Thursday, July 10th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
The "Pants Off, Dance Off" contest is at the RECEPTION dumbass! - Migraine Sally
Runners-up:
After several more shots of tequila, the best man found himself riding a different porcelain god. - Madam S
Whatever you do, don't put a coin in the slot. - WTFOMGLOL
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HA HA I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HIS PANTS WERE OFF AND I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!
I didn't know you could get that drunk!
Look how happy the bride and groom are!
These are NOT the funniest comments.
"Brokeback Fountain" and "The Wedding Splasher" were much funnier!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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NoAnjil: Gasp!!!!
hello woman! How are you!?
you've been missed!
Congrats to all!!! :)
Thanks my lovely Dlisted peeps! Congrats to Migraine Sally and WTFOMGLOL. So funny. xo
And thank you to our fearless leader, MK. xoxox!
Congrats!They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at milllionaire personals site
****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"**** yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that
site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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W00T!!!! Congrats to Migraine again!! And Madame S and WTF: LMAO!!!! You bitches are hellarious!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
DeeDee on July 10, 2008 - 8:33am.
Congrats horz! I also liked "Brokeback Fountain."
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me too! that was Christine the hoff who said it
wowwweeeee I am honored! 2x this week!
to quote Norm MacDonald on his return to SNL
("they threw me off SNL because I wasn't funny enough).. so..when did I become so GODDAMN funny ?
LOL
Thanks Dlisted, and congrats to MSally again (saddlin up for our travelin show) and Madan S
great company!!
and Brokeback Fountain was genius - should have placed :D
Submitted by Migraine Sally on July 10, 2008 - 8:49am.
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Eh, it was kind of the obvious joke but I appreciate the sentiment.
MUAH!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Thanks Hookers!!!
WTFOMGLOL,
We might need to get a traveling show together!
Uvula.....I can't believe that Brokeback Founatin did'nt take it though.
Congrats to the winners - tnx for the laffs!!
Also liked the "Brokeback Fountain" caption...
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Migraine Sally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesterday you were a runner up and today you are a wiener.....yes a wiener...congrats to you & Madam S. (champion) & WTFOMGLOL(who won yesterday)
& I need a life apparently lol
WTFOMGLOL, you are on a roll! I see you winning a lot of these!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Congrats horz! I also liked "Brokeback Fountain."
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Coin in the slot? Gross! LMAO!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
No respect, no respect.
Due to her bad back, I'm riding it horsie style!!!
I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M ,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
The newly married couple were so surprised to see the Real Peter Pan out of costume. They just had to have a picture with him.
Come here sister
Pepaw's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
but I can dig that new breed babe;
He ain't no drag
Pepaws Gotta Whole New Hag.
Kind of by James Brown.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
However much we're paying to have Bud Bundy pantsless in our wedding photos, it's not enough.
Someone's wish came true!
You, Me and...Matthew Broderick
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
The Horse Humper-er
Someone is taking "rode hard and put away wet" a little too far..
I hope he at least bought that horse some hay and carrots first.
The bride was very specific- for her bachelorette party she wanted a male stripper hung like a horse, NOT hung up on a horse.
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady ride on a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes
I can hear his choade being scraped from here...
leaked first season outtake photos from What Not To Wear...the cast lets loose!
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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If you do a destination wedding, you have to deal with the antics of visiting Spring Breakers from the Pittsburgh Culinary Institute.
Mazeltov and a beer bong for all.
If you do a destination wedding, you have to deal with the antics of visiting Spring Breakers from the Pittsburgh Culinary Institute.
Mazeltov and a beer bong for all.
If you do a destination wedding, you have to deal with the antics of visiting Spring Breakers from the Pittsburgh Culinary Institute.
Mazeltov and a beer bong for all.
The last wedding Sean posed for was pure art. He chose a reverse cowgirl position on the horse statue in front of the PF Chang's in Tampa.
Upset that he's still single, Dmitri sneaks into the background of the happy couple's elegant photo.
Once the ceremony was over, the wedding planner showed them what to do next.
"That nekkid boy on the fountain horse sure has some nice haunches"!
Delbert Dumbutt, the Bride's Brother.
"Yeah, I can't believe Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick showed up at the wedding either"
Daniel Radcliffe decided to show the bridal party how he was preparing for Equus II, Brokeback Fountain.
This is why you cut the rum punch off before the photos.
Don't call him a Cowboy, until you've seen him ride.
Hey, the guy on the fountain is wearing a nicer shirt than the groom! Of course, he has no pants on.
2 round trip tickets to Martinique: $1150
Vera Wang knock off wedding gown: $349.00
"Romance on a budget" wedding package: $550
Your gay cousin Dave getting blitzed, losing his pants and fucking a marble horse statue: Priceless.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
Goddammit! Who invited Andy Dick??!!!
I didn't know MK did weddings?
**duplicate post**
Something old (groom)
Something new (bride)
Something borrowed (dignity)
Something blue (dude's balls)
Ecstasy is the love drug isn't it?