David Lee Roth Almost Died!
Last month, David Lee Roth was speeding in Ontario, Canada when he was pulled over by the coppers. At first the cops didn't recognize the "silk scarf wearing" driver as the one and only Lee Roth, but they did notice that he was having some kind of medical emergency. You see, he was having a major allergic reaction to nuts! That shit is really no joke, but if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R.
I'm allergic to shit like skrimps and melon, but being allergic to nuts is a whole different game. I knew this bitch that would break out into hives the size of Wonky McValtrex's clit warts from even a little bit of nut dust touching her skin (off topic: I'm going to name my first perfumed powder line "Nut Dust").
Luckily, the cops got his ass to the local hospital and all was ok in the world again. What in the world would we do without DLR? Let's celebrate his recovery with one of my favorite videos of all-time:
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from what I hear the nut allergies can sneak up on a body... so dave was enjoying nuts until wham! he had gone a nut too far. :(
If they start selling "Nut Dust" at the 99 Cent Store, who will be the cover model? Please advise.
Submitted by MargeAggedon on July 9, 2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.
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Why would you attempt to drive yourself to the hospital if you're having a severe allergic reaction to nuts??
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Because you're david lee roth... so obviously you're alone. HA! :D
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Cuz he ain't got nobody. He's so sad and lonely.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Does anyone know if DLR is gay, everytime I see him in an interview he gives me that vibe
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 9, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mamma
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
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Ahh, I remember watching this video a lot when I was a kid, back when MTV played music...and barely anything else!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 1:28pm.
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Why would you attempt to drive yourself to the hospital if you're having a severe allergic reaction to nuts??
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Because you're david lee roth... so obviously you're alone. HA! :D
Oh dave, whatever would we do without you and your incredible 'charAHsma'. lol :D
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Surfing the apocalypse.
this reminds me! I just saw something about "tainted treats" being left at police stations. the police were "tipped off" also some of them got sick. they said something about arresting a teenager? I think this was in florida. I got distracted bu the evidence bag full of gross looking cup cakes and candy. I assume the treats look more appetizing originally?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
I'm so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mamma
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Nut buster parfait. Not the first queen who's had a nut overdose.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
I'll stop now.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
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Why would you attempt to drive yourself to the hospital if you're having a severe allergic reaction to nuts??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 9, 2008 - 11:26am.
I'm Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
Oh what their saying
There will come a day
And youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
Life goes on without me
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Bosie bosie bop! Ditty bop...I-iiiiiiiii ain't got nobody...
LOL!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Life is sad when you are two nuts away from lying motionless with your arms folded over your chest.
Glad I got divorced.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
"Allergic to Nuts" or maybe it's the AIDS face? It's a sneaky ninja.
Van Halen kicks ass. When I was little I used to belt out Love Walks In if some one even mentioned Van Halen.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Death warmed over.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Isn't he gay now? Too bad for all the gays that he's waaaaaaaay past his hot stage.
he looks like billy bob in that piccie.
mk's parfumed nut dust. haha! :)
oklahoma: van halen
Oh and "Nut Dust" is a great name for perfumed powder.
I'm Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing
Paid for every dance
selling each romance
Oh what their saying
There will come a day
And youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
they'll say just a gigolo
Life goes on without me
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
I must say that's original. Hopefully they tested him for other substances besides nuts.
I wish I would have gone to see Van Halen with David Lee Roth. Would have been fun.
Keep David Lee far away from Cisco Adler.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Crazy eyes.
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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08
"... but if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." lol!!!
I thought he was dead already.
Whenever I see him, I think of July 4th a few years ago. Fireworks were rained out, so we watched the Boston Pops fireworks show on tv. DLR was the guest artist. He came out, a little pudgy, short hair, glasses, & started singing "Panama." My 8-year-old stepdaughter asked why the guy from "Flubber" was singing.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Well thank God he's okay, my mother would be heartbroken.
I just imagined Mk saying O-V-E-R in a really high queen voice, and snapping like OVER! *snaps back & forth* I have no idea who DL Roth is..
All hail Nuts!! nutty nut nuts!! mmm nuts in my mouth, nuuuuuts.. hahahaha.. how was that?