Les Ballet de Crackhead
It was just another day in the life of our little Crack of Camden yesterday. Wino started out on a high note by visiting the rehab clinic. However, it all went downhill from there. Right after she left the clinic, she dropped into a few pubs for her liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner. The night ended with Wino slapping at her own bodyguard! WTF?! This crackieho doesn't even know who she's bitch slapping anymore.
In addition to crack slapping her own bodyguard, some dude claims Wino punched him in the face three times last weekend. The dude told The Sun, “It really stung. I couldn’t believe it. I hadn’t said anything to her or touched her.” Wino's friend claims someone pinched her ass and that's why she went karazy. Please, nobody pinched her ass! Her ass fleas were just acting up.
The people of Camden need to start wearing helmets wherever they go, just in case they run into Boxing Wino!
Wenn, Splash
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Pepper spray and rolled newspaper for all citizenry of Camden, unite!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
The title of this post alone made me fall over in laughter! LOL!
good god.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 9, 2008 - 11:51am.
Amy--I wrote another song for you...
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Love your songs....they're so poignant!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
Amy likes to lick that little finger with all the sores when she gets lonely for Blake. But licking all those little sores made her think of the larger ones she needed to air out. Oh the life; licking, sucking, then air dry and rinse repeat.
Okay I have been trying to give Amy the benefit of the doubt because I'm no saint, I have been on some pretty heinous binges, and like someone said, she's not hurting people by driving and shit. Now, however, she's stealing on random people and being an all around asshole to the other members of humanity and that's not fair. She just needs to go home and do her crack shimmy there and leave innocents out of it.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
@NovaNightly --
"Everytime a Wino punches someone, a little crack fairy gets its wings."
Well-played.
I'm revising my drop-dead date to August 21.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Amy is practicing the patented "Sock-Monkey Roundhouse Kick to the Snatchel" for her next tour date. Just in case someone tried to touch her again.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Amy--I wrote another song for you...
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
While combing my hair now,
And wondering what dress to wear now,
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, and ever, we never will part
Oh, how I love you
Together, forever, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only mean heartbreak for me.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Everytime a Wino punches someone, a little crack fairy gets its wings.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I love Amy, but bitch is more addicted to attention than crack these days. I bet you, if she werent famous she would have put down her pipe a while back, but because people feed into this image of her she hams it up that much more. I use to think she was so serious and original now she just looks like a joke. At least Britney is mentally impaired, and a child star so of course attention runs in her veins, but Amy has just become famous as an adult so she should know better than to act like a total ass. If she keeps this up people will get tired of her planned antics and move on, they always do.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Damn, Amy. What a shitty arabesque. Straighten that leg, point that toe, and don't lift it as high because you clearly don't have the back flexibility yet. I'm not even going to begin on the arms other than saying LENGTH IS YOUR FRIEND. Adding some turn out wouldn't break my heart, either. Hooch.
It wouldn't shock me if Amy had AIDS.....God knows who she's fucked, who Blaaaaake has fucked, and the amount of drugs they've done? ICK.
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
Hey Spunky! I heard that rumor too. I believe it.
Hehehee Dirk Diggler!
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
Amy thinks she can fly. ~O_O~ strike a pose, where's Madonna???
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She didn't slap her bodyguard. That is a pap opening the door for her, you can see the camera in his hand. Those guys will say anything to get a reaction.
Unlike Britney, I can't wait for this bitch to cack
I hate to be mean, wait..scratch that.
How is this bitch STILL alive?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on July 9, 2008 - 10:27am.
Look, it's the fucking NutCRACKer!
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
She is the gift that keeps on giving....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Look, it's the fucking NutCRACKer!
Do the dying swan, Crackhouse. Like NOW. You already missed my deadline for kicking it, so please hurry up and OD yourself out of existence.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Wino's friend claims someone pinched her ass and that's why she went karazy. Please, nobody pinched her ass! Her ass fleas were just acting up.
And that bit of hilarity, for example, is why we luvs ya, MK.
Someone just slap this crackie ho, dammit. Just because. It won't make any difference, but she's got it coming what with her random violence and what-not inflicting-ass self.
Amy Winebottle is begining to remind me a lot of Britney Spears. A has-been who was once a popular singer, now making her living running around town and posing for the paps.
Okie,
I would be HELLA productive if it wasn't for Dlisted. =)
Kool-Aid addict,
Ah, a fellow Bale-head!! Fabulous!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I wonder if she let any crack queefs fly out towards the paparazzi?!
www.myspace.com/triston
There are terminally ill people all over the planet that are struggling and tortured because they are going to leave behind their loved ones and this bitch still is walking the street. She has no concern for her own life or for anyone elses.
Her and Blake incarcerated really need to form a suicide pact and take that final leap into the vast beyond.
Gawd damn! I can't strike a ballet pose like that even when I'm sober! Speaking of...brb...gotta put more vodka in the coffee.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
@Putsomstankonit--
Exactly my thoughts! Let her destroy her life, why should her fans care more than she does? It's not even sad/pitiful anymore but disgusting
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Oohh, sexy Okie.
I will not, can not, bash wino, but looking at the pics make me miss my local.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
*nibbles pouty lips* bite Bite. hahaha, Clarisse! I miss play time.. *sad*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
So this would be her Bowling Alley Crackhead hooker ensemble?
Some one call the Russian ballet, we have a new Prima Ballerina......
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Okie,
Screw your boss! Stay and play!
*pouty lips*
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 9:51am.
Note to self: Self, do not ever hold the door open for Wino.
Bitch please. I have a ton of things i'd like to say about this cunt, but biding the threefold law, i'm not putting it out there.
I'll hold the 'floor' open though...could prove to be entertaining and I'll keep lot's of "Barbarella" pillows around to cushion the fall to hell.
Seriously, why does anyone still care about her?
She loves self destruction, so let her self destruct.
*throws quarter on ground*
*bends over & picks it up Sloooowly*
Hows that EEG.. better?? pretty please??
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
i dont know why people keep trying to make a star out of this crackhead.
stop taking her picture. she's just proved that she was always marginally talented anyway and im tired of her on stage crack shake. she is a hot mess all around ugh.
In all fairness, I'd be punching randoms and acting crazy too if I knew I was most likely dying from teh AIDS
it takes more than smiling nice oklahoma.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Also,, Hi Clarisse.. I love you!!! I'm doing Taxes right now for the Bossy.. Can't stay! *kisses for you*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
i like the 9th pic.. best ive seen her look, well, ever..
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www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
that may be a sobriety test thing she's doing...? who knows anymore.
i was a big fan of hers, but she's just about worn me out.
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when a girl's an empty kettle, she should be on her mettle
and yet i'm torn apart
just because i'm presumin' that i could be *kinda* human
if i only had a heart
Hey.. If you guys see Xxyxz on here later.. Will you ask her to email me if she can, Please. *smiles real nice like*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Note to self: Self, do not ever hold the door open for Wino.
Bitch please. I have a ton of things i'd like to say about this cunt, but biding the threefold law, i'm not putting it out there.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
f*%#(@ng nutcracker!
Wino's body guard lol:
http://WinosBodyguard.justgotowned.com
lol that's what life is like for him everyday.
Seriously, what was she doing in that picture?
At least now we know why she has those enormous carbuncles on her knuckles--- from punching everyone in the head. And here I thought they were from constantly shoving her fingers down her throat.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
God I hate bitches like this. So fucked up they think they can do whatever they want, get in whoever's face they want, flip the fuck out 'cause someone bumped into them, etc. If I found Amy Winehouse dying of alcohol poisoning in the street I'd piss all over her and set her on fire.
OK maybe not but I'm not particularly thrilled about her. I might leave it to someone else to call 911.