Thursday, July 10th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
The "Pants Off, Dance Off" contest is at the RECEPTION dumbass! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
After several more shots of tequila, the best man found himself riding a different porcelain god. - Madam S
Whatever you do, don't put a coin in the slot. - WTFOMGLOL
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Hey look I found Waldo !
They must have paid a pretty penny to have Britney show up at their wedding.
Little does he know that the punch was not only spiked with vodka, but ex-lax as well. No one will be laughing in a few minutes.
Weddings in crazytown are such a fun affair.
Groom: “My wife’s laughing because my Best man is a clown. I’m laughing because her Maid of Honor is off fucking a real horse.”
Glad to see James Haven did not lose his sense of humor at Shiloh Pitt Hogan wedding to Nick Hogan.
When they told the best man "F**k you and the horse you rode on", they didn't think he'd take it literally.
Marriage made in gayelle
It was a magical day, until Tony showed that you can ride a horse and a turtle head at the same time.
yet another happy product of the destination wedding....
That's right, our wedding photos were completely ruined by that douche from "Married with Children."
Matthew Lillard was a bridesmaid at Sarah Michelle Gellar's wedding?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
This is what Jennifer Aniston, and Vince Vaughn's wedding was gonna look like under John Mayor showed up and ruined it all!
Once Kim realized her fiancee was gay, she decided to marry his suitably less sexy yet completely straight older brother, Bart.
Has anyone seen cousin Bobby?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Uvula,
Brokeback Fountain
DING DING DING!!! LMFAO
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Double that - LOL!
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Lean Like a Chola
Pay for the Photoshop treatment next time dude. Cheapass.
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Brokeback Fountain... I'm just sayin'.. that is classic.
The good-natured bride and groom might be laughing now at fountain tard's antics. However, they'd surely straighten up a bit if they knew what he's planning to ride in their honeymoon suite later on.
The best part of this balls to the wall broke-back experience is that,,,,,,,,,I was there before this twink and I left my biggest most favorite 14 inch suction cup dildo firmly suctioned onto this fountain pony,, why do you think he is on it?
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A McCaugheny wedding.
Go, Rooster, Go !! yeeeee haaaaaaah!!! :D
Submitted by spigotgirl on July 9, 2008 - 2:38pm.
how about the wedding splasher?
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I can dig that one too!!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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which ones the horse?
no more promise no more sorrow, no longer will i follow, can anyboby hear me, i just want to be me, when i can, i will, try to understand, that when i can, i will.~~Billy Corgan~~
The music in the background plays "Let me ride that donkey"
Whatever you do, don't put a coin in the slot.
I'm having a hard time deciding which is weirder... his bare ass riding that poney statue... or his haircut.
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
Once the groom became shitfaced at his own wedding, Gary finally found the perfect opportunity to make a move on Jennifer.
Uvula,
Brokeback Fountain
DING DING DING!!! LMFAO
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
If you wanna ride
Don´t ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don´t ride the white horse
If you wanna be rich
You got to be a bitch
You got to be a bitch
I said rich, rich you bitch
If you wanna ride
Ride the white pony
Ride, ride the white pony
White pony, white pony
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
He made it through the wedding but Ponyboy's jilted lover could stand the charade no longer and decided it was time to drop a hint.
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Everytime i tried to get a shot of him ass-nekkid on the horse fountain this annoying couple showed up and ruined the pictures!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Nobody realized just how truthful Miguel was being when he said he loved horses....
It's a nice day for a gay pony wedding, not a straight wedding
We invited Michel K. to our wedding too, but at least Perez Hilton showed up.
Damn! Perez Hilton's flaming gay ass shows up everywhere these days!
the third wheel of a wilted threesome...sad :(
brokeback fountain!!!
LOL
how about the wedding splasher?
Official Jamie Lynn Spears wedding portrait shows K-Fed crashed the wedding...
"Kevin! Kevin! Stop making an ass out yourself. Sean Preston, go bring momma her cigarettes, cheetos & pill bag. Momma loves you baby!" screams Britney
Ki Ki Dallas
"Clark, there isn't anything on the video tape that someone shouldn't see? Right? You know the va va va vroom ??"
An open bar always leads Ned to going bareback.
The things you can do with a million dollars: find a wife, get a house, and ride a horse, only to have your butt turn red from not lube-ing up.
It's my fault daddy....I told him on our wedding night, he could go bareback.
White horse, check. Stylish haircut, check. Yup, the only thing her Prince Charming is missing is his tights.
Best man did not let the appearance of the bridal party divert him from a furious humping session laden with butthole pleasures with a strategically misplaced unicorn horn of cement pony. Groom had his own live-like cement pony to do the job [SJP!].
Who called on the dumb b*tch with the thunder thighs?
Next time hide the meth from Tommygirl.
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Jenny always wanted to ride a horsey bareback!
when the fountain cleaner applied for unemployment he attached this picture under the "why did you leave your last job" question.
surprisingly the man behind him in line did as well. only his job had nothing to do with fountains.
Don't feel bad, the couple knew what they were getting into when they asked STEVE-O to be the best man at their wedding.
Its "Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue"..... not "Something cold, something screwed, something mounted, and something spluged"!!!