Wednesday, July 9th 2008
More Hot Shit From The Dollar Store
The other day, some hot bitch reader sent me a picture of a pack of panties from the 99 Cent store with Mischa Barton on the cover. Well, the good hos at ONTD posted two more treasures from the dollar store. Although, that Angelina Jolie massage hoop is more than a dollar.
Now I don't know what the fuck a "weist" is, but I'm sure mine needs to be thinner. That hoop looks more like a cock ring than an exercise device.
Below is also an "MP34" player with Stepford Katie on the box. That digital player is probably what's being used to run her robot ass.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Angie's expression makes her look like a fucking circus clown.
Am I the only one who thinks she's really quite homely?
Where did all this 'most beautiful woman alive' shit come from??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I'm addicted to that dollar shit. I'm gonna ask for the MP345! They prolly got that too. Luckily I live in NYC and there are things even chaper than dollar stores. Just go into Chinatown. Last month I got 5 "Fashion" flip flops for $1.00. It was really 4 for a dollar but I got one free for being "nice lady". They are counterfeight Havianas. At least I think they are....
Oh my God, this made me laugh so hard. The epitome of tackiness and, wow, Angie is perfect for this shit! I've no doubt Angie would have ended up trailer trash had she not been the daughter of a famous actor; in a perfect world this would have been the height of her 15 minutes.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Clarisse, that's true. I'm sure that thing is crinkled and bent and sweaty from all their sexy times.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
IV,
What do you mean "could get" one? You know she dines, bathes and sleeps with her life-size Tomb Raider stand up!
Edit. =( They did not have Christian Bale =(
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I tried googling for celebrity Dollar Store items, and I didn't find an explanation, but I did find this site offering lifesize celebrities standups:
http://www.elifesize.com/
I will buy that Capt. Jack Sparrow figure and assault it daily. Poor LA; she could get one of Angie Jo and have an orgasm.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
"Thin weist" LOL! I want some of this counterfeit shit.
Maybe the dollar stores should carry tickets for KatieBot’s broadway debut...they may actually sell some.
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Submitted by bourgie on July 9, 2008 - 10:25am.
The dollar store are official outposts of counterfeight Chinese goods. The people at JJ are gonna laugh their asses off!
They laugh their asses off when their straight jackets tickle them too. And when the nurse washes their shit off of their faces. And also when the Dr. ives them their STFU pills too.
Fuckin loons are always laughing.
Sorry. I hate all things related to battleship tard.
*trips intern. Points and laughs at him crying on the floor.*
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That's funny as hell! I'm with ya'll, i'm hitting the dollar store at lunch!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
This is insane. I have to get to the Dollar General immediately. If they have Britney Spears hairbrushes or Amy Winehouse teeth whitening cream, I am SO there.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Damn, these items make me want to go to my local Dollar Store now.
How is this legal? Have they actually signed contracts with these foreign companies (most shit in dollar stores is from foreign countries...avoid the toothpaste at all costs, it's dangerous)? I do know that many celebs sign foreign endorsement deals because it's not viewed as tacky in places other than the US, but I can't imagine they'd allow cheap dollary store crap to use their image in the US. Hmm.
The dollar store are official outposts of counterfeight Chinese goods. The people at JJ are gonna laugh their asses off! Those are really funny.
Anolina looks like she's gonna bite somebody!
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
Fuck i hate even having this stupid bitches name mentioned at all!
Or reading it.
Or looking at her mother fucking face.
I wish she would get the fuck OFF of planet earth all together!
CANT STAND IT!
Goofy looking bitch! Shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
As long as I can punch this sleazy bitch in the face when I'm working out it's all good.
Ya just had to open the loonie gates didnt ya MK? *wink*
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Gurl, they are SERISOUSLY mistaken if they say that rainbow cockring will slim your "weist". Is that code for something? Am I out of the loop?
As for the MP34, I'm not gonna bother commenting on it. I'm gonna take a couple of Soma, bitch.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
OK, who's going to make this their avie?
And then invade JJ...
bwahahahahahaahaha, this made my morning.
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Angelina and her steel-trap thundercat will have this little operation shut down in no time flat!
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