Wednesday, July 9th 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Toccara In Vogue Italia

Chichi power alert!!! You might remember Toccara as the bitch who should have won America's Next Top Model 3. TyTy Baby didn't choose her, because she's jeaaaaaalous. You might also remember Toccara as the hot ass bitch who went off on the judges of Celebrity Fit Club. The bitch is back and bigger than ever. Well, her chichis are bigger than ever!

Toccara is in the new issue of Vogue Italia. You just know TyTy Baby is going to take credit for all of this. I can hear her now, "Well, I remember the time I got Toccara into Vogue...."

These pictures are hotter than a cat's pussy on an August afternoon, but where the hell are her nipples?! I assumed the bitch had huge silver dollar nippies. What the fuck happened to them? Did TyTy chew them off or something?

And is it just me or does Toccara sort of look like Alexyss K. Tylor in these pictures?

Visit Top Model Livejournal to see Toccara's full airbrushed-to-hell spread in Vogue.


Posted by: Michael K


Bag of Dirt's picture

I just saw her recently on tv after a few years of . . . well, not paying attention. While I generally don't give a crap about ANTM, I have to say - FINALLY! Finally, one of those bitches made some sort of foray into actual modeling! Jesus Christ, you'd think after what seems like 20 seasons of that crap show at least one of them by now would have actually BECOME a model. Good on her for that.

Also, it's nice to see that a larger, voluptious woman made it in into Vogue. Good for her!

I always thought Dani Evans, winner of cycle 6 would go far. She was my favorite. But, unfortuantely, that hasn't happened. I think the stigma of appearing on Tyra's piece of crap vanity show actually prohibits any of the girls from ever getting decent work in the fashion industry.

ainsley's picture

What a beautiful series of paintings.
She looks...different.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Vogue Italia? Wait. Didn't PP claim she did some modeling for this mag?

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Hey SQUIDBURGER.. let's see those 34 DD TITIES!!!

Sock-Monkey's picture

Chichilicious! I'm getting the Real Doll vibe from the main pic. Creepy.

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☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆'s picture

Actually, didnt she lose some weigh in the last few weeks?
I remember readin it on E!

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its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

i love this girl. love her! she looks like she lost some weight......o well i still love her. and uhmmmm yea where the fuck are her nipples?

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hi cocha mocha! I think she is very sexy, and doesn't give a shit about what people think about her.

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

sillijane's picture

Alexyss K Tylor should be nominated for HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH.

This hot bitch is not only wise, but very ELEGANT.

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

nice to see the bigger girls get some love. she looks good.

Margo's picture

She's a motherfuckin' Diva, and I heart her.

I'm tired of people saying large breasts can't be perky. I'm a 34DD (and a size 10) and 34 years old, and mine have always been perky and don't require photoshop. It's genetics, and I got lucky in that regard. However, I also got my mom's extremely sensitive rash-prone skin and my dad's light-sensitive blue eyes. Just sayin' this is possibly real, and I believe. I do wonder what happened to her aureolas and nipples though.

Oh, and I expect to sag eventually, but not until I'm in my late 40s like my family tends to do...

Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Those melons are fake, right?

as fake as cher's face

THOSE ARE SOME BIG OL TITIES...nothing sexier then sitting in the trunk of a piece of shit car!!

Stoney's picture

Those melons are fake, right?

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kdracofan's picture

O nice pics....photoshopped and all....very "mad Max"

her skin looks....lighter?

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Sayonara's picture

Submitted by LookUpYourEx on July 9, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on July 9, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Toccara's breasts are natural,

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about as natural as Cher's face.
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On that note....

I love this bitch. That is all I will say.

DAE - are you feeling okay, love? Two avies in a row and a siggie with no Christina reference?

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

Submitted by Sayonara on July 9, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Toccara's breasts are natural,

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about as natural as Cher's face.

monkeypaw's picture

Wow is right. They shopped any distinguishing features right off the bitch, including her nips. Ouch.

angel_i's picture

They're either way south or they're photoshopped off...

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Doesn't even look like her.

EvilShoe's picture

Too bad someone didn't shut that trunk and lock it.

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TheBreakdown's picture

She desperately needs about 5 more hands to help her hoist those puppies up.

I've got one free!

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tonicbitch's picture

She looks so melon-choly.

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LoLo's picture

bitch got a butt on her tittie spot
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FabulousDivaBuns's picture

Sorry but natural breasts aren't perky like that so try again. girls with big natural breasts have big natural areolas. Not sayin she wasn't packin anything to begin with but fake breasts make a broads back hurt to.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Submitted by Cunty LaRue
Are her nipples actually on the underside of her breasts?

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Her nipples must be pointing dead south, Britney style. Oh well, at least her nips are keeping it real.

thlayly5's picture

It's true that her hand positioning makes it look like she has no nipples. But, I think I'd rather have smaller nips than Heather Mills' pancakes.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Why don't all these mags start using paintings or cartoons in their layouts??

Same difference.

zomay's picture

This just proves that the winners of ANTM are actually the looooosers.

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yiooooooo's picture

The body is her the face looks like her but it has something I dont know what

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Toccara one of the best models ANTM ever had. Bloody twats should have let her win!!

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yiooooooo's picture

I knew Toccara was the only bitch on this stupid show who had a chance, she dint dissapear after the show like the winners of the show , what happen to their modeling contracts??? I have never seen them in any important show

"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."

laurensav35's picture

wow that doesnt even look like her.

Sayonara's picture

Toccara's breasts are natural, and I know that she suffers from back pain from time to time.

Cunty LaRue's picture

Are her nipples actually on the underside of her breasts?

angel_i's picture

Yay! Boobies! I'm saved!

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