Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Who Is June's Hot Slut Of The Month?
We're at the halfway point in determining who will dethrone international supermodel Phoebe Price as the "Hottest Babe of the Year." June has brought us six possible Hot Sluts of the Month. We've got a straight gayelle, an iron vagina and the queen of chichis. Here are your choices:
Maxi Mounds - Model, demure beauty and owner of the biggest fake chichis in the world!!!
Miyavi - He-she Japanese rock star and fashion icon
Andrea Evans - The hottest bitch on daytime television
Kate Gosselin - Reality star, mother of 8 and runner-up to Michelle Duggar for having the saddest vagina in the country
Michael Ian Black - Funny person
Mia Michaels - Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Friday. Happy voting!
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demure beauty v. funny person
who to chose?
unless you can prove those chichis tell jokes...
This is like the most normal group of hot sluts ever.
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These.all.suck.
Oh please. Kate's vagina is fine. She had them all cut out, I'm sure.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Team Andrea Evans.
she's been in soaps since she was a teenager!
that's hot shit, right there.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Maxi Mounds will have to dress one boob up as Mother Theresa and one as Ingrid Betancourt and have them battle one another in a choreographed skit to even BEGIN to compete with La Pequena.
Team Mounds!
Ewwww, why does Kate G. have so many votes??
She's an evil biotch.
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I love you
Good point you slutz: MK WHEN IS LA PEQUEña going to be a Hot Slut?!
Michael Ian...all the way. Nothing sexier than a funny guy in bed.
When will La Pequena be eligible?
Voting for Maxi Pad.... but WHY are we even deluding ourselves (including MK) into thinking these random sluts can put a fight agains La Pequeña? there is no way.
PSL: woohoo :)
I'm going with Andrea Evans.
Soap Stars are hot sluts by proxy.
Off T:
I was channeling surfing last nigt and hit the Home Shopping Network, Susan Lucci was hocking her ugly crap BUT she was wearing a leopard tight tank, matching duster, black stretch pants and Peggy Bundy heels. Her hair was massively hurricained, it was a monument.
If I can find a photo anywhere, I will send it to MK. She looked like Fran's mother from "The Nanny" only skinnier and not blond but you get the gist.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I thought MK would pit Michelle Duggar against Kate Gosselin for sure.
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Ugh, I couldn't vote for Mia Michaels if I wanted to. Her ego is big enough already.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I'm with you kdraco....
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
MAXI PAD
er I mean
Maxi Mounds ALL THE WAY!