Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Who Is June's Hot Slut Of The Month?
We're at the halfway point in determining who will dethrone international supermodel Phoebe Price as the "Hottest Babe of the Year." June has brought us six possible Hot Sluts of the Month. We've got a straight gayelle, an iron vagina and the queen of chichis. Here are your choices:
Maxi Mounds - Model, demure beauty and owner of the biggest fake chichis in the world!!!
Miyavi - He-she Japanese rock star and fashion icon
Andrea Evans - The hottest bitch on daytime television
Kate Gosselin - Reality star, mother of 8 and runner-up to Michelle Duggar for having the saddest vagina in the country
Michael Ian Black - Funny person
Mia Michaels - Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name
Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Friday. Happy voting!
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Lolo!!!
Get your eyes checked missy!!!(not that Missy) LMAO
Hey, I even "talked" to you on here a couple of times...lol
It's alright, slut. ♥ You make me shmile!
Ugh. I'm willing to watch 3 minutes of this show just so that I can better understand what you sluts are saying about this woman.
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I say we get dangerous
With these new fangled insemination techniques...people are having kids at the rate of dogs...wtf, we were not built to have 6 kids at a time! Thats why weve added 5 and a half billion more people on this earth since the 1900....a little over 100 years...its too much!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
Maxi FTW!!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Stoney if i had twins the first time out i would just be thrilled to death to have had any.
TIRED yes but juts in love with them little cooter bugers!
I love babies.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*clears throat*
Okie,
Your mother is a rotten bitch, your mother in law is a jealous slag that smells funny and your father in law is a boy peen toucher that enjoys Mr. Clean enemas.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
aehem** MK probably does NOT want la pequena in the running because he's banking on dreamboat to win, and la pequena would probably blow dreamboat away,, or just blow idk which one.
-=meow hiss purr=-
weee hooo weee hoooo weee hoooo.. *opens ambulance door for DebFrmHell*
I haven't voted either
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LoLo.. OH I loves you, and your soothing muffin talks!!
yes, it's TLC because the commercials during my marathon were for that LAME ASS show about the singing office with Joey Fatone and Scary Spice. Who comes up with this shit reality TV? Singing shitheads in a regular office is too *scratches head* BORING for me.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
And the real kicker is, poor Jon didn't even WANT any more kids after the twins were born!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
_Submitted by oklahoma on July 9, 2008 - 3:10pm.
*bloops okies "Life Donor"*
I wont call her your mom. Shes is just a vessel who transported you from one world to ours.
Im glad youre here. Make that bitch mad by living HAPPY!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Put me in a whaaambulance. I got no vote here on sidebar.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
*steals LoLo's thick soled shoes*
*throws them over power line*
_Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.
I'm reading all your comments about this Kate bitch and I have never seen that show!
What station is that on? *just curious*
HAYYYYYY do you know i did not realize you changed your avvie and i was like. Durr i wonder where that chick went she was funny and im stupid and BLIND AS A BAT!
I recognize the pictures and cant read :( TARD LOLO!
Its on one of the Bravo/Lifetime/Stupid Shit/ Learning Crap stations. My lil sister made me watch this shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.
I'm reading all your comments about this Kate bitch and I have never seen that show!
What station is that on? *just curious*
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TLC....I think...
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
lolo.. Haha, I was just lovin on LCT earlier for calling my In Laws a cunt.. just makes my heart melt!!! Now could you just hit my momma once for me??
OMG, you guys are freaking me out! This is on TV?!? WTF?? Someone call Dr. Obvious!
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I'm reading all your comments about this Kate bitch and I have never seen that show!
What station is that on? *just curious*
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by oklahoma on July 9, 2008 - 3:05pm.
*stops speeding car with my giant nards*
NUTS! Foiled again! Okie lives another day to live in spite of her bitch ass momma!
Thats why i like that dumb ass Matt Mackonagay, no matter what you gots to keep on LIVIN and SMOKIN and JOKIN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
And I love how Kate is always telling Jon how fat he is, that he needs hairplugs, correcting his grammar, and scolding him like a kid in public ... Seriously, it's a good thing she is so perfect! ;)
ETA: Does anyone know why neither set of grandparents is involved in the kids' lives? I know Jon's dad is dead, but that still leaves 3.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I agree with the comments about Kate. What a bitch. I won't judge her parenting skills, since I don't have children and she has eight (omg, I'd DIE), buuuut...ok I guess I am going to judge them. That cupcake thing was awful! And like, wtf, OMGZ NO! THEY CAN'T GET ANYTHING ON THEIR CHURCH OUTFITS!!!@# THEN HOW WILL WE LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT FAMILY?!?#@# Uptight bitches like her put appearances above all else. I feel sorry for John, he seems cool and normal. PS Don't have 8 children. Just don't. Ever. I don't care, I don't want to hear it - there is no excuse. FYI cunts, your DNA is not that special.
LoLo. I'm one out of 3, and my ass didn't get NO attention.. So fuck this hookah thinking she can give some love to more than 35 kids, or babies for that matter. hmph *runs away crying*
*jumps in front of speeding car*
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 2:56pm.
And did anyone see that Maddy's Day episode when the kids went to their aunt's house and came home with gum on their clothes? Kate went totally ballistic and started in on the laundry bullshit again, then started scrubbing one of the little boys teddy bear in the sink and then THREW IT AWAY in front of the kid while he stood there crying about losing his little friend. Almost made ME cry she was such a heartless bitch! And then, THEN! she called the aunt and passively aggressively in a syrupy voice told her "please don't give my kids gum anymore because I have to clean it off their clothes" with an evil insincere laugh and then screamed in one of the twins' face "THAT'S WHY 4 YEAR OLDS DON'T CHEW GUM!!!!"
It was disgusting.
End.rant.
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I KNOW!! That mom is horrible, she orders the dad around like hes a little kid too and hes just soo broken he just does it. The dude was almost completely bald at 28, dealing with 8 kids, a bitchy wife and a saggy vagina...I can see why!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
Ok, so I'm, like, SO in love with Myavi. Do you think he likes me too?
PS. Thanks oklahoma - I don't know who any of these people are. Except for, somehow, the big titty lady...Sometimes I'm so out of it.
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Oh God, does anyone see tht one crazy eye kate Gosselin has going on, she keeps that eye on you at ALL times kids.. AT ALL TIMES!! keep it in check,, she's a watching!!!
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I swear I'm gonna go to Pennsylvania or wherever they live and drop off a gumball machine on their doorstep.
LMFAO!
His sad little face when she threw that out!
I cant even mak the BF throw out his favorite T with the arm pit holes. Damn sad face!
I loved that the sitter of the day being bitched at about gum said that one of the kids got into it while she was trying to watch the other kids.
Bitch gots too many damn kids!
My dad is one of 10 and mom is one of 13. Dont tell me that they all get love and attention they deserve. They dont. Ive got five out of 21 sunts and uncle who are balls to the wall shit house nutzo because " mommy didnt hug my cracker ass enough"
bitches PLEASE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LittleChinaDoll.. LOL.. its funny how that fucking marathon comes on and that TV just won't turn the channel after that.. just days of that shit is on.. and on and on,, But it is pretty good. lil Psycho kids.. poor dad, i bet he wears saggy panties w/ lace tops cause he turds into them being so scared of the mom, Kate. hahahaha.. Good Times, I say, Good fucking Times!! *takes medication*
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 1:56pm.
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Wow, Stoney - that's so sad! That's that Kate plus 8 chick? Ugh. More fucked up people coming at us courtesy of ultra-shitty parenting.
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Stoney-
Oh yes, I saw the Maddy's Day episode. I think that kid's a BRAT!!!!! But anyway, I almost burst out in tears when the little boy was crying saying "that's my buddy!!!!!" Awful.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Wow, this is hard. Michael Ian Black vs. Mia Michaels. I'm going with MIB. Something about MM just doesn't sit right with me, and I've heard many less-than-flattering things about her. Her look this season is also kinda creeping me out. She looks good, but weird. Or something. SYTYCD tonight! Yay!
I swear I'm gonna go to Pennsylvania or wherever they live and drop off a gumball machine on their doorstep.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I love Michael Ian Black, but saggy bagina trumps everything.
Does blowing 6 chinese babies out a hole in your belly in one shot really justify fame?
And did anyone see that Maddy's Day episode when the kids went to their aunt's house and came home with gum on their clothes? Kate went totally ballistic and started in on the laundry bullshit again, then started scrubbing one of the little boys teddy bear in the sink and then THREW IT AWAY in front of the kid while he stood there crying about losing his little friend. Almost made ME cry she was such a heartless bitch! And then, THEN! she called the aunt and passively aggressively in a syrupy voice told her "please don't give my kids gum anymore because I have to clean it off their clothes" with an evil insincere laugh and then screamed in one of the twins' face "THAT'S WHY 4 YEAR OLDS DON'T CHEW GUM!!!!"
It was disgusting.
End.rant.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Micahel Ian Black hands down.
Michael Ian Black needs to take out abusive mommy dearest Kate.
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Mia Michaels - Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name
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She won't get my vote but you easy slut you...lol
Michael Ian Black over here
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by LeanneMarie on July 9, 2008 - 2:41pm.
So why does Kate have the saddest vajayjay in the country? She had a C-section with the sextuplets.
That doesnt mean it isnt sad though. The way she treats her husband i doubt hes sticking his dick back in the birthin hole.
Bitches like that never realize they are fucked in the head till its too late and you have eight goth kids cutting themselves to feel. She thinks icing is a bitch to clean try washing blood out of their emo/cutter anti-christ church of satan clothes.
Those poor little fuckers will be crying to their over 21 boyfriends when they are fifteeen about the cup cakes that crazy bitch didnt let them have on their birthday on national tv.
Bitch should not have had kids in the first place. Juts cause your ass wants something doesnt mean you should have it.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh good god...I had never watched an episode of Jon & Kate + 8 prior to a week ago. I was on vacation and pretty much watched a damn marathon.
No idea why, but I was obsessed. I think I watched every friggin episode.
They're both funny assholes to each other, so...it works.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Mel-Tang,
LMFAO @ "Neither do you, bitch! Our neighbors come and do the fucking laundry FOR you!!"
SO true!
PLUS, those 2 go on more trips, vacations, spa-days, shopping sprees, etc than any other parents I know. They are always dumping their kids off with their friends....
If I was their friend, I'd be screening my calls. "ooh It's Jon and Kate. They probably want us to babysit while they go get hairplugs and tooth-whitening...Just let it go to voicemail!"
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I don't know or care enough about any of these sluts to even vote.
Am I alone here?
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MollyJones on July 9, 2008 - 11:34am.
OK OK, this is a bit off topic, but did ANYONE see the most recent "Jon & Kate Plus 8"???? (The one where the sextuplets turned 4) Kate was sooo fucking psycho on that show!!! She took them out to make cupcakes at a local bakery for their bday, but she wouldn't let them eat the cupcakes there because she thought they might get frosting on their "church outfits".... They had to wait until after dinner that night to eat them. THEN, after dinner Kate decided that some of the kids didn't eat enough dinner and to punish them she didn't let them eat their cupcakes AT ALL...ON THEIR DAMN BIRTHDAY!!! What a raging bitch! The kids that were being punished had to sit at the table and watch the other kids eat THEIR cupcakes.
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BITCH. She needs to really take a realistic look at her actions.
So why does Kate have the saddest vajayjay in the country? She had a C-section with the sextuplets.
MollyJones, YESSSSSSS!!! I did.
I normally don't find her that irritating, but she REALLY annoyed the fock out of me in that one.
It was their freaking BIRTHDAY!!
She's a nutjob.
And I love how she was like "Well, you're not the one that has to be in the laundry room after this" to Jon. If I were him, I would have been all "Neither do you, bitch! Our neighbors come and do the fucking laundry FOR you!!"
Yup, I would have said it on National T.V. lol
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MollyJones on July 9, 2008 - 2:32pm.
OK OK, this is a bit off topic, but did ANYONE see the most recent "Jon & Kate Plus 8"????
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Get out! That's so sad. I feel bad for those that didn't get to eat the cupcakes.
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that bitch!
OK OK, this is a bit off topic, but did ANYONE see the most recent "Jon & Kate Plus 8"???? (The one where the sextuplets turned 4) Kate was sooo fucking psycho on that show!!! She took them out to make cupcakes at a local bakery for their bday, but she wouldn't let them eat the cupcakes there because she thought they might get frosting on their "church outfits".... They had to wait until after dinner that night to eat them. THEN, after dinner Kate decided that some of the kids didn't eat enough dinner and to punish them she didn't let them eat their cupcakes AT ALL...ON THEIR DAMN BIRTHDAY!!! What a raging bitch! The kids that were being punished had to sit at the table and watch the other kids eat THEIR cupcakes. I hope she watches her behavior back on tape and makes some changes because she needs to loosen the fuck up (except for her vagina, which I'm sure is plenty loose)
As a mom myself, I usually don't diss other moms, but she really pisses me off. She is cruel.
PS- I voted for Michael Ian Black.
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Its a toss up between the Meat Grinder Gosselin and Michael Ian Black.. What to doo, What to doooooo dooo..
None of these can hold a bucket of cottage cheese next to Pheobe Price but if I had to choose one maybe Andrea Evans.
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If Maxi Pads proves she can do something useful with those giant chichi's, such as smother that nasty ho Kate, then and only then will she get my vote.
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