She's Stuck
Pamela Anderson entered the Big Brother Australia house today and kissed the floor with her chocha lips before she entered. It totally took a couple of cranes to get that bitch off the ground. Her chocha is like a Dyson and didn't want to let go.
Pammy wouldn't say how much money she's getting paid to be on BB for a few days, but she said it was "a lot" and "much more than I'm worth." She can say that again.
She also said that she's heard about Big Brother, but "we don't have it in America." Umm....well...there's this one show called "Big Brother" and it begins its 10th season here in America. Now, I don't know if they are related, but.... Yeah, Pam has jizz for brains.
Pam was also planning to stage a huge KFC protest for Peta, but was told by reporters that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother Australia. She responded, "Well, you know, I didn't know that KFC had anything to do with the show." Errrr...obviously.
Pam has already entered the house. Click here to see tons of video of her mess on the show. Can they just lock the doors and keep her quarantined there forever? We're done with her. She's all yours, Australia! Crikey!
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Yes, and we've started a protest to KFC to get this skank 'ho out of the country. I can smell her from 650 miles away.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
They need to vaccinate the entire cast against the Hep because those babies just got all over the place there!
Your face!
I gotta give her props for the fact that she picks on herself and her nonsense filled life. Shows she has a sense of humor and that she doesnt take herself too seriously.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Pam. Dear. Brit-Brit is no longer a pop princess, Madonna is no longer the material girl, Pluto is no longer a planet, and you are no longer a sex kitten. Try again.
Submitted by trinityadams on July 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
Why is she doing that maneuver anyway? It's like when a little kid can do a cartwheel so they do it to show off and impress you, and you think it's kind of cute and endearing, but when a forty-five year old ex porn star and perpetual, trashy skank does it, you just want to smash a box of Ritz crackers on her face.
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stuart from mad tv "look what i can do" lmao
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I haven't attacked anyone or named called. I guess, I named called some today. - Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
now I have to disinfect my monitor
ew
Can i stage a rally against her skanky ass
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She needs to shed the blond blow up doll thing. It's so 15 years ago...Honestly she's only 41, she could go get a mini face-lift, trade in the circus tits for something for natural looking and get a more attractive hair color and she'd probably be hot again...
Submitted by loozer on July 10, 2008 - 8:08am.
Is Verne Troyer under there??
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Under there hmmph more like in there.
Five foot two, eyes of blue,
da da da da da da da
has anybody seen my gal?
Is Verne Troyer under there??
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
It's that super-sexy expression that sells it for me.....(hurt much, Pam?)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ewwwww, I'd hate to be the person who has to clean her snail-trail-slime off the floor.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
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Oh, Pammy Pam!
Has it really come to this?
What she needs to do is make a sex tape in that house with a bucket of KFC perched between her chocha.
That'll be sure to up her skank fee!
www.myspace.com/triston
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^^? Is this news true or not? who knows.....
someone should have ran up behind her and kicked her in the coot
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
aaw shit!
I was totally looking forward to moving back to australia...
looks like I'll have to get tested for everything before then
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 10, 2008 - 12:56am.
She can pull an entire washed up 80's hair band out of her cooch.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 9, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by trinityadams on July 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
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Maybe she'll pull an asshat out of her ass!
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Submitted by trinityadams on July 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
Wasn't Pam doing a magic show a little while back? Maybe she'll pull a rabbit out of her "asshat". And for my next trick...
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Submitted by trinityadams on July 10, 2008 - 12:37am.
I dint need the visual of Pam snacth and her fist on it , I think im goin to need therapy
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Submitted by trinityadams on July 9, 2008 - 10:37pm.
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Pamela has the same intelligence level as little kids do. She probably has trouble reading to her kids. "Hey Son, what's this word?" "Come on, Mom, sound it out!"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why is she doing that maneuver anyway? It's like when a little kid can do a cartwheel so they do it to show off and impress you, and you think it's kind of cute and endearing, but when a forty-five year old ex porn star and perpetual, trashy skank does it, you just want to smash a box of Ritz crackers on her face.
Next she'll show us her Crayola drawing of a triceratops and how she can bend her thumb all the way back to touch her wrist, and how she can shove her entire fist into her snatch.
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You are of your own climax.
Every time I see Pammy, the song "Sweet Transvestite" pops in my head.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by dead-actress on July 9, 2008 - 10:55pm.
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Haha! Snail trail - I haven't heard that one for a while. While we're asking - who paid for the HAZMAT team to come and clean it up. Did that come out of YOUR tax dollars? For shame.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 10, 2008 - 12:15am.
Thanks, won't be drinking at all. Great to see you!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 10, 2008 - 12:15am.
Actually, I wanted Pam to blow out my candle, but I've worked since 1987.
Totally not her type.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oh Shit, Happy Birthday...... TV.Enjoy your day and don't drink too much, but if you do-- share.
I got to run. ____________________________________________
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TVs new idea of a blow job is when someone swiffers the dust off of him...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
O yeah - Happy Birthday:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 9, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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I hardly doubt you would object to breast brailling (sp?)
PSL, boy don't I sound old but there is only one time when a 40 year old woman, no matter how young she feels and acts, should be shopping in the teen section (or for hookerware)-- halloween (ok two times -- for bed). Forget "what not to wear" the show, PA, Shawna Sand ,PP and Tila Tequila, among others, have shown me what not to wear....__and what not to do. Sometimes VHI and MTV are the PBS of the new generation. ________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 9, 2008 - 11:08pm.
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Damn! I thought you were four!(and very, very bright:)
See? My whole day's been like that.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:06am.
In dog years, I'm dead.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV: (ahem)(clearing throat) (singing)mimimimimi
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU!
YOU ACT LIKE A MONKEY!
AND YOU TYPE LIKE ONE TOO!
(and meeeeen----y more!)
(EST of course)
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 9, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 10, 2008 - 12:00am.
Gracias!
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Yay!
Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you 3? Are you 4?...
;p
♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Mr. President on July 10, 2008 - 12:00am.
Gracias!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
HAPPY BIRFDAY TV!!!!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 9, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Aww, shucks. How many more hours do we have to IM to be real friends?
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Submitted by muncle on July 9, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Baywatch? At least you said "the beginning" the only talent she has ever shown was in Home Improvement.
Good night all. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 9, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Maybe she had her nipples damaged like that intentionally for the blind. Braille foreplay!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Team Valtrex: since it is after midnight where you are:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
You really are one of my best fake friends!
HUGS!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Can the working stiff who slipped on this slut's snail trail apply for workmen's comp?
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
vany, I think your Mom was right.....there are some outfits I see that are adorable, but I can't wear them any more. I can still fit in Junior Clothes, but it doesn't mean I should wear them....and boobs? Put those things away- show off ONE or the other- legs OR boobs, not both.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
I'm surprised she can do a split like that. That's the most talent I've seen her show ever since she started with Baywatch.
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She is against KFC, because she knows their chickens never see Cock.
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
TV, I think the Aussie KFCs implant their chicken breasts with dead possums.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 9, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Hmmm..... the blind will be ok with the tits until they touch the sand paper skin -- see the blind are spared the face and outfits. My mother once said (*disclaimer --if my mother ever hears that I think she was right about anything you are a dead man*) you got to dress appropiately for your age. Until I turned thirt... (ahem, 29), I thought she was full of shit, but she was (*looking again*) right, there is a point when wearing a shirt to take your kids out makes you a charicature of a real person. She crossed that line a while back.____________________________________________
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 9, 2008 - 11:43pm.
I'm sure she doesn't hate KFC because they use artificial means to enlarge the breasts.
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Hello PSL, angel, TV, everyone.
She hates KFC so much because a bucket of original recipe reminds her so much of herself. When the bucket is finished, it's good for nothing but putting greasy old bones in.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 9, 2008 - 11:37pm.
With those scary, scarred Frankentitties, she can't even seduce the blind.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Higuys, TV, Paris, GIG etc.....my mother just left tonite and am done with negotiations.... WOHOOOOO.....
I do agree the drugs have not helped her, but there is more to it, the breasts, the tan.....trust, she will be that mother that wants to seduce her kids' friends and everyone pities her. Everything is falling and that barbwire tattoo is on its way to looking like a picket fence. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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