Monday, July 14th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Matthew Fox (42)
Taboo (33)
Jackie Earle Haley (47)
Jane Lynch (48)
Joel Silver (56)
Tommy Mottola (58)
Vincent Pastore (62)
Polly Bergen (77)
Harry Dean Stanton (82)

Posted by: Michael K


TT99's picture

I know Matthew Fox is hot, but I have a feeling if I had sex with him, it would be rather routine and boring. I might start humming the lyrics of whatever music was playing during the act. There are just people who despite their good looks, are not sexy. Now Sawyer...
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paris herpes's picture

He looks better wet!

Your face!

Aunt Bea's picture

Matt Fox is too wimpy to be hot

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 14, 2008 - 4:58pm.

I share a birthday with Fidel Castro. Sux 4 me!!

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M.E.'s picture

Here are the sluts I share a birthday with:
1989 Danieal Radcliffe (actor)
1980 Michelle Williams (singer)
1973 Monica Lewinsky (former white house intern)
1972 Marlon Wayans (actor)
1970 Charisma Carpenter (actress)
1965 Slash (guitarist)
1962 Eriq La Salle (actor)
1961 Woody Harrelson (actor)
1961 Martin Gore (musician)
1951 Edie McGlurge (actress)
1950 Belinda Montgomery (actress)
1947 David Essex (Cook) (singer)

Interesting. No?

West Coast Bubba's picture

When I worked on the Sony lot where Party of Five was being taped, Matthew Fox was always super nice to everyone. And he is even better looking in person!!!

IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

God, yes.

Happy birthday, Matthew. I'll give you a pass since you're already married to an Italian chick, but in my next life, you're mine.

He's still as hot as he was in his PO5 days. Even hotter. Kuh-righst.

Um, am I missing something? Whose squeaky voice mouse voice?

Vintagevamp's picture

Matthew Fox is all kinds of hot, and so is Harry Dean Stanton (though in a completely different way).

Happy Birthday, Sluts!

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parissucksliterally's picture

Boring people!

except for HDS...

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sexy's picture

oh man i think I just had a boston cream pie all over the place!!!!!!!!!

sexy's picture

yummmmmmmmmm!eeeeeee

Chees-ay.

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EvilShoe's picture

I thought that was Adam Sandler.

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oklahoma's picture

Oh help, I'm soo Lost! So Helpless.. *faints* Maybe a big, well, medium sized guy, like Jack aka Matthew from LOST will Save me.. *pants* tee hee!!

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marnieve's picture

LOL@ migraineuse KFC story! At KFC in Jerusalem they had a sign that said "No Smokung-violators will be perilized" They are hardcore over there! It's closed now.

I cannot believe Harry Dean Stanton is 82...wait...yes I can, I saw his picture last week. Actually, come to think of it, he looks pretty good for 82!

yummm . . . happy birthday Matthew Fox. I have a little present for you over here at my house. lol

DeeDee's picture

Mmmmm, Matthew looks so good. ISMU, some duct tape solves the voice problem.

Good morning MK and dlisters

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Am's picture

Nipples and Big Pussy (Pastore)??? I love this!!! H-B to everyone.

Good morning everybody.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD to Matthew Fox (making me tingle in my no-no spot), Jane Lynch, and Harry Dean Stanton!

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Calcbunny's picture

It's my Birthday too!

Calcbunny (43)

The C word's picture

Morning! I can't believe it's Monday already....

HB to all on the list...love Jane Lynch!

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loozer's picture

Happy Birthday Mr Fox! Loved his short-lived series
"Haunted" and of course Lost.

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angel_i's picture

Hot, hot, hot.

I don't know these people (maybe to see them...)except Tony Mottola cuz he the ho that married Mimi.

Happy Birthday, strangers:)

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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Mmmmm, yes please. Matthew Fox is giving me the vapours.

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Migraineuse's picture

Totally off-topic:

They have KFC in Greece, and for some reason it's a hilarious experience. I have to take a picture of that paper thing that goes in the tray for you Dlisters. I've never seen such existentialism in a fast food restaurant. Kafka would have loved Greece.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

So hot until he speaks in that little squeaky mouse voice...

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Migraineuse's picture

Happy birthday, sluts.

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