Wednesday, July 9th 2008
He Would've Settled For Half A Joint And A Bag Of Funions
Who knew mega stoner Matthew McConaughey was the type to whore out his baby for millions of dollars? He obviously is the type, because TMZ reports that OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby's name is.
OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby's first Christmas. He's not even a week old.
Hopefully, Matthew will take some of that cash and move his family out of the trailer park! I doubt Baby Chic Jeans really wants to sleep in a kitchen drawer. Oh shit! I said Chic Jeans. That was the hottest commercial ever:
The beer shampoo was called "Body On Tap" !!!!!
Remember Bon Jour jeans ??????????????
I remember that Chic Jeans comercial too...I was in the 6th or 7th grade...man! I sure am getting old!
3 million for HIS children?
That's alot of bong pipes and Nutella.
I hope he invites me over for X-Mas!
*puff*
And just imagine the stash Angie is gonna get for her duo of freshness!
www.myspace.com/triston
He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 9, 2008 - 10:49pm.
"The commercial brought back fond memories of a Beer Shampoo' commercial. I can't remember the name of the product."
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The shampoo was BODY ON TAP.It was a must have for all the trailer park hotties...along with a comb in the back pocket of some painted on jeans...and some CANDIES wooden platform shoes.I could totally see Shauna Sand rockin' that style had she been around @ the time.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service sugarbabymeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
I actually remember that Chic Jeans commercial vividly, so I just dated myself.
The commercial brought back fond memories of a "Beer Shampoo' commercial. I can't remember the name of the product.
Yes, young people out there reading this: There was an actual shampoo made out of beer that was advertised heavily on TV during the very early 80's.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Bongos for Naked Dummies?
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
High Times lost the bidding war? They should've thrown in some papers and a copy of "Naked Bongos for Dummies".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Wrangler has nothing on Bugle Boy, especially acid washed style
oh, and how old am i? i totally remember this chic jeans commercial....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
well, it DOES cost money to buy weed...so, $3M goes along way towards weed, bong maintenance and bongos...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
They'll be able to upgrade to a triple-wide and get a new sofa for the porch with that payout.
I'm with zomay -- didn't see Mateo as the sell-baby-pics type. Wonder if he's giving it to Camila as pacification for not marrying her.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
dontknowdontcare but boggles my fucking mind WHO BUYS ENOUGH OF THESE TWAT RAGS to make it worth paying these fancy flea bags that kind of cash?
Submitted by 2Di4
ummm... not a typo. an intentional.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
BTW...McConnadouche's girl is FOYNE.That's my baby she's having anyway.;->
I got a modest woody from the Chic Jeans commercial.
Must've been all those early 80's "BLONDE BIG HAIR PORN 'DO'S" Betcha' they had some serious matching bush too.Thanx for that MK.
Levi's first Christmas eh? I think he will get his first set of bongos and a hookah.
Awww MK, you pics are worth at least a good blunt and a bottle of Boones!
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They keep saying his baby mama is a model. A model for what, animal crackers? I don't see it
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 9, 2008 - 6:59pm.
hahaha. This shit reminded me of a commercial I grew up on.
I lived near Philly and used to see this like every 5 minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFlkK9nYYs
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OMG OMG OMG!!!
I LOVED the Ideal commercials, and occasionally find myself singing it absentmindedly.
Right up there Krass Brothers, Store of the Stars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0js6lsVGnE
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 9, 2008 - 7:07pm.
a dog send.
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that is the funniest typo i've seen all day!!
Wrangler!
MK does read the comments.....
My mom wore Chic denims, I did not because of that.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I never buy the magazine w/ the picture of the baby. I just don't support theses stars that get OVERPAID and they are PAID MORE (millions) when they have kids. A couple pictures of a baby make more money than I will in my life. They don't even give the money away to a good cause. It's not like these kids go to college they become movie stars/singers etc as well.I am surprised that Matthew would sell a picture of LEVI. Matthew seemed like such a free spirt.
PS: I will look at the article while waiting in line at the grocery store.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 9, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Mamma Mia
Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
I loved Chic jeans! When I was a strung out mess I was very skinny but still had an ass (bubblebutt, anyone?) to contend with...they made jeans that would fit in the waist and the ass. a dog send.
If I get something now to fit the ass I got all kinds of inches in the waist to mess with. Just plain funky.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
I still can't believe those Hippies sold their kid out?! But I guess that hippie shit goes right out the window. When someone throws 3mil at you.
hahaha. This shit reminded me of a commercial I grew up on.
I lived near Philly and used to see this like every 5 minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFlkK9nYYs
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Say it ain't so... Matty is pimpin his newborn?! That is some tacky shit. Christmas and I heard Wedding pictures are apart of the deal(if they get married). Damn Matty sell them your soul while your at it.
That's funny. I knew several free chic hobags in high school!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 10:31pm.
The 80s sometimes make me wish I was born in 1990. Chic Jeans: we make white women butts look as flat as their fronts.
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Ha ha ha, I was thinking the exact same thing. Comes in 27 sizes, all guaranteed to keep your noasatol in check.
Submitted by 2Di4 on July 9, 2008 - 5:32pm.
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LMFAO @ that fucking post!!!!!!!!!!
My Gosh...that cracked me up!♥♥
hmmm. works at sizzler and wants a blow job. i have to weigh that one....
if i get free salad bar, it's go time!
so if he's gotta be a Dad he might as well cash in.douche.
Guess Jeans
http://shop.guess.com/
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The 80s sometimes make me wish I was born in 1990. Chic Jeans: we make white women butts look as flat as their fronts.
Submitted by trinityadams on July 9, 2008 - 6:21pm.
LOL!
I must be a "media whore" type myself because I'd take that 3 MILLION in a hot flash for pictures of my newborn....college fund would be done and then some
He strikes me as the kind of guy who would take you to a really nice restaurant and spend the whole night talking about himself, then expect you to pay half the bill.
Then halfway home he admits that he only rented his Mercedes and that he works at Sizzler, but he still wants a blowjob.
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You are of your own climax.
"Because you're no longer a woman...you're a mom"
-Mom Jeans-
Submitted by islandgirl on July 9, 2008 - 5:52pm.
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Heehee! And when he's bad, he won't have to run very far to avoid a slap on the butt.
"LEVI!! Get back here, dag nabbit!!" *flails stupmy arms in frustration*
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One sport they can share as father & son..ping pong. Doesn't require too much of an arm stretch. Yeah, I'm gonna burn in hell.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Meh. I can't really bag on the guy, he has great abs and sculptors like me like that.
His arms look short because he is short waisted. It makes your body look funny, whether you're male or female.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on July 9, 2008 - 5:49pm.
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Heehee! And when he's bad, he won't have to run very far to avoid a slap on the butt.
"LEVI!! Get back here, dag nabbit!!" *flails stupmy arms in frustration*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Ahh! Chic Jeans! I wore 'em back in 4th grade or so. And I was a fatass.
They didn't make me sexy like those hos in the commercial. Just like Zips shoes didn't make me run faster.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 9, 2008 - 5:35pm.
HAHAHA!! Thanks for that visual... "Hey, Levi, Daddy's gonna throw you up in the air!! What fun! OOOPS!! Levi?"
*waving at you with normal sized arm*
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LMAO! Hi! Island Girl! When they play catch..Levi will be standing really close to catch the ball.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
offer ends may 31, 1983? no problem. it's still 1983 in my undeveloped mind.
back then, everyone stayed home on friday nights to watch 'miami vice'. these days, i stay home on friday night because i'm old as dirt. see? no change in my life.
Maybe everybody in Hollywood is the type to whore out their offspring to a nation of infant worshipers who are only too happy to part with their $$$ for pics of a kid they don't know. Gross.
Are any celebrities pregnant at the moment? I walked past the newsstand today and saw that one tab had a headline speculating about who is expecting (I hate that word). Snore....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIMaU55430
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If you haven't seen it, you've been warned.
SAME PLACE I GET MY KEDS!
that settles it. Me and the bf are going to put aside our lofty plans to wait for marriage and stability and go ahead and have a baby. Why should I finish school when I can just crap out a baby and then charge dumbasses across the nation $3 million for a picture of it?
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
"Get a free hobo bag from Chic, offer ends may 31st, 1983"...bummer.