Gitte Gets "The Demi"
Foofy Foofy's true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.
44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it's all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, "I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again."
Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She's never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she's going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!
And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What's next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?
Source: Daily Mail VIA Celebitchy
She still looks fat in that red robe.
What a make me puke video.
eeeewwwww she's so nasty looking,
perfect proof to wear sunscreen as early as possible!
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
Gosh, you know what the voice-over said? Brigitte thinks her fat is not just ANY fat and she would consider auctioning it for a good reason.
Danish lard, anyone ?????
Seriously though, you're right but I work out (dancersize ha-ha) and eat my share of bacon, smoke a bong-hit once in a while, drink all the beer I want and I still fit nicely into my mom jeans tyvm.
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I'm not sure its pot and beer that are 'Gitte's biggest downfall... although, it does look like she doesn't get any exercise....
Either she's majorly lying about her age, or it's the tanning and smoking that make her look like she's about 100. And those fake tatas do nothing for her.
But yeah, 42 is the new 32 :D
If you've taken a little care of yourself over the years, it's not the kiss of death lol.
I've never felt better ... but I have a sinking filling, that after THIS .. is where things start sliding downhill. I'm in my prime right now!! lol
Submitted by Conway Twitty on July 9, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Plastic surgery is so riciculous. Unless it's really necessary, you know, for health reasons, not shallow reasons.
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What health reason would you need an aesthetic proceedure to be done? Its always for vanity..you get in a car wreck and have your face smushed in...you get plastic surgery to "look" normal eventhough you wont be any healtier for it.
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Not true. Reconstructive surgery can also restore function. Such as surgery for a (genuinely) deviated septum, which can improve breathing. I know a lot of celebs hide behind the deviated-septum excuse because it is a legitimate medical condition. So would be, for example, a jaw mangled by an accident or birth defect: a misaligned jaw can't chew properly and can cause stress or breakage to the teeth.
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44 my ass!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 9, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Wahoo! Let's hear it for the 42-ers! *innocent look*
Seriously though, you're right but I work out (dancersize ha-ha) and eat my share of bacon, smoke a bong-hit once in a while, drink all the beer I want and I still fit nicely into my mom jeans tyvm.
am i to believe with a straight face that this rough looking amazon is only 44?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She's 44????
Wow. I really honestly thought she was 63 at least- and not a good looking 63 either.
She could be an excellent example of why you shouldn't smoke, drink and do drugs (as well as never be with Flavor Flav).
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
In all fairness, I am 42, and have never smoked, and only occassionally had a drink or two.
kept myself in fairly decent shape by taking the slightest care about what I eat, (I too have sexy times with Ronnie McDonald 2x week, as opposed to Burger King :D - that is a love affair for life.). and have been taking a nice 2 mile
walk 3-4 times a week, for the past 20 years. I'm nothing great, but I'm healthy, and think I can pass for 32. Not one wrinkle. And I'm half Italian (and half German), so maybe that don't crack either. :D
But I have an old high school classmate who I see regularly, who has smoked since she was 16, has done drugs, never NOT been tanned, her hair is always bleached to within an inch of its life,
and her face now looks like an old saddlebag. I want to cry to look at her. I am not exaggerating. Same age as me, and she looks 10 years older, at least.
Taking care of yourself is EVERYTHING.
I can't bear to watch the video. Just let me know if she dies on the table.
It looks to me that her problem was smoking and the sun. Shes always tan...fair skin + 30 years in the sun = Bridgette Neilson.
Sometimes plastic surgery is necessary.
Just look at Demi & Bruce's kids! Perfect goddamn exception.
And Demi should be imprisoned with the keys thrown away for denying them what they direly need as she damn near browns in botox baths!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 9, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Plastic surgery is so riciculous. Unless it's really necessary, you know, for health reasons, not shallow reasons.
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What health reason would you need an aesthetic proceedure to be done? Its always for vanity..you get in a car wreck and have your face smushed in...you get plastic surgery to "look" normal eventhough you wont be any healtier for it. And lets face, old is not cute! If someone gets some sense of self-esteem from having their eyes pulled back, why not. were all a little self absorbed when it comes to our looks!
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Migraineuse,
Yes she does!
*sticks out tongue*
*runs out laughin*
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She is one big bitch.
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Another dame looking for a shortcut to get back in shape.
Honestly, her body is o.k. A little exercise, lay off the booze, she'd be back in shape in no time. But resorting to surgery is extreme, especially at her age.
One word - NAS-tay!
The thought of all that surgery pukes me out, but otherwise, this story doesn't really bother me. Why in God's name do I kind of like her? I don't know. But it seems she's *barely* trying to pretend that she's not doing this for any other reason than she wants to try to look younger again.
This is what I needed to chase my lunch down.
Waaaaaay back when I first saw her, I thought she was striking, waaaaaaaaay back, then I heard how she faxed her photos, I believe her entire body nekkid, to Sly Stallone and he fucking wound up marrying her. Then I saw her in the James Bond film? and that was all I needed. Game.Over.
Is she paying for this or is pulling an Omarosa and getting it for free by letting them film it?
I hope she winds up looking like Dolph Lundgren.
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"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
She doesn't, because Vanessa is beautiful and Brigitte is not.
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Migraineuse,
"INFIDEL! Vanessa Redgrave is beautiful."
Agreed! But in that first pic, she looks just like Vanessa (who is 71!)
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44?!?! I had estimated her age at at least 64 and I'm not even saying that to be mean. You just blew my fucking mind!
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on July 9, 2008 - 5:20pm.
That's a good ep I have to say, I really enjoyed this seasons two parter. I couldn't believe that we'd seen Rose so early on. This is Davies' last season, so he tried to make it as good as possible. I do agree, Doctor Who needs scary monsters, not ones you want to pick up and cuddle!!
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Here is that HOT PIECE named STACY DASH - She is 42 years of age.
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Man, this bitch is lying about her age. There is no doubt about that. She looks more like she is 60. She is gross. And all of you are right... All she needs to do is work out, eat right, and drink tons of water... That is it! And a little hair tint might help! LOL!
And you can't compare her to Halle. That is like comparing apples to oranges. Black is blessed. Black don't crack. Caucasians have more trouble aging. But, man she is a complete mess!
FORTY-FOUR?!?!?! MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That bitch is 60 EASY. I am 42 and my face does NOT look like Mt. Rushmore!
Submitted by madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 11:48am.
Just think... she's about the same age as Halle Berry!
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::jaw drops open:: OMG, that's insane! Gitte is a hot mess. However, I definitely think she is lying about her age... For her sake, I hope so! Don't get me wrong--I'm all about women aging gracefully (and naturally) without feeling the need for plastic surgery to still be "beautiful." But either Gitte is actually older than she says, or she's the best ad for abstaining from drugs & alcohol that I've ever seen!
Maybe if she gets her sexy back she can do the next Red Sonja!!! ...and dont say shit because i loved that crappy flick!!!
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Intellectually, I know its true, but my mind just can't connect the dots on this--she is one plug-ugly elder--looks older than mid-50s. Is it premature aging from chem abuse?
Submitted by Squash Posh on July 9, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Okay, so she did have a great body back in the day.....
OH and this is NSFW!!!
http://image013.mylivepage.com/chunk13/814673/554/Brigitte%20Nielsen%200...
Jesus, she looks like a hot steamin' mess!!
Talk about aging disgracefully...
She needs to sleep for 10 years to fix that mug and sagging skin!
Submitted by madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 11:48am.
Oh my god she is a mess. Just think... she's about the same age as Halle Berry!
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No way! *mouth agape*
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Even at her hottest, she looked manlier than RuPaul!
Brooke Hogan: this is your life!
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So, exercise and a healthy diet has been ruled out, I guess.
She never seemed hot to me, and at this point, she invokes in me the regrettable repulsion of accidently seeing a grandparent nude. I can see I'm not the only poster who feels that way.
PS. Thank goodness for her shirt. If I saw her sagging, cellulite ass cheeks, I might be struck blind like the Pinball Wizard or some such.
by ISprainedMyUvula on July 9, 2008 - 12:10pm.
kdracofan - Better hips than uglies. No offense. ;)
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*waving @: madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Oh my god she is a mess. Just think... she's about the same age as Halle Berry!
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holy shit you are right!!!!!!!!
I hate that i have to defend Gitte ... but the old bat is really only 44!! Foofyfoof was like five years older then here and he's a good 49 now .. hell, when she was in her 20s she looked like she was a good 41 ... so, her looking a good AARP age appropriate is pretty much to be expected - plus, the amazon has had a hell of a life - think DRUGS, BOOZE, SEX, CIGGY'S, DRUGS, MORE BOOZE ...
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"I spit like a llama and you look like a llama" - Lionezz [from Germany] - Miss Rap Supreme
And an I.Q. lift.
She needs a soul-lift, too.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
She looks about as fresh as a 50 year old Louis Vuitton bag.
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I am not German!!!!!
I'll never revoke my American passport!
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She just took a hard left off of Celebrity Rehab. I'm sure she's going to get prescription pain pills to help her withstand all of her procedures. Good luck with that, Brigette.
Oh my god she is a mess. Just think... she's about the same age as Halle Berry!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 11:22am.
I live in Berlin, where there are early morning kiosks for the truly alcoholic.
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You Germans take your drinking seriously! Ha ha!
Is it me, or is she starting to look like Hulk Hogan's long lost parasitic twin?
Submitted by Mopa on July 9, 2008 - 10:29am.
Holy shit, I didn't believe she was 44 years old either. That's the same age as me and I look way better than her and I'm no beauty.
I looked it up in the reputable imdb and it says she was born in 1963, same as me...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000557/bio
I still say no fucking way. She looks 20 years older.
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Same here. She's about my age and looks haggard and used up. I guess sucking random dicks in the California sun without protection is truly aging, as well as being married to Stallone!
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Submitted by Squash Posh on July 9, 2008 - 11:19am.
and she could have that body again if she hit the gym and ate right.
I swear on my son's head, my friend denise is fourty six and has a great body, abs and arms and all, just without the big fake titties.
it can be done.
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Holy shit, I didn't believe she was 44 years old either. That's the same age as me and I look way better than her and I'm no beauty.
I looked it up in the reputable imdb and it says she was born in 1963, same as me...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000557/bio
I still say no fucking way. She looks 20 years older.
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