Someone Got A New Weave.....
Breaking news! The polyester weave looks freshly brushed and dirt-free! Don't get too comfortable with Brit Brit's new tamed possum's nest. I'm sure it's already knotted up with Cheetos stuck in it and shit.
Brit Brit left a salon in Beverly Hills yesterday looking pretty clean. Hazmat does really good work! You know it takes like 5 bitches to do her weave. One bitch to hold her down, one to brush her weave down with a garden rake, one to pop Rollitos in her mouth every 5 seconds, one to give oxygen to the bitches working on her and one to play "Itsy Bitsy Spider" with her.
Whenever she smiles, I always imagine the sound "durrrr" playing in her head over and over again. Aww...she actually doesn't look like she's just crawled out from the bayou. Hopefully, she can keep it up by washing regularly and taking a hot comb to that yarn mop every now and again.
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You know what? That weave looks pretty damned good! Seriously. It actually looks natural--almost.
On the other hand, I want to pop her perpetual pimple that shows up in every recent photo. How long has that pustulely thing been lingering on her face? I'm obsessed with her damned pimple. I've gone full OCD over this stupid, puss-filled thing.
She's just a fucking hick. She blew her cover, and there's not turning back.
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No shite! Remember her 2000 VMA performance...now look at it. tsk...tsk...tsk...
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
For some reason when I saw Brit, I said, Oh thank god, finally. I had no idea I felt so strongly about her weave. She looks a helluva lot better.
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
How is this any different from how she looked when she went to the last custody hearing? I just looks like someone ironed that shit out.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 9, 2008 - 7:09am.
What do these Hollywood skanks have against growing their own hair?
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I know!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
she looks cute. I saw her profile on... hauhauhauhau just kidding.
i wish she would let her natural hair breath without those extentions. *sigh*
**whatever**
What do these Hollywood skanks have against growing their own hair?
she looks clean, yes, but the weave is BUSTED.....
Wow! her bum looks gigantic in that first pic:O
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
Wow. She looks... clean. Kinda like Pigpen in the old Peanuts cartoons. Remember how he'd be all clean for like three seconds and then the dust cloud and fleas would be surrounding him immediately?
Every time I see Britney Spears I am amazed at how different she used to be.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Ugh, not two posts in a row, MK.