Wednesday, July 9th 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Toccara In Vogue Italia

Chichi power alert!!! You might remember Toccara as the bitch who should have won America's Next Top Model 3. TyTy Baby didn't choose her, because she's jeaaaaaalous. You might also remember Toccara as the hot ass bitch who went off on the judges of Celebrity Fit Club. The bitch is back and bigger than ever. Well, her chichis are bigger than ever!

Toccara is in the new issue of Vogue Italia. You just know TyTy Baby is going to take credit for all of this. I can hear her now, "Well, I remember the time I got Toccara into Vogue...."

These pictures are hotter than a cat's pussy on an August afternoon, but where the hell are her nipples?! I assumed the bitch had huge silver dollar nippies. What the fuck happened to them? Did TyTy chew them off or something?

And is it just me or does Toccara sort of look like Alexyss K. Tylor in these pictures?

Visit Top Model Livejournal to see Toccara's full airbrushed-to-hell spread in Vogue.


Posted by: Michael K


Wow...she has huuuuuuge boobies! I am suprised her nips aren't showing in these photos...the wonders of photoshop! She needs to cover some of that up with Nippies by Bristols 6! Even though they are the only brand that offers Nippies in 3 sizes- A, B, and C- it would take 2 or 3 of the bigger Nippies to cover her up! She is like a DDDDDDDDD!

Check out www.bristols6.com to find your size :)

gucci's picture

these photos are very cheap looking. except for the ones of the breast.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Those boobs are real - she lost a ton of weight on celeb fit club 2 - she looks good - good for her although she seems to be going the FHM, Playboy route... ah well! :)

-ohmy-'s picture

Those boobs are real - she lost a ton of weight on celeb fit club 2 - she looks good - good for her although she seems to be going the FHM, Playboy route... ah well! :)

-ohmy-'s picture

Those boobs are real - she lost a ton of weight on celeb fit club 2 - she looks good - good for her although she seems to be going the FHM, Playboy route... ah well! :)

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GuardianAngel

Trust me.....woman with NATURALLY large breast like that do suffer the consequences of gravity. The nipples usually point a southerly direction. And to get them up to that nice round mound like that we have to lift them with our hands or arms to get that sexy look. She's most likely covering her nipples with her hands. That's what my pics look like when I want to take a sexy boob shot without showing any nipple. I totally believe they are REAL!!

Khensu Hetep's picture

I don't normally do positive comments on celebrity gossip sites, but...I think she's really beautiful as she already is. I don't think she needs to change a thing.

I'm pretty sure those are real. In the main pic she's holding them with her arms. I have tig ole bitties (and no, sheeps, no pics!) and I do that shit when I am in a bikini with no support so my boobies stand up nice and pretty.

*edit to add - I, however, have nipples. Two of them, in fact.

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Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do. - Trinityadams 7/9/08

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myspace.com/pimpstyleo

she's always had an awesome rack, i wanna motorboat them mothafuckas

angel_i's picture

Camon! Who doesn't like boobies?
That's why mine are SO big (not), cuz I'm a pleaser like that:)

I have to say that I like this Italian art. It's so dirty and not dirty at the same time.

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cadysmith75's picture

Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ..

parissucksliterally's picture

talk about breasts, and it it starts picking up again....who would have thought?

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Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 9:46pm.

Mon ange....

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Submitted by Sheeps on July 9, 2008 - 11:44pm.

Submitted by trinityadams on July 9, 2008 - 5:24pm.
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That made me giggle too.

Proof. Ok, you see that picture up there? You know how some people are saying that it doesn't look like her? That's cuz it's me:)

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Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:31am.
I'm glad you have breasts.

Toccara looks fake but her boobs look real.

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Submitted by trinityadams on July 9, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do.

hahahahaha
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Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Breasts. I have two:)

Gonna need more proof than mere say-so.

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angel_i's picture

Breasts. I have two:)

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angel_i's picture

I can't tell - if her nips are photoshopped off then I'd, likely, say fake. That being said - I don't have the highest breast in the world but my nipples sit high (TMI? Too bad;p). If they're way down low and she's pushing them up against herself - then they're real. I guess you had to be there...

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Submitted by angel_i on July 10, 2008 - 12:24am.
Submitted by TT99 on July 10, 2008 - 12:22am.

They look really fake to me...the again maybe not. Sorry
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Submitted by TT99 on July 9, 2008 - 11:22pm.

And FYI, REAL Big boobs sag. Fake boobs are perky.
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Ha! And this is a serious question: So are they real or fake?

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And FYI, REAL Big boobs sag. Fake boobs are perky.
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TT99's picture

For the sake of this story I suppose we are to believe that the woman in this picture is actually Toccara. OKay, I'll buy that. For a Dollar.
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muncle's picture

At first sight that looked to me like a really bad quality snapshot done with a $200 camera from Walmart. I'm sure there's some art to it, I just fail o see it :/
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cadysmith75's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

boomsy's picture

Upon further analysis of the pics (sue me, I'm bored), I've come to the conclusion that her breast are indeed somewhat saggy. I have the sneaking suspicion that's why her hair is covering the top of her chest and that her breasts are resting on her forearm. All the fun stuff is pointing down. However, I would love to look like her (since my husband thinks she drop dead gorgeous) and I have to partially agree.

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boomsy's picture

I'm not going to say her breasts are fake, but they've definately been doctored in that pic. If in fact she has large but perky breast her nipples would be much higher. If they droop then they would hang much further south, especially with all the weight she lost. Not hating, just speaking from experience...

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Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 8:32pm.

She looks gorgeous but I'm more concerned about where her areolas and nipples may be. I imagined big bologna slices topped off with a vienna sausage. I'm sad to see I was wrong.
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true, most hetero men I know are turned on by big and/or pointed areolas, need to make a come back in the glossy pages ASAP

oliver_darque's picture

aaww antm is good for something then

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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure

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Leatherette's picture

fuck, photoshop or not, this shit is hot

DebFrmHell's picture

The only thing Toccara can be modeling for is a blow up doll. Tranny style.

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dionita's picture

Simply FABULOUS...

letinstar's picture

toccara looks hot...
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Madam Pince's picture

Not hot.

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I think that Vogue will be a collector's item.. I am getting my copy!

BIG BOOTIE CUTIE's picture

Those are the best REAL breasts out there..

She is hot, I am totally into her..

DR.FUNK's picture

That sista' is Amazon smokin' hot.

Speaking of ALEXYSS...time for an update MK.

Otter Pop's picture

She looks gorgeous but I'm more concerned about where her areolas and nipples may be. I imagined big bologna slices topped off with a vienna sausage. I'm sad to see I was wrong.

Aunt Bea's picture

Bitch looks good

trinityadams's picture

Those photos just gave me this awful longing to have kinky lesbo sex with her, but I'll assume she's like all mechanics and will charge me for a bunch of shit she didn't even do.

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I can't even get my mechanic to use a paper floor mat and the car smells like fast food when I pick it up.

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pinkykittycat's picture

shes fucking gorgeous...

gucci's picture

are her breast real?

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Cyclone's picture

Her boobs are bigger than I thought. WTF

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

Breasts are where women keep their farts.

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Damn, she's hot!

So this is the first contestant on ANTM to ever get into Vogue, right?

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Damn, she's hot!

So this is the first contestant on ANTM to ever get into Vogue, right?

Wow! Those nips must be down south already...

Frost's picture

wtf did they do to her face? She looks like Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas..

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samantha jones's picture

I remember her flipping out on CFC. Is she a porn star now? Because she looks like one.

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