She's Stuck
Pamela Anderson entered the Big Brother Australia house today and kissed the floor with her chocha lips before she entered. It totally took a couple of cranes to get that bitch off the ground. Her chocha is like a Dyson and didn't want to let go.
Pammy wouldn't say how much money she's getting paid to be on BB for a few days, but she said it was "a lot" and "much more than I'm worth." She can say that again.
She also said that she's heard about Big Brother, but "we don't have it in America." Umm....well...there's this one show called "Big Brother" and it begins its 10th season here in America. Now, I don't know if they are related, but.... Yeah, Pam has jizz for brains.
Pam was also planning to stage a huge KFC protest for Peta, but was told by reporters that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother Australia. She responded, "Well, you know, I didn't know that KFC had anything to do with the show." Errrr...obviously.
Pam has already entered the house. Click here to see tons of video of her mess on the show. Can they just lock the doors and keep her quarantined there forever? We're done with her. She's all yours, Australia! Crikey!
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Submitted by Gry on July 9, 2008 - 10:20pm.
She's actually become a parody of herself, which is really a career death knell.
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Actually, I think that she's already the walking dead.
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Hey TV and Mr President!
Mr Pres, Pam has some really pretty shoes. She doesn't for the cheap-ass footwear most of the time....she only wears her Lucite around the house.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
As silly as the woman is, you gotta hand it to her for 1. being able to do the splits (at ANY age but adults are so much less likely to even try) and 2. for going down easy.
She's already a GILF - can you imagine if she wasn't camping it up? Yeesh! I wonder how she'll handle being a straight-up memaw...and then I remember Blanche (Golden Girls).
If she could ever stop being so hopelessly tacky with regards to her personal affairs I might even like her. Here's to "It ain't over til it's over".
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Hi, vany!!!!!
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She's still classier than Shauna Sand. At least she's not wearing Lucite heels.
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hi vany!
If she had taken care of herself better, not drugging her whole life, she would still look beautiful...and take out those ridiculous tits already!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
She's actually become a parody of herself, which is really a career death knell.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 9, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Hi Paris, I am back, I hope.Hope you all had a great 4th.
As for PA, you cannot be more correct. She was sexy, a joke, but sexy, now she looks like a leatherfaced grandma who partied too much in her youth and was fired from the strip club and cannot even visit her sons in jail cause she needs to make a living by giving BJs to her current boyfriend's kids (cigarattes are expensive). ____________________________________________
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I really don't think Pam's knows what a joke she has become. She was always a joke in a way, but her "sexiness" is all campy now, when it used to be incredible.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service sugarbabymeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 9, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Shouldn't she be preparing to marry the lead singer from Warrant?
Hi TV!
Ha! I think even the lead singer from Warrant had better taste. Didn't he marry the chick on the cherry pie video (who also dated Tommy Hep Lee? (*embarassed to know that information*)____________________________________________
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I am not familiar with this Big Brother show, but it strikes me as a "Roach Motel".
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Submitted by letinstar on July 9, 2008 - 9:51pm
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Hahahaha! *gag*
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Submitted by meltz91 on July 9, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Plunger? Next time my toilet bowl backs up, I'll know who to call. Haha
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Shortly after PETA got "mole traps" banned, Pam is now hiring out her services in the rodent removal industry. Pam was quoted as saying "Think of me as a plunger for the Earth".
Shouldn't she be preparing to marry the lead singer from Warrant?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I actually made it threw two videos that's about all I ever want to see. That girl Bridget was kinda cute but about as smart as a bag of rocks.
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A Hazmat crew is racing to contain her scary-ass Vag. The floor is a total loss.
The poor bastards behind her never made it out alive.
I don't think the fine folks at Stanley Steamer are gonna be able to do anything about that snail trail.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
when my flipflops stick to the floor, i'll know the reason why...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Not even the over the hill strippers at the Oklahoma strip mall on I44 look up to this woman anymore. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Well, there's one reason I never walk around barefoot in public places.
Submitted by Manimal5
My pong got up and left me in the nineties! As for ping? He is in a dreawer with new batteries...
LOL.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Somewhere, some place, dark and greasy,
a vagina is crying.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 9, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Deb, I tried that move once, needless to say ping and pong were NOT too happy.
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Well, if the floor starts getting lumps and bumps all over the place we'll know what's happening
That poor floor. YUK
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
* The didgeridoo and Pam's cooch are the two things in the world that make the sound "weeee wow wow wow whoah" when you blow into it
Hahaha. Great job at trying to Phoneticize that sound!
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Please, my mom does that all the time at family gatherings.
Is they ask her for her talents they are blind if they cant see her two huge talents
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
I want to know what lead up to this circus act. Did someone say Pammie what do you like to do in your spare time? What are your talents?
Thank God she is from Canada because the USA could not take being responsible for another Ho
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Her Dyson chocha needs to crash land on Jane Seymour's face.
Thoughts:
* Bindi Irwin should do a special (and dance number) about the giant crabs living on Pam's vulva
* Pam's "pouch" is big enough to be a daycare center for kangaroos
* You can throw a boomerang into Pam's snooch and it comes back -- with hepatitis C
* The didgeridoo and Pam's cooch are the two things in the world that make the sound "weeee wow wow wow whoah" when you blow into it
* This could be the event that throws Australia into the apocalypse, leading to the events foretold in the the Mad Max movies
"We" don't have it in America. Well, as far as I'm concerned, this skank still isn't a citizen and does not EVER need to lump me into the same category as her.
Is there a synonym for skank that conveys that the person is more putrid than even the average skank? Because I feel like that's what I should really be calling her. Someone please come up with a word, if need be.
That giant twatamoungus stuck her to the floor like a big ol' suction cup. Wonder which stage hand had the honors of breaking the seal...or is that against the rules for PETA, too.
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Submitted by Linzee on July 9, 2008 - 8:15pm.
At least she's honest about the fact she's a media whore and freak... unlike Angelina Jolie.
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LOL Sheeps!
GIG, yeah, I'm sure dingos won't eat plastic. It's a damn shame.
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Submitted by soul on July 9, 2008 - 7:06pm.
I could have used her to open a jar of pickles today.dang.
LMAO!
I never knew a twat could move like that
She may be incredibly tacky, but that's always kinda been her appeal.
At least she's honest about the fact she's a media whore and freak... unlike Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Maybe a dingo will eat Pammy while she is there.
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Ha ha ha! "Dingos ate my fake tits!"
No dingo could be that hungry.
she's an embarrassment. those over exposed boobs on her aging ass are hideous.
I'll stop eating at KFC (yuck) when this ho covers up her fake tits.
Submitted by DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Wait till she tries to order organic couscous at an Outback Steakhouse.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Nasty nasty. Does Australia have HAZMAT or something else?
Submitted by DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Maybe a dingo will eat Pammy while she is there.
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LMAO!
One can always hope and pray.
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Maybe a dingo will eat Pammy while she is there.
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Pammy is a animal rights advocate when it suits her purposes.
Specifically, when she needs publicity.
That split's a bit too much down under.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
I feel like I insulted all the one dollars whore of the world
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Pam was also planning to stage a huge KFC protest for Peta, but was told by reporters that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother Australia. She responded, "Well, you know, I didn't know that KFC had anything to do with the show." Errrr...obviously.
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Lame. As a spokeswhore it's her job to hire someone to tell her these things. And someone else to get her out of it and STILL get her money if she finds out on the fly like that. The world just gets more and more pathetic each day.
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