Thursday, July 10th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
The "Pants Off, Dance Off" contest is at the RECEPTION dumbass! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
After several more shots of tequila, the best man found himself riding a different porcelain god. - Madam S
Whatever you do, don't put a coin in the slot. - WTFOMGLOL
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www.najeestyle.com
Who the hell is that in the back ground?
www.theceelist.com
Ahhh so thats where the first exclusive picture from Charles and Camilla's wedding ended up!
I hate double weddings.
I spy, I spy- a half naked retarded man on a horse in a fountain! I win!
Ki Ki Dallas
Fairy Tail Wedding
Tom Cruise shows everyone he isnt a one trick pony.
Ok everyone...smile and say GIDDY-UP!!
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I told you! I told you! I told you! If we let the gays get married--what's next? Someone will want to marry a horse!
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3 guesses as to who shit in the fountain.
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
I knew your cousin Eddie always had a "thing" for horses but this is ridiculous.
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Honey, can you tell Lady Godiva to get out of the fountain?
Now with Steve-O sober the Jackass Movies just are not as good as they use to be...
Ki Ki Dallas
I bet Victoria Beckham is kicking herself for not paying extra to start the "gay guy riding the fountain horse" trend at her wedding.
Ki Ki Dallas
The merry-go-round at Hedonism Jamaica.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
This guy took the Spinning Wheel lyrics at the reception WAY too seriously. When they say "ride a painted pony let the spinning wheel spin....", it wasn't an order.
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
R.I.P. George.
Tommygirl leading the charge at the last Scientology wedding.
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We were hoping for something psychologicaly profound yet entertaining, like Mama Mia meets Equus, but unfortunatly the song and dance number, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! a Stallion to Feel Right" didn't go over well with test audiences.
I see MK had a great trip to Vegas!
WIN, PLACE, AND SHOW!
He WINS a trip to the Bahamas
He PLACES himself upon the horse.
He SHOWS everyone what a jackass he really is!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 1:44pm.
ISprainedMyUvula:
BrokeBack Fountain?!
hahahaha
*fall OUT*
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LMAO Good one IsprainedMyUvula!
PS: NOT A CAPTION: I want the same wedding picture...lmao
(no seriously...lol)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 9, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Brokeback Fountain
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LOL- I smell someone in the winners circle!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Well, the groom is wearing Tommy Bahama "formalwear" to his own wedding, so his best man's behavior should come as no surprise.
Jeff the groom answers the age old question: is that a flaming naked homosexual in the wedding party with a marble horse between his legs, or is he just happy to be a part of things?
When Seth found out he was going to be in a "Bridle Party" he got way too fucking excited and confused.
"Suri! Suri! Watch how daddy does it! Yippie!"
"Uh Mr. Cruise, we're trying to take their wedding pictures now. Sir, can you get off the horsey please."
Ki Ki Dallas
ISprainedMyUvula:
BrokeBack Fountain?!
hahahaha
*fall OUT*
www.myspace.com/triston
I didn't know Tom Cruise was on the decorating committee for the Scientology weddings now...
Ki Ki Dallas
That's what happens when you invite the cast of "Equus" to your wedding.
The "Pants Off, Dance Off" contest is at the RECEPTION dumbass!
With his new "slim" body, Perez decided to mock not only celebrities, but also everyone else.
"Where's Waldo" the gay version...
Ki Ki Dallas
This is NOT when I meant when I threw a quarter in the fountain and wished for a hot bitch that knows how to ride it!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
VH1 Presents: Tonto - Where are they now?
Clay Aiken refused to perform at the reception unless he was in the wedding pictures too.
Ki Ki Dallas
Breaking news: Katherine Heeeeigel has kidnapped her Grey's Anatomy co-stars Chandra Wilson and T.R. Knight, and is forcing them to re-enact scenes from the box office flop "27 Dresses."
More at 11.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
It was a magical day, until Tony showed that you can ride a horse and a turtle head at the same time.
"Ohh, you mean this isn't the Neverland Ranch"?
Funny thing is....that's the groom on the horse.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Although shocked and pleased, the groom never, ever admitted after throwing a penny into the fountain that he HAD wished for a pants-less white knight to appear and whisk him away.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 9, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Brokeback Fountain
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WINNER!!! LMAO
Blanket sure takes after his daddy!
Brokeback Fountain
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I didn't know Vince Vaughn got married.
After the groom had a few too many and started the wedding night with what he thought was his new wife, the bride had her dad stand in for photos
Methinks that's not the first time that groomsman has rode bareback.
Corey's in the fountain. Again.
Try as he might to ignore it, Drew Carey's past just keeps coming back to torture him.
Giddy-YUCK!
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More words of wisdom from George Carlin...
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
R.I.P. George.
Sasha Baron Cohen can't keep his ass out of other people's business.
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