Wednesday, July 9th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Heidi Klum's amateur oral skills. I mean, she doesn't even deep throat! - Hollywood Tuna
Grace Jones is baaaaaack - Towleroad
JLo's juicy ass in a bikini has returned - Egotastic!
Liv Tyler, please don't turn around - IDLYITW
While Robot Call Girl blabs away, George Clooney is living the Lake Como life - Popsugar
John Mayer fucks groupies. Duh. - Lainey Gossip
Reese Witherspoon and her daughter are straight-up twins - Just Jared
Posh almost died in a plane crash!!! - A Socialite's Life
Asshole Simpson owns the same dress in ten million different colors and patterns (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Beware of the Crazy Train - Cityrag
Kate Moss and Dreamboat are totally getting back together - Hollywood Rag
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
That pic of pic of Heidi is tryin to remind to DO NOT FEED THE MODELS!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Reese has arguably the cutest pair of offspring in Hollywood, but knowing her Type A personality, she planned it that way.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
loved it! thanks
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my pleasure:)
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Heidi is really rocking those dark roots
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Submitted by angel_i on July 9, 2008 - 3:16pm.
loved it! thanks
"Vicky, who was dressed in standard-issue pajamas passed out on board the plane" - Ah, what the hell? I've never received any pajamas when I fly. Anybody?
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Me no like Heidi
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I don't know if you like MadTV but this was the only information I had about Heidi Klum for a while. Me no like her neither ;p
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1tCnbG9Fj1o
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 2:08pm.
ITA kdracofan. Yay MK ♥ and funny dlisters ♥
Hey angel! I love your cholatized avis.
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Thanks, Dee Dee - I'm taking a break from FUCKING BUREAUCRATS!*end rant* to work on a new one:)
I love your hair. My hair looks like that today, only black (;s)...I'm hoping it's not so humid where you are...
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Lean Like a Chola
Reese's daughter is a miniReese. So cute.
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Me no like Heidi
thanks peeps.
Um I may need to get sume edgumication cuz I gots a violated score... as in I could get violated ifn I don't gets sume learnin.
ITA kdracofan. Yay MK ♥ and funny dlisters ♥
Hey angel! I love your cholatized avis.
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I'm sure that vanilla cone is smaller than Seal's mocha cone -- that's why she isn't doing a good job. Compared to Seal, it's more like an ice cream clitoris. BTW, is Seal's cone scarred like is face?
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seal's scarred dick? funniest thing i've heard today. eww i can't think about it too long .. vom
16/16 bitches!!!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
angel_i: lol your welcome! anytime
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 1:48pm.
lol...congrat angel_i
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y THANK u, kdracofan! (see? sometimes people care what I say!) And thanks for the test - it had me worried there for a second.
But I am a Tranny Specialist, after all ;p
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Two Drink, why are you crying?
I got 13/16.......a couple were tricky!
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Orale kdracofan! Que tal mi chata. ♥
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Aqui mi vida...laughing at these comments...good day @ Dlisted (thank God)
Orale kdracofan! Que tal mi chata. ♥
The breakdown, you make me laugh.
The Josh Homme on Cityrag is interesting. But you know a rich crackie will rip that shit out of the wall. Damn crackies, go to Motel 6 instead.
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lol...congrat angel_i
:)
Perfect Score! Yay me!
(I typed that for myself, ok?)
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DeeDee: lmao
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TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 2:41pm.
kdracofan:
a true heaux never confirms!
speculation is a slut's best frenemy!
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Stop talking to me like that...it turns me on...you hot slut you :)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 1:41pm.
kdracofan:
a true heaux never confirms!
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LMAO!
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Fuck, I didn't score well. I best go check ma girl parts. Some of the shemales fooled me.
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kdracofan:
a true heaux never confirms!
speculation is a slut's best frenemy!
www.myspace.com/triston
I love Heidi's bag and her sweater and her sunglasses. I'm jealous. But she is not a nice person.
LCT,
No! You know that "Snap" noise when crocodiles snap their jaws shut...like that! Snap, Snap, Snap...It's very distracting!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
The Breakdown: TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here Silvara:
MUST TEST YOUR SKILLS:
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
& DiamondDawg: You didn't?
I got a little pop-up saying "YOU WEIRDO you got 14/16"
I feel special, it's my 1st time being called a weirdo in my face! lol
Like ANY of you sluts have to take that quiz to know you're a slut
And no, I am not revealing my score!
www.myspace.com/triston
Shit, I got twelve out of the sixteen right, I better be careful next time I get asked out!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 11:19am.
MUST TEST YOUR SKILLS:
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
I got 14/16 right and got called a 'weirdo'
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I got 12/16 - but I didn't get called a name. lol
This one?
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 1:19pm.
MUST TEST YOUR SKILLS:
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
Silvara, here is the link to the quiz:
http://joeschwartz.net/shemale/index.html
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Hi GIG! Word. Leave that skin alone Liv.
Oh why do I punch myself in the brain? DS is.just.wow. :S
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Yeah I would be pulling some serious Eddie Murphy's and Hugh Grants if I were a man alone at a bar. Ewwwww.
lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I don't know what's worse this or being addicted to NE-YO's Closer.
k I'm not a *fucking* spammer I just wanna know what quiz???
I'm sitting on my ass bored all day and want in on the fun dang!!!!
by madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 2:27pm.
kdracofan,
I got one wrong! (I thought the one on the lowest left hand corner was a very, very homely girl).
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Congrats!!!!!!!!!
I am jelly!
lol
The one on the left row, 3rd place from the top is a HOT AS SHEMALE!
Beware the crazy train!?!?! Shoot, I ride that train everyday!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
madam s., me too!!!
hahahahahaha
I also liked the cheesy Pretty Woman song. lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Ahhahaa Mel-Tang,
We'd better not leave you alone at closing time at the bar.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 2:26pm.
LCT,
One of my best friends does this weird thing when he chews...i always thought it was his jaw popping but it's that he only chews vertically...up down, up down...wierd.
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Ugh, is that when they get that gross mashing sound?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Noone said it ended this way. I need an ice pack.
I am carrying more luggage than Vince Vaughn
kdracofan,
I got one wrong! (I thought the one on the lowest left hand corner was a very, very homely girl).
Mel-Tang: LOL glad you enjoyed it (Gina Latina sent it to me)
kdracofan, LMAO
That quiz was funny. I got 11/16
LOLOLOLOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I am crying so much my face hurts
THIS BLOWS
Submitted by DeeDee on July 9, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I love Liv Tyler, but I wish she wouldn't ruin her beautiful skin by tanning.
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I know! She has the most beautiful complexion I've ever seen. Hopefully, she's wearing sunblock with SPF 1000.
LCT,
One of my best friends does this weird thing when he chews...i always thought it was his jaw popping but it's that he only chews vertically...up down, up down...wierd.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.