Wednesday, July 9th 2008
More Hot Shit From The Dollar Store
The other day, some hot bitch reader sent me a picture of a pack of panties from the 99 Cent store with Mischa Barton on the cover. Well, the good hos at ONTD posted two more treasures from the dollar store. Although, that Angelina Jolie massage hoop is more than a dollar.
Now I don't know what the fuck a "weist" is, but I'm sure mine needs to be thinner. That hoop looks more like a cock ring than an exercise device.
Below is also an "MP34" player with Stepford Katie on the box. That digital player is probably what's being used to run her robot ass.
Damned Chinese rip off everyhing known to mankind, but can't spell worth shit. I can't wait for them to be humiliated at the Olympics.
I want one
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
This is funny but I kinda sense some law suits going to happen.... The angelina jolie hoola hoop has to be my fave so far haha!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
China: Land of copyright infringement.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 9, 2008 - 1:07pm.
She is a weist of space.
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LMAO - good one!
Ooooh! Im imagining sitting on that thing like a horse and rolling down a hill......now THAT looks like fun!
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 9, 2008 - 9:24am.
"tuck diving across hallways" was the best visual ever. Thanks for the laugh!
She is a weist of space.
I know this is not related to the dollar store but it is to Brangelina or should one say just her, as he seems no longer to exist except as her accessory.
I have just figured out what is going on.
She is going to hold out (if possible) till JULY 14, BASTILLE DAY, to fire out her twin cannons who will then be not just French citizens but MAGICAL and SAINTLY (as MK has perceived already)
Since she is going to have a caesarean she probably has browbeaten all the doctors and nurses into agreeing to this ludicrous plan...
guess we'll see. and perhaps I will have egg on my face but -
I saw Phoebe Price on the cover of the new Archie comics in the magazine rack at the grocery yesterday --- They've evidently added a sexy redhead - -- looks a lot like PP --- bought every copy -- wonder if PP gets paid for that deal?
But, bunnyrabbit, how is it legal for a U.S. dollar store to have them for sale? It can't possibly be, yet, there they are.....?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I'd die and go to heaven if I ever saw Shitney's face on a generic brand of cheese curls or a shitty box of condoms.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 7:26am.
How is this legal? Have they actually signed contracts with these foreign companies (most shit in dollar stores is from foreign countries...avoid the toothpaste at all costs, it's dangerous)? I do know that many celebs sign foreign endorsement deals because it's not viewed as tacky in places other than the US, but I can't imagine they'd allow cheap dollary store crap to use their image in the US. Hmm.
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It's not legal. When celebs sign foreign endorsement deals, it's with legitimate companies. In Asia, it's very, very common to photoshop a celeb's face on some cheap product. It's more likely to sell if the customer sees Angelina Jolie's face on it than some random chick. I've seen it done in foreign makeup ads many times. But in places like China or India, there may be copyright laws on paper, but they are never enforced. Honestly, they couldn't care less. You go to the markets in those countries, and whatever you want, whether it's a DVD, CD, even a cookbook, there's a counterfeit version readily available.
The only legitimate dollar store is 99Cent Only. They actually have real name brands that apparently they get through the actual companies.
LMAO @ "WEIST"
I wonder if these clowns know that they images are being used? By my house there's an add for a cheap ass beer with Pam Anderson on it. I will try to take a picture of it.
I think you're on to something. Maybe it is just James Haven in a wig.
They've photoshopped her head onto James Haven's body.
She's put her face on Asian cosmetics. I wouldn't put it past her to have sold her face to this company back in the day when she didn't have Pitt's money and needed to support her smack habit.
I LOVE IT!!! You know Angie will be pissed off to the max because she can't extract any cash for the company using her face.
Hong Kong business doesn't care about copy rights, trade marks or any other such silly ideas.
Submitted by LoLo on July 9, 2008 - 11:20am.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 11:14am.
Eh my vacay is over but im doing dumb shit on the road and i have issues with my technology
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Mouth electric paper to act like flower! No anger times! Or bum will be pierced with pickle face!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Rocket on July 9, 2008 - 8:19am.
What makes this so funny is that I seriously doubt Angie is into serious working out - unless it's humping.
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Like Paris modeling for FILA? I asked, " why, do they make knee pads"?
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
I kind of love how the Asian countries that make this shit don't care about copyrights, trademarks, or using someone's likeness. It allows me to get a bootleg of Iron Man and laugh my ass off at the crappy photoshop jobs done on these products. All these celebs are going to be so pissed when they find out, and I love it.
Submitted by Rocket on July 9, 2008 - 11:19am.
What makes this so funny is that I seriously doubt Angie is into serious working out - unless it's humping.
I personally think she "works out" by running around her house with her hand as a gun, slinking across walls, tuck diving across hallways, all while shouting "POW!" or "BLAM!" as she roundhouse kicks the air.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 11:14am.
Eh my vacay is over but im doing dumb shit on the road and i have issues with my technology
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What makes this so funny is that I seriously doubt Angie is into serious working out - unless it's humping.
@ LCT-
Yes, you're right. She does have good hair. And there is my one nice saying for the day.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
you just know that maddox was behind all of this
i totally agree - i have always thought she was heinous and she has been fake as fuck for the past few years - i want to see the slutty-goth-pepaw-fucking-brother-licking angelina return. show your true colors you dirty ho!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
When St. Angelina's loyal minions get wind of this, the dollar store will sell all 50 of them. Cause, you know, they're supportive like that.
Submitted by LoLo on July 9, 2008 - 11:02am.
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 10:59am.
Hey I have been unable to log into my email over here!
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I was wondering where the hell my Lolo email was. Are you having times of happy on vacation?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 9, 2008 - 10:50am.
@ LCT-
I completely agree! I thought I was the only one who doesn't think she's as beautiful as everyone *SWEARS* she is. It's nice to know I'm not alone.
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I look at her and I cringe. Her teeth stick out like horse's teeth, her lips look like overfilled sausages and ugh, just, ugh. I don't find her attractive AT ALL. She has nice hair now. That's all I can say about her that's nice.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I'm shocked that Angie would allow herself to look like she was having fun
_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 9, 2008 - 10:59am.
Hey I have been unable to log into my email over here!
I wanted to give you lovely ladies a shout out but i could not :(
ONT: I feel like she opens her mouth and her devil babies fly out like a swarm of bees like in that Candy Man movie.
ALSO candy Man must be a ttoal cult classic cause we ALWAYS remember that shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
These look like photoshop jobbies!
I once bought a 99 cent diet book that had Courteney Cox on the cover. If I can find it, I'll scan it.
Submitted by LoLo on July 9, 2008 - 10:53am.
That thing just measures the size of that bitches ass hole!
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And soon-to-be vaghole. Maybe. Oh no wait, she's a celebrity. C-Section it is!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I'm waiting for Tori Spelling's ugly mug to show up on some dollar store shit...like dog food.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I guess if you hula hoop for 8 straight hours, it's bound to do something. Therefore, it's a weight loss hula hoop! Cha-fucking-ching!
Read the fine print:
"Must excercize 8-9 hours strate for best results.
Tank you- MGMT"
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Buy this shit now while it's hot. You know this stuff is going to sell for big moula on ebay.
Plunger lips? Weiner nose? Veiny arms and forehead? What's not to worship? :P
That thing just measures the size of that bitches ass hole!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 9, 2008 - 10:49am.
I smell a lawsuit....I don't think Angie knows this exists....
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Do you really think it'll bother her? My guess is she'll attempt to blow it up into her own line of workout equipment.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
What does this thing do? Does it massage your fat while you hula hoop with that shit? Stupid.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Always Sunny on July 9, 2008 - 10:48am.
I think this proves once and for all that all the jellus h8trs are wrong! Angie does eat, but she uses her hula massager to keep her weist thin!
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'xactly, now where's that psychotarded trange troll to holler an AMEN?
@ LCT-
I completely agree! I thought I was the only one who doesn't think she's as beautiful as everyone *SWEARS* she is. It's nice to know I'm not alone.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
CArrot
She has ALWAYS been a goofy looking bitch!
Listen if you tell people who do nothing but watch TV and read sugar tainted gossip shit all day long over and over again that SHE on SHE SHE SHE over and over and over agins is to be YOUR new idol, certain bitches get all Patty Hearst and start to identify or look up to the shit and stop thinking for themselves.
That that PR machine bull shit we talk about.
Girl how you is? Im all randy and fiesty today being a bitch up on the internets!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
no comment...
I miss the Angelina who would have laughed her pancake man ass off about this and would've hooped away on one after crawling out a limo with a skanky hot Billy Bob.
I smell a lawsuit....I don't think Angie knows this exists....
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
I think this proves once and for all that all the jellus h8trs are wrong! Angie does eat, but she uses her hula massager to keep her weist thin!
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Bonjour, sales putes!
Just like anything else of hers, you know that she secretly ok'd this crap. She'll act like she was unaware, but we all know this bitch will do anything to put her mug out there, including putting it on Dollar Store cock rings.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Now I don't know what the fuck a "weist" is, but I'm sure mine needs to be thinner. That hoop looks more like a cock ring than an exercise device.
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LMAO @ MK!
Hear that? Its the thunder from the mad typing skills of the Brangelina legal team. Hell, I bet Maddox is typing it.
I fully expect a lawsuit on this company now that its on the blogs in 5 4 3 2...
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Dick happens! - MK