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FYI, That's not Tecate The Empress of Lucite is drinking. Shauna Sand made one of her many assistants fill an empty Tecate bottle with Dom Pérignon. The always gracious natural beauty doesn't want the peons around her to feel threatened by her luxurious tastes. Shauna is truly a humble saint.
Shauna graced the crowd of four people at the after-party for "No Bad Days" last night. I'm relieved to see that she's back to wearing her signature fine crystal heels. It's also nice to see Shauna without much make-up on. Seriously, she's barely wearing any! That's how beautiful she is. And that's not lip liner she's wearing, Shauna's lips naturally look like that.
International supermodel and big-screen star Phoebe Denise Price also took time out from her busy schedule of posing with weekly magazines to attend the party. How the room didn't explode from the supreme elegance radiating off of PP and Shauna is beyond me.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Damn! PP's cheeks have always been freaky but it looks like she's got two big spherical boils for cheeks in those photos!
I just had to do a double-take with PP to make sure I wasn't looking at some skank dressed up like Poison Ivy for Halloween.
You know once Shauna smiles she has to turn immediately away from the cameras because the strain must hurt like a bitch.
GOLLUM!
Submitted by letinstar on July 9, 2008 - 3:52pm.
the fourth thumbnail of shauna in all her naturalness...frightening...
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Made me look. Ugh. She is the definition of hideous witch.
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Does anyone remember the "Designing Woman" episode where Bernice went for rhinoplasty and was given a pig-like nose.
Sad to say it looked hotter and more natural than the boomerang on Ms Sand.
Wrath: took the words right off my fingertips...
Her nose is major wacked too; if she had that "done" she should sue.
It's impressive that Shauna's had all that work done but still manages to look like shit
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You're right letinstar. Her upper lip has collagen wonk.
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the fourth thumbnail of shauna in all her naturalness...frightening...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Are there such things as tranny elves or faeries? That's what Shauna Sand brings to mind.
Haha! Fun party.
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That last photo of PP should be proof positive that she has cheek implants. I have NEVER seen anything look more fake.
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Maybe I am the only one to notice but Shauna reminds me of that movie 'White Chicks' when the Damon Brothers are dressed up as the hotel heiress chicks,look at the fourth thumbnail picture..that is uncannily similar!
Shauna Sand was born a man. I would put money on it. My first boyfriend came out and started dressing like a woman a couple years after we broke up. He then went through a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a woman. He actually went on to become a transexual porn star. He was killed in a car accident last year. Anyway...my point is that this is what he looked like after the surgeries, but better lol. The knees and feet look just like my ex's did.
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The closer you get to Shauna's face, the freakier and uglier it looks!
Does Shauna go out EVERY single fucking night???
Phoebe the most desperate Z-list wannabe at another bottom brow event. How's her Chanel lawsuit coming along? LOL
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<"How the room didn't explode from the supreme elegance radiating off of PP and Shauna is beyond me.">
The room might not have exploded, but in the last thumbnail, Miss Phoebe's cheeks look about to. I've never seen them so cutly! Sad thing is she's barely smiling and they're on double duty about to pop through her face.
Or maybe left in the car on a hot day with the windows rolled up.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 9, 2008 - 1:23pm.
She looks like a Real Doll that was left too close to a radiator.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 9, 2008 - 1:23pm.
She looks like a Real Doll that was left too close to a radiator.
Match that up with your avatar of PP and we got a masterpiece!
I think we are already seeing what PP will do when old age hits...
Submitted by sunny on July 9, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I think both of these chicks will NOT bow out gracefully as old age hits...
PP is still gonna be peddling her chicken cutlets (only by then they'll be more like chicken giblets)
My 18yo brother & his friends would've been so there, trying to buy her elegance a beer & trying to talk to her. That was probly their only crowd. The more I see her, the more I'm sure she was the Ugly Girl in school and has actually done fairly well for herself, considering. She's gonna absolutely BEAT her girls to grow up pretty.
She looks like a Real Doll that was left too close to a radiator.
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That's right, PP, never turn your back on the camera...
Sands looks like a realdoll prototype that lead to the firing of the sculptor.
More Phoebe Price please! I can't enough of her elegance and sophistication.
Melted silicone in lucite platform shoes.
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You must feel pretty ghetto about yourself if you're at a party and these two are also there.
I think both of these chicks will NOT bow out gracefully as old age hits...
PP is still gonna be peddling her chicken cutlets (only by then they'll be more like chicken giblets)
Andf Shauna will be walking on her cracked & filthy lucite heels strutting her stuff like a raisin in the sun & giggling about how she spent the nite with Lorenzo (who is probably dead at that point) LOL
California extreme...gross....
I think she has lost her mind..seriously..she's loony
Title for fourth thumbnail: Tranny Clown Surprise.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I do think Shauna has a bangin' body though. And her hair would be pretty if she would stop bleaching the fuck out of it. With her blue eyes (are those even real?) the dark hair would look great. Then maybe she could stop putting her ass fat into her lips. Could Shauna Sand be redeemed?
How is PeePee's lawsuit against the House of Chanel coming along? I haven't seen any more press conferences lately.
A hazmat team should have come in and declared this room a disaster area.
Submitted by Rocket on July 9, 2008 - 9:16am.
I know, right? If I ever walked into a party and both or one of these women were there, I would automatically feel like a douchebag. Does PP really not feel like a dumbass for posing on Robertson Blvd day in and day out, babbling on about absolutely nothing? You know the first thing that bitch does in the morning is make her stupid diet smoothie health shake in her designer sweatpants and then runs to the computer to google herself. And then there is poor Shauna, still clinging onto the coattails of the little bit of fame leftover from being that dude's wife. These women just reek of desperation.
How sad that the only semi-decent pic in the bunch is the beer drinking pic. She's repulsive.
My god that's a LOT of fug in one single post.
That close up of that Shauna thing is so GD hideous, I nearly threw up my chicken wrap I just ate. And that would have made me really fucking pissed, cuz that chicken wrap was finger lickin' goodness
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I say we get dangerous
Shauna ... nice ufcking self esteem face!!!!
Phoebe - you freckle-tarded-southern-mess!
who is next?
God that close up of Shauna was hideous. Why would someone do that to their face? If I was ever considering plastic surgery, that convinced me not to.
You hang with these two and you better be wearing a fucking HAZMAT suit. Exposing people to that much silicone and lucite is against international law.
YIKES!! Shawna is scary looking close up. Her nose looks like the cut off end of a wiener and her lips look all bumpy and uneven and do not even get me started on the leatherette texture of her skin.
They are both repulsive. Thank God I do not live in Hell A.
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God Shauna looks awful!!!! And what the fuck is up with PP's cheeks??!!!!??? Both of them are tragic.
lol...this post was great to read....
O and Shauna SHOULD NEVER SMILE....bleh!
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 11:24am.
LMAO! RL, I think I love you. You're on a rollllllll, baby!
-And, yes, frighteningly YES. It's rather tragic too, when a woman loses weight or gets her teeth fixed, hair lightened [whatever] and thinks a 'makeover' is a 'slutty-hobag-over'. I mean, c'mon. You can glam up and be classy too. Right?
-And, all of this face fuckery is just depressing. Yeah, go ahead and run from a wrinkle head-on into zero gravity sheet face.
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 9, 2008 - 11:28am.
New from Mattel: Melted Face Barbie!
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that would have been a winner in the "Caption This!"
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