Gitte Gets "The Demi"
Foofy Foofy's true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.
44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it's all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, "I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again."
Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She's never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she's going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!
And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What's next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?
Source: Daily Mail VIA Celebitchy
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I can already imagine what the face will end up looking like. Paging Mae West....
She's only 44? Wow. I thought she was in her 50s.
You know that Stallone is kicking his own ass for letting this one go.
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They need to make my life a reality show. That would be one effing reality check for the world. Then I could sell a kidney, get paid for the filming during surgery, get kickbacks from happy fam with new kidney and voila! I could subsist for another month...
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44 in DOG years!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I think part of the appeal of Brigitte EONS ago was the fact that she was very blunt and real.
Hey, at least Sly liked it enough to marry it!
But now?
She looks like one of those eastern European models that ages badly, then runs to the scalpel to have everything pulled up and over.
Yeah, I'm talking to you Ivana and Melania!
MK, she'd have to have a vagina first to have it rejuvenated!
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Is anything private anymore? Why would anyone want to see these photos? UGH!
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She was 44... 44 years ago.
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Shit fucking just 44???? This is what liquor and excess drugs does to a motherfucker, and to think Gitte was once gorgeous. Lindsay better take a breather from SamRo's thighs and pay attention this will be her in a few years. People who get "work" done arent trully beautiful. I dont care how beautiful you look after its all said and done, that beauty belongs to a scalpel and the doctor, and not the patient.
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44?? Is that a typo?
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44!!!!??? Sweet Mother of FUCK! She's only 44?? I was thinking she was in her 50's. Isn't 44 a tad young for a fuckin' facelift?? Not saying she doesn't need it cuz bitch looks ROUGH but still...
Black undies and white bra?
C'mon she's at the very least FIFTY FOUR.
How about this? Just tattoo my fat bulges with butterflies and angel-winged hearts. Way cheaper too. Eh?
Me no want to look at saggy butted old lady no more. I want to cry in a corner now.
44? MY ASS! this lady is way older....
PS: how desperate is she!?!
Reason #1 why I havent watched T.V. in over 5.5 years. This is fuckin sick and its even more sick that people watch this shit. Fuckin pathetic. People need to start worrying about their own lives instead of living thru other people. Its kinnda scary in my opinion that so many peoples lives are in the shitter right now and instead of taking care of their kids and getting their shit together they watch used up junkies get plastic surgery on T.V. What the hell went wrong?!?
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George Fuckin Michael.
Someone tell me why this chick was famous in the '80s in the first place. She had a great bod, that's about it. Being married to Sylvester Stallone makes one a star? Look out, Jennifer Flavin, Foofy Foo is after you next.
She is not one bit attractive. She looks way older than 44 and she needs to think again about Playboy. Bitch, no one wants to see that!
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And she was the chick that Eddie Murphey said "That is one big bitch" in Beverly Hills Cop II. I didn't realize that before I typed my last post. Fucking funny.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Fistly, she's only 44? Assumed she was much older...poster child for an anti-alcoholism campain.
She also needs a butt implant. That thing is as flat a pancake!!
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I just looked this chick up. That is one big bitch. She's over 6'0 and her hubby's like 5'4.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
All the surgeries in the world cannot take away the fact that she is tranny.
Damn I can't believe she's only 44.
Too fucking lazy to get on a damn treadmill and lose the weight the healthy way. Pffft!
anyway...thats a shitload to get done at once...hope she doesnt have Jan Adams as a doctor.
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There's just something not right about having surgery while people on their smoke breaks can just peer through the blinds. I don't know...just me. Reminds me of the Today Show. I'm surprised there aren't peeps out there holding signs that say "Oh lordy! Susan's 40!" or "Hello Missy in Atlanta!"
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
yes, MK....vaginal re-upholstering will be the next Reality Show.....
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Have you ever noticed how much she looks like a Hogan?
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So... which of these surgeries is going to get rid of her total Man-face?
And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What's next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ooops.. never mind!
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so, when do we see the results? is she getting her face did?
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