Wednesday, July 9th 2008
He Would've Settled For Half A Joint And A Bag Of Funions
Who knew mega stoner Matthew McConaughey was the type to whore out his baby for millions of dollars? He obviously is the type, because TMZ reports that OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby's name is.
OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby's first Christmas. He's not even a week old.
Hopefully, Matthew will take some of that cash and move his family out of the trailer park! I doubt Baby Chic Jeans really wants to sleep in a kitchen drawer. Oh shit! I said Chic Jeans. That was the hottest commercial ever:
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I'm surprised at him. I thought he was all live free and steer clear of the Hollywood trappings. Here he is putting his baby on magzaine covers for a check.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 9, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Hope he uses some of that cash for arm extension surgery. Cause once the baby gets old enough to throw in the air and catch...kid ain't gonna fly very high if papa's arms are really short.
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HAHAHA!! Thanks for that visual... "Hey, Levi, Daddy's gonna throw you up in the air!! What fun! OOOPS!! Levi?"
*waving at you with normal sized arm*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Never cared much for this smelly bastard
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A little guilt goes a long way
Why the fuck do people want to see babies of people who they don't even fucking know....i don't get this shit!!!
do people actually buy a magazine cuz a celeb's baby is on the cover? Who are these morons?
Hope he uses some of that cash for arm extension surgery. Cause once the baby gets old enough to throw in the air and catch...kid ain't gonna fly very high if papa's arms are really short.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
OH SNAP!
I remember I desparately wanted that Chic hobo bag! If I had that, a pair of GV's, a fluffy pink sweater with "leg of mutton" (as my mom called them)sleeves, a bottle of Babe, and some ribbon barettes I would be the hottest bitch at the skating rink.
Since I was broke as a joke, I had to settle for blue cloth Bon Jour's from the kid's House of Style, a blue v-neck velour shirt, my mom's Tabu, and a couple of old barettes I painted dots on with nail polish.
Friggin sucked to be me as a kid.
I saw this coming a mile away....this jerk weed hasn't had a hit movie in over 5 years, so he's gotta pay his drug dealer someway. Pimping the baby is his golden meal ticket.
I am not all shocked.
He hasn't had a hit movie in years. Living in 'Bu is very expensive. The child support payments will be astronomical when she gets tired of his slacker ass and dumps him big time.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Jordache McC.
Calvin Klein McC.
Gloria Vanderbilt McC.
Mom Jeans McC.
Again with the whoring out of spawn pix. I'm sick of it. Boycott!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
a stoner whore? say it aint so!
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
Never pegged him the sell out type. I was way off.
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