Wednesday, July 9th 2008

Who Is June's Hot Slut Of The Month?

We're at the halfway point in determining who will dethrone international supermodel Phoebe Price as the "Hottest Babe of the Year." June has brought us six possible Hot Sluts of the Month. We've got a straight gayelle, an iron vagina and the queen of chichis. Here are your choices:

Maxi Mounds - Model, demure beauty and owner of the biggest fake chichis in the world!!!
Miyavi - He-she Japanese rock star and fashion icon
Andrea Evans - The hottest bitch on daytime television
Kate Gosselin - Reality star, mother of 8 and runner-up to Michelle Duggar for having the saddest vagina in the country
Michael Ian Black - Funny person
Mia Michaels - Straight gayelle choreographer and reality show judge with an amazing last name

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be announced on Friday. Happy voting!

Posted by: Michael K


I am almost positive Kate did not vaginally deliver twins, then 6 children, I'm sure she had c-sections, so her vagina is not stretched out at all!

Mel-Tang's picture

OMG why is 'Grand Canyon' Gosselin winning??
This is WRROOOONNNNG!!!!!

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Selina's picture

I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M ,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

muncle's picture

Kate Gosselin leading the race? You guys have weird taste to say the least. It doesn't look like my choice - Miyavi is gonna make it :(
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cadysmith75's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

mysti's picture

dang. i was pulling for miyavi.

Aubrey04's picture

haha. I just went to their website... it no longer has their "wish list" and links to where they are registered..

but they have a page with their "favorite businesses"...

and a plastic surgeon is mentioned..

Dr. Lawrence Glassman
(Kate's plastic surgeon)

http://www.sixgosselins.com/Our_Favorite_Businesses.html

Aubrey04's picture

Kate Gosselin is the one who decided on being a baby making machine... then her and her tacky husband make a website to try and get donations and free crap.. even though she went through in-vitro to have all those damn kids? If you can't afford them then don't get pregnant!

I can't stand John and Kate Gosselin.. putting up a website and asking strangers to buy you a van and a house plus tons of clothes and other crap?

Screw them.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on July 9, 2008 - 7:02pm.

We must stop another grand canyon coochied sow from winning HSOTM...Michelle Duggar already won, it would be redundant to have Kate Gosselin in the mix. Please ANYONE but her!

Word! I'm still trying to figure out a way to revoke that Duggar dolt's HSOTM win.

Granny Clampett's picture

We must stop another grand canyon coochied sow from winning HSOTM...Michelle Duggar already won, it would be redundant to have Kate Gosselin in the mix. Please ANYONE but her!

hopskip's picture

Miyavi! No he-she that hot should go ignored.

Mel-Tang's picture

I can see Kate right now yelling at Jon to get off of his computer in the closet so she can stare at herself being nominated for hot slut. She's probably wondering if there are any valuable prizes if she wins.
Here is the link Zomay was referring to about Kate being a greedy bitch:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_Kate_Gosselin_estranged_from_her_parent...

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
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"Submitted by getreal on July 9, 2008 - 4:34pm."

bitch, please. She gets no sympathy from me. You make your bed, you lie in it!

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Submitted by getreal on July 9, 2008 - 5:34pm

Sorry Beth. I didn't mean to offend you.
I know where you are coming from. I would defend her too if I were getting royalties from the show and from being her friend.

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

getreal's picture

I love John And Kate Plus 8.I think most of the people making these comments have not actually watched the show. Maybe Kate is uptight but her kids and her house always look UNBELIEVABLY CLEAN AND ORGANIZED.If you actually WATCHED the show you would know she has a neighbor who comes over once a week and helps fold laundry she does not do the laundry. Kate does 6 loads of laundry a day that is 42 LOADS OF LAUNDRY A WEEK plus cooking 3 meals a day for 10 people and taking care of 8 kids. Not to mention the fact that these kids are very well loved and love each other they are well behaved and happy and laughing all the time. Oh and it was NOT THE KIDS BIRTHDAY had you actually watched the show you would have seen it was days later their birthday had been celebrated days earlier Kate only wanted them to have one dessert in a day the kids who did not follow the rules did not get dessert if you watch the show that is always the rule. Sorry guys this is a well organized family that has rules and runs well. I wonder how you would do with 8 kids?

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Stock Broker's picture

What a crappy list of candidates.

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Submitted by Nat250 on July 9, 2008 - 3:59pm.

Excuse me very much Ms. Caps, but I pointed that out below.

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Submitted by Nat250 on July 9, 2008 - 4:59pm.
KATE GOSSELIN HAD HER CHILDREN BY C-SECTION YOU FOOLS. WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT EPISODE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION??!?! I love john and kate plus 8!

u r a moron

Emellbee's picture

Can you not imagine the look of sheer and utter shock on her face when she finds out she is the "Hot Slut of the Month"??? Dude, that alone is worth it.

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angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Whew! It wasn't just me. kdracofan - today you are MY angel:) (and Miss Priss too)
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KATE GOSSELIN HAD HER CHILDREN BY C-SECTION YOU FOOLS. WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT EPISODE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION??!?! I love john and kate plus 8!

Clarisse's picture

Okie,
"Always wear pants"! Pfffft!

Well, i always START OUT with pants...but after the 5th shot, i'm all "Ooops, i'm outta ma pants again" "Ooops, can't find ma pants" "Ooops, Okie stole ma pants"

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soul's picture

Andrea Evans 7%??? VOTE for Andrea! :)
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DeeDee's picture

Just an FYI

Michelle Duggar is HSOTM for May
Chloe Lattansi HSOTM April
Pete Doherty HSOTM March
La Pequena HSOTM February
Dr. Drew HSOTM January

I forgot about Michelle Duggar.
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Submitted by Soy on July 9, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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Haha! You're avvie got bumped out of place on my page here and I thought I was having a wicked ass flashback...little mushroom saying: Come to me...you know you want to...fun:)

PS Miyavi's mine - you can't have him.

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Aubrey04's picture

I hate that Kate bitch. They used to have a website up (They might still have it)..where they asked people to buy them shit. They were registered at tons of places and had tons of things on their list... that they expected strangers to buy them..

She had in-vitro and the doctor told her it would be best to abort a few of them.. "selective reduction" is what it is called..because there was a good chance that some of the babies would end up with handicaps.. but they decided against it because they are so religious .. (give me a break)..so those fools decided to risk their babies lives and have all 6 babies.. and then started a website to get people to donate to them because THEY opted to have 6 babies. What a joke.

They even asked for a new house.. and a new van.

They suck...

I VOTED FOR MICHAEL IAN BLACK

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MIYAVI <333333333333333333333333333333333
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

tonicbitch's picture

Kate is a fucking cunt. Funny how my grandparents had 8 kids yet managed to raise them without being complete ASSHOLES. arrrghh I can't stand that stupid twit!!

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oklahoma's picture

Clarisse.. you had me scared for a minute, I had to re-read that.. I thought you said You always had pants on.. That was a close call..You better not be wearing panties either.. well panties are ok, as long as they are on backwards..

Clarisse's picture

Okie...
I'm there for ya babe! I may not always have pants on, but i'm always there!

RE: Site crash...Jesus! I got three things marked off in my "shit i gotta do" planner! What am i suppose to do tomorrow?!?!?

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LoLo's picture

One of Kates bad little crotch gremlins got some chewing gum up in MK's computer!
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Whew! It wasn't just me. kdracofan - today you are MY angel:) (and Miss Priss too)

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oklahoma's picture

Clarisse!!!! I loved your little semi-poem rant you just did about my family!! It was beautiful!! *wipes snot w/ grandmothers Urn*
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*ties it between your legs*.. this is not a requirment, only an enjoyment... Muah!!

kdracofan's picture

I got scared too. Someone hold me.

Miss Priss's picture

Shit!

*sighs*

WTF! I thought I got banned and shit!

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MICHAEL IAN BETTER WIN THIS!! he's really funny on those "I love the 80's" shows on vh1

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zomay's picture

MollyJones,

Someone posted a link here to a message board that Kate got pissed off at a set of parents. The reason?? Appearently when the litter was first born the Grand parents were asking for donations. The kids were getting mis-matched outfits (both new and used). Well the rumor is that Kate was pissed because she only wanted cash, gift cards or brand new matching outfits. The Grand parents disagreed with her and said a donation is a donation. She cut off all ties.

I will try to find the link to that. But I can totally see Kate doing this.

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Hotnspicy81's picture

What the fuckity fuck (thanks for that btw) happened to the voting! I need to place my vote for the abused and misused bagina and can't do it!

I don't have voting on my page! :-(
*-Jenny-*

Now where is that voting area in the right sidebar at again? I don't see it for the life of me!!

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_Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 3:19pm.

I know i am seriously having eye issues!
My inssurance will cover a sex change and NOT and eyes!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAAA?

Would i not NEED good eyes to make sure i got the right equipment if i should go changing uniforms man? I ean what if they put it on sideways or something!!!

OH AND IS THAT THE WEEZER MAN?

*bends over for you to kick me in mah bootie. Slaps Okies bitches for messing with her*
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DebFrmHell's picture

I got nothing, M.E., care to join me and Okie in the Whaaaambulance?

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Submitted by M.E. on July 9, 2008 - 2:22pm.

Am I the only slut who doesn't see the side bar to vote?
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I think it's only on the home page - I don't have it here either. But I do have it there.

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Little China Doll's picture

Miss Priss-
Don't do it! I thought I'd only watch 3 minutes and I wacthed HOURS. Don't dooooo iiiiiiittt!

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Submitted by oklahoma
Okie!
**peeking inside whambulance doors**
**looking at Straight Jacket Required Sign**

Is that really necessary? ***holding out arms and spreading legs***

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M.E.'s picture

Am I the only slut who doesn't see the side bar to vote?

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 9, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Haha, I am ashamed to say I've watched The Singing Office a couple times. It was horrible but somewhat entertaining. I like the office people, they usually seem pretty affable. Mel B and Joey Fat-one don't do shit, though. They just pick the singers for the teams.

Also, that avvie is the hottest picture of Ron Jeremy ever.

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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
yes, it's TLC because the commercials during my marathon were for that LAME ASS show about the singing office with Joey Fatone and Scary Spice. Who comes up with this shit reality TV? Singing shitheads in a regular office is too *scratches head* BORING for me.

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OMG. I seen a commercial for that. I couldn't believe it. And people watch this shit!!! Unbelievable~

Oh and I HATE Joey FATone. He's like on every TV station now

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