Afternoon Crumbs

CRAPAFUCKINGZOID. My eyes hurt. You could have all warned my about Six Feet Under. Omg I need a Valium.

I'm sure that vanilla cone is smaller than Seal's mocha cone -- that's why she isn't doing a good job. Compared to Seal, it's more like an ice cream clitoris. BTW, is Seal's cone scarred like is face?

I just don't get the attraction of John Mayer. FUG.

MUST TEST YOUR SKILLS:

http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html

I got 14/16 right and got called a 'weirdo'
It's all MK's fault! lmao

I usually hate, HATE that guerilla, public, "we're so wacky and testing your limits" type performance crap, but I really liked all of the twins on the train. Pretty neat.

Submitted by najeeba on July 9, 2008 - 11:17am.

whats the point of this!
www.najeestyle.com
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what is the point of YOU?
Fuck off spammer- NONE of us will visit your site, while you spam MK.

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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom

Did John Maggot really admit to that? Sexay romps with peepee times are private...he better quit telling my business...dirty bastard!

To look truly disgusting, Heidi needs to take deep throat, tongue thrusting licking an ice cream cone class from PP. Now that bitch will make you hurl anything you just ate.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

www.theceelist.com

whats the point of this!
www.najeestyle.com

Off-Topic - Do loud eaters KNOW they're loud and not give a shit? Don't you think that if all other sound is drowned out they're eating FAR too loud??

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

I love Liv Tyler, but I wish she wouldn't ruin her beautiful skin by tanning.

John Mayer likes to piss on girls? Fucking gross!

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I never thought J.Lo looked good in a bikini.....without filters they provide for video shoots......

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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom

hmm, honestly, if i was riding the crazy train, i wouldnt even notice. i dont look at other people when im riding the train.

-=meow hiss purr=-

Ewwwww! I'm listening to the radio, & Douche Mayer just came on. I hate him so much since d that I immediately change the station (or turn the radio off) if he comes on.

Posh is a joke.

Ava & Deacon are absolutely beautiful children.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 9, 2008

Here's a joke - told by my best friend's nephew who's like 5:

Question: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Answer: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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Ha ha ha!! Ouch! The truth hurts. Think I'll go douse myself in Jean Nate'.

Submitted by Green Is Good on July 9, 2008 - 11:00am.
J-Lo is kind of hot. I'm not a fan, but her body is smoking.
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She's what my husband would call a "Chunky Chicken"

Deacon and his cowlick should be the default photo in picture frames.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Posh's skin is the colour of my poos when I'm nervous about something.

LMAO
and they smell the same.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!

RIP George Carlin

John Mayonnaise and Kangay West should drive off of a cliff together... a la "Thelma and Louise."
That would be beautiful.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by Migraineuse on July 9, 2008 - 1:59pm.
God, why did I read that Mayer story all the way through. I want to take those sixty seconds back. He actually admits fucking on groupies and pissing on them.

Waste of sperm and eggs. Truly.

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I'm in full agreement. And to think, this is what Jennifer Aniston wants to reproduce with.

I can't believe I used to like John Mayer. He should have kept his f*cking mouth shut.

If Grace Jones is back, then KLAUS NOMI should be, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

Grace Jones gives me nightmares.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

"Heidi Klum's amateur oral skills."

- Phoebe Price can teach her a thing or two...

?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

J-Lo is kind of hot. I'm not a fan, but her body is smoking.

JHo's legs are HUGE.
And Reese W.'s little girl is adorable.

<3-------------------------------<3

RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

God, why did I read that Mayer story all the way through. I want to take those sixty seconds back. He actually admits fucking on groupies and pissing on them.

Waste of sperm and eggs. Truly.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

Posh's skin is the colour of my poos when I'm nervous about something.

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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo

Ashleys' tatas look awesome and I SOOOO WANT to get on the 'crazy' train!

Ava *Reese's daughter* is adorable & yes she looks just like her mama.

JLo looks good to have had twins.....she must have worked out a lot....bawwahhhaaahhaahhaa who am I kidding....lipo all the way!

I feel the same way about J.Mayer as Migraineuse.

OT: I really hope Kate and Petey get back together. Match made in hell and massively amusing for the free world.

OFF-TOPIC:

Here's a joke - told by my best friend's nephew who's like 5:

Question: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Answer: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

John Mayer needs to get the hell off my planet. Narcissistic smart-assy fuck. I despise his Douchenstein ass.

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08