Gitte Gets "The Demi"
Foofy Foofy's true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.
44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it's all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, "I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again."
Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She's never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she's going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!
And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What's next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?
Source: Daily Mail VIA Celebitchy
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My mother is 58, and looks about 20 years younger than 'gitte here. Sweet lord--I've never drinking again if THIS is what you end up looking like.
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You know PP has got her mothball size nostrils nose, chicken cutlet cheeks & cellulite-ridden thighs pressed up against that TV screen waiting to see the results before she calls her surgeon...again.
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parissucksliterally:
I live in Berlin, where there are early morning kiosks for the truly alcoholic (not me)
And if Brigitte is 44, we are ALL waiting to be flung from mommy's uterus!
and kdracofan:
I am contemplating caffeine, so watch out!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Yes I have been watching them, I just finished santaran, so up to the poison sky. Which is part of the two part episode, I wanted to have an all doctor who day but that wasnt possible the other day so I am watching them anytime I have free. When I saw Rose in the first episode, looking like shit mind you, I almost fell of my chair of excitement. I wish Davies or whomever is in charge, wouldnt make some aliens so damn cute, like the little fat alien babies were adorable, to cute.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Okay, so she did have a great body back in the day.....
OH and this is NSFW!!!
http://image013.mylivepage.com/chunk13/814673/554/Brigitte%20Nielsen%200...
agree with all the comments about stupid plastic surgery!
and the really fucked up part? if you get in shape by diet and exersise, and you KEEP working out, you can eat whatever the fuck you want.
trust, I have my burger king sexy times at least twice a week.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Brigitte Nielsen 44 years old? My ass! Wasn't she older than Rambo when they were married? She's in her late fifties early sixties at the least.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 9, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Thank you!! Love it!
I've just finished watching David in 'Casanova'. He's so hot, it's ridiculous!!
Did you watch the Doctor Who eps?
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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Celebrities think: Why work out? It makes you sweat and stinky and it's tooo hard!!
I can get the body of my dreams by sucking and cutting all the flap off!! In one month I'll be everything exercise takes a year to bring on!!!
Plastic surgery is so riciculous. Unless it's really necessary, you know, for health reasons, not shallow reasons.
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I say we get dangerous
SHE'S NOT 44! I HAVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT'S THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SHIT I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. BITCH IS LIKE 64!
IN THE WORDS OF GOB BLUTH, "C'MON!!!!!"
Why the devil do people care if they are old? Why do they care whether they are hot? Everybody gets old and loses hotness. People should just deal, dammit! Screw this surgery crap. Good diet and exercise, lots of sleep and a little herbal tea works wonders! I can say this because I am old(ish) and don't give a fuck!
kdracofan - Better hips than uglies. No offense. ;)
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
vSubmitted by FritoDorito on July 9, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Yo Yo Yiggady Yo, thanks.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I could be impressed if this lazy bitch decided to diet and work out, but nooooo, that involves effort.
yeah, sally field was always cute!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
You all know who Stacy Dash is? (google her- She was in the movie Clueless.) Anywhoo, she's 42! Around the same age as this amazonian woman.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 6:03pm.
44 my pale white ass! I thought that was Vanessa Redgrave in that first pic and she's in her 70's.
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INFIDEL! Vanessa Redgrave is beautiful. Even at her age.
Proof
Gitte just looks beat. She probably does granny porn on the side.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 12:16pm.
thought you'd enjoy this,
http://www.tv.com/doctor-who-2005/show/34391/lol!-funny-picture-of-david-tennant/topic/15268-850316/msgs.html
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 9:03am.
44 my pale white ass! I thought that was Vanessa Redgrave in that first pic
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Just another reason for our daughters to hate their bodies. My daughter has a friend thats always talking about how fat she is, she looks like a skinny six year old (she's 12)
CHoff.. Oh Sally Field.. She has always been a hottie! I remember seeing movies of her being young w/ Burt Reynolds, her tiny lil belly, And she still looks the same, even doing Osteoporosis commercials..lol!! And Gitte here is doing Hover-round commercials.. Laughs ass off!!
gross.... those big amazon women do look like football players with tiny girl faces
MK, this story really needs to be tagged "Memaws"
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I see that Jaclyn Smith turns 63 later this year! If she has had plastic surgery, she has a good doctor and doesn't go for extreme plastic surgery like some do.
IsprainedmyUvula: *bumping hips* :)
44 my pale white ass! I thought that was Vanessa Redgrave in that first pic and she's in her 70's.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 9, 2008 - 9:01am.
Christie is gorgeous.. this poor creature is hideous!! *runs screaming*
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Christie is "I made a deal with the Devil to look like this" gorgeous.
Every time I see a picture of her I am in awe of how gorgeous she is.
Poor taste in men, but gorgeous.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Okie,no shit, and it gets worse... like I said, jacklyn smith, also, have you seen sally field lately? still hot!
and melody scott thomas from the young and the restless, still perfection at 49, rachel welsh too, she's over sixty.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by kdracofan on July 9, 2008 - 10:59am.
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High five, sexything!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I like the look of expectance on her face too. Like, "when I wake up, I'll be beautiful" *says in french accent*
*giggles ass off*
I'll never figure out what Stallone saw in her. But then, there are quite a few celebrity marriages, etc, I wonder about.
you know who else is againg beautifully?
Jacklyn Smith
she's sixty at least, looks forty at most.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CthHoff.. OMG, Someone needs to tell her about the Brinkley age thing.. Christie is gorgeous.. this poor creature is hideous!! *runs screaming*
I thought that she was in her 50s.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 11:30am.
Have you ever noticed how much she looks like a Hogan?
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Haha.. That's probably, Linda Hogans mom.. also, I love how it says she's getting the Demi.. yeah, right.. she couldn't afford the 'demi'.. that's pretty darned expensive.. she'd have to do about 29 more reality shows.. And 'do' about 29 more f-list-ers..
IsprainmyUvula: I am 31 biatch and yeah there's no way surgery will get her to look like us again.
The breakdown: No coffee? DAMN IT!
lol
Wanna hear something scary?
Christie Brinkley is older than this bitch!
Jebus!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Snarkley on July 9, 2008 - 9:53am.
Yeah, she's 44 and I'm the King of England. Ugh! That must be what it's like to see your grandma naked.
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I think there are support groups for people who have been through that shit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Come on now guys. Lay off, she's European!
Anyone else remember that tired old excuse she constantly used on the Surreal Life to explain her excessive drinking and smoking? "I'm European, that's what we do."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 8:52am.
Brigitte looks thrangled, rode hard, abused, busted up-side hte head with a rotten crackpipe, and then flung into a toxic sewage tank.
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reason enough to have all this work done, no? I am sure she will be as beautiful as Joan Rivers when it's all over.
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where do you live The Breakdown? It is 9AM where I live.....no alcohol for me...still having coffee!
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
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Yeah, she's 44 and I'm the King of England. Ugh! That must be what it's like to see your grandma naked.
My mother has a decade and change on this slut but she looks far younger than her.
Brigitte looks thrangled, rode hard, abused, busted up-side hte head with a rotten crackpipe, and then flung into a toxic sewage tank.
And she is still hotter & classier than Foofy!
www.myspace.com/triston
She could be my mother!
forty four my ass, or she's been living hard since she was twelve.
and question, what the fuck ever happened to working out, jogging, watch what you eat, swim, lift weights, I mean, It's not like this bitch has a job!!!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I found a picture ( I lost it can't find it again) of her kissing Foofy Foofy or Flava Flav or whatever the fuck his name is. She looks like she's a dinosaur trying to bite off his damn head.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
kdracofan!
Just tea today (so far).
But I am ramping up towards some alcoholicity soon!
It's after 6 here, sluts, so I don't wanna fuckin' hear it!
www.myspace.com/triston
I AM 30 and there's no amount of surgery that will make that bitch as HWAT as me.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Snoogle on July 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
You know that Stallone is kicking his own ass for letting this one go.
Snoogle, he can hardly reach his peen to touch himself for naughty times in shower spazz.
How about darkening her hair a bit? Carnie Wilson had her gastric bypass surgery on the internet, so I guess, why not? Not.
That bitch is not 44! Liar! More like 64
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
44? She's so old... she went to high school with Eva Braun.