Thursday, July 10th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
The "Pants Off, Dance Off" contest is at the RECEPTION dumbass! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
After several more shots of tequila, the best man found himself riding a different porcelain god. - Madam S
Whatever you do, don't put a coin in the slot. - WTFOMGLOL
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Reverend and Mrs. Johnson and their 3 prancing stallions.
We told Sarah Jessica Parker and her boyfriend to stay out of our wedding pictures!
What have you done Derek???? NOTHING!!!!!!
Pat... He's such a Stallion!!
What? Cupids like to have fun too!!
(Ohhh, I love family. I have a sneaky suspicion that is actually one of their family members riding that horsey and loving it.)
The bride's brother got revenge after he was told he could not participate in the bouquet toss.
Smile say HORSEYYYYY
Mariah Carey's Groomsmen got a little carried away...
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“It’s even worse when they try to shake your hand. I’m like, ‘F**k off, wash your hand, it’s just been on your d*ck!!’”
-James McAvoy, on meeting fans in the bathroom
Why is it always about Marsha, Marsha marsha!!!
Wedding Dress: $1,500
Photographer: $800
Ruining Someone's Special Day by Reenacting the Scene from "The Man from Snowy River": Priceless
Pick the gay smiley face. Not easy huh?
After several more shots of tequila, the best man found himself riding a different porcelain god.
Clay Aiken is 'the wedding singer'..
LMAO!!!
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I say we get dangerous
not a caption: this picture made me laugh out loud
what the f!?
Who invited Andrew Ridgley to the wedding?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
On the count of 3, everybody say FRANKS AND BEANS!
Photographer: "Hey you pervert get the hell off Sarah Jessica Parker's back!"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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(not a caption but I can't get this song outta my head now)
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Ride the white pony
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The remake of Three Coins in the Fountain reflects cultural changes since 1954.
The new reality show "Who Wants to Marry A Zoophile?" wasn't as suspenseful as advertised, possibly because only three contestants showed up.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
Previously unaired Bud Bundy outtake from the opening credits of "Married With Children".
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I think the best man is trying to ride that alien pony into the next dimension.
Luckily, that is no unicorn!
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That Andy Dick is such a cad!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
"What I did on my summer vacation", by Michael K.
This is why more straight people do not get married in Key West.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make