Wednesday, July 9th 2008

Les Ballet de Crackhead

It was just another day in the life of our little Crack of Camden yesterday. Wino started out on a high note by visiting the rehab clinic. However, it all went downhill from there. Right after she left the clinic, she dropped into a few pubs for her liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner. The night ended with Wino slapping at her own bodyguard! WTF?! This crackieho doesn't even know who she's bitch slapping anymore.

In addition to crack slapping her own bodyguard, some dude claims Wino punched him in the face three times last weekend. The dude told The Sun, “It really stung. I couldn’t believe it. I hadn’t said anything to her or touched her.” Wino's friend claims someone pinched her ass and that's why she went karazy. Please, nobody pinched her ass! Her ass fleas were just acting up.

The people of Camden need to start wearing helmets wherever they go, just in case they run into Boxing Wino!

Wenn, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Snarkley's picture

Bitch is fucking nasty.

Soy's picture

I'm actually curious as to why she's not dead yet.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

MK? WTF? No ass flea circus? C'mon, mannnnnnn.

I know it's not nice to laugh at drunk/drugged people but...hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Okay, nobody saw that. *looks left and right*

loozer's picture

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** ““““““““““““" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "””””””””””””””” *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now

Miss Priss's picture

Bwahahahahahahahah MK!!! If this were a caption this, you'd totally win it!!

Oui Oui mademoiselle!!!

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I say we get dangerous

She's hitting the guy who's holding the door for her. Bad form and karma.

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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?

Always Sunny's picture

Mon dieu, elle a une grace naturelle! LOL at the ass fleas!

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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?

FritoDorito's picture

She reminds me of this crackie hooker that hangs out at the convenience store right by where I live. The cops are always there trying to get her to leave. You know you've hit the big time when you're on a first name basis with every cop in the city.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Great job keeping tabs on her, Mitch. This bitch obviously wants to live the ridiculous life she's living. She doesn't want to get better. She wants to squander her talents. Meh. Let her.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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kdracofan's picture

she bores me