Yeah, It's Awful

Let's cut to the chase, White Oprah's cokey bull nostrils can probably blow better Ali Lohan can. The 45-year-old bitch can't sing, but thanks to modern technology, she sounds OK. "All the Way Around" is Ali's first single and I'm pretty sure this shit was originally written back in the 80s for Expose or the Cover Girls.

It's not completely atrocious. Oh, who am I fooling?! It's a vomit inducer for the ears! I can just picture that old bag with her 90s choker on whining into the microphone, while White Oprah tries to booty dance in the background. Nana sits in the corner with her vanilla wafers in one hand and her bong in the other.

VIA Mollygood

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Submitted by applehead on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:28pm.

Sound like that twat, Brooke HOgan

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:28pm.

LoLo and angel_i! LMAO!!

Submitted by ViVee on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:28pm.

Ali's singing is like all the other crap that's out there today. Miley Cyrus is not a good singer and that bitch is a millionaire.

Submitted by maDalice on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:27pm.

Wow, I thought technology could fix anything. I was wrong.

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:27pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 4:25pm.
When is the bastard sister's single coming out? I want Gramma Lohans single!

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LOL!!! Now that's what I wanna see/hear! How bout a legit vs bastard Lohan sister sing off??

Submitted by jim on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:26pm.

COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT!!! I am getting real sick of these so-called 'star families' wasting their money on their kids, so they can "put out an album"--- see brooke hogan. It is a waste of fucking money and this little shit has about as much talent as brooke hogan---ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ZERO- AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK LIKE BROOKE, BUT SHE WILL BE SUCKING THEM FOR A LIVING WHEN THIS SHIT FLOPS!!!!

Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:26pm.

My memaws butthole sings better then this bird brain.

GET BACK IN SCHOOL FOOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:25pm.

O fucking kill me now. Could this day get any worse?

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Submitted by richie_needs_a_xanax on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:25pm.

lol i was smoking when that show came on where she was in vegas recording, and couldnt stop laughing at her bony ass and white oprah trying to act like a supamombeotch

.o0 I was just sittin there walkin 0o.

Submitted by ineedmorecowbell on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:25pm.

UUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Ali Lohan is a NOTHING!!!! It just proves they will put anyone on TV or in the studio. I don't get her AT ALL! Just another wanna be but never will.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:25pm.

When is the bastard sister's single coming out? I want Gramma Lohans single!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:24pm.

I knew DiamondDawg was gonna give the page a virus with her coochie tales!!!

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:23pm.

Jesus. Seriously. Where's Armageddon when you need it?

But only take out all the useless, talentless, attention whores and basically 90% of hollyweird and all the whores walking the street..there's a lot of assholes out there..

Sorry sluts. Was having Dlisted crisis over here

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/09/2008 - 4:23pm.

I knew DiamondDawg was gonna give the page a virus with her coochie tales!!!

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