Someone Got A New Weave.....
Breaking news! The polyester weave looks freshly brushed and dirt-free! Don't get too comfortable with Brit Brit's new tamed possum's nest. I'm sure it's already knotted up with Cheetos stuck in it and shit.
Brit Brit left a salon in Beverly Hills yesterday looking pretty clean. Hazmat does really good work! You know it takes like 5 bitches to do her weave. One bitch to hold her down, one to brush her weave down with a garden rake, one to pop Rollitos in her mouth every 5 seconds, one to give oxygen to the bitches working on her and one to play "Itsy Bitsy Spider" with her.
Whenever she smiles, I always imagine the sound "durrrr" playing in her head over and over again. Aww...she actually doesn't look like she's just crawled out from the bayou. Hopefully, she can keep it up by washing regularly and taking a hot comb to that yarn mop every now and again.
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This vast improvement of weave and makeup not only means that she didn't give a fuck the past year and a half...
It also means that Madonna wasn't going to allow her to shoot any footage with her this week looking like a two cent coon skank.
And no matter how you slice the SPAM, Britney is just trailer trash that got a break!
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Did she steal thoses glasses from a assisted living home? seriouly those are the glasses the Golden Girls wore. What is this hillbilly still doing in Hollywood? Get your rural coutry ass away from the spotlight. She's never been pretty. Her sleazy men fans who fantasized about a teen britney in school uniform have moved on a long time ago.
Submitted by The Bitch on July 9, 2008 - 9:56am.
Shitney's preparing for the Madonna video.
Madonna I hate you for this!!!
Huh?? I thought even Madonna hated her now.
Shitney's preparing for the Madonna video.
Madonna I hate you for this!!!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 9, 2008 - 9:32am.
meaty arms! meaty legs!
bitch is a walking barbeque!
CTH, you're making me hungry again, dad-gummit!
Okay, for serious? WTF is going on with Brit's bootie in the first thumbnail? That HAS to be some purposeful joke. I mean, NO WAY. lmao
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 7:50am.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 2:43pm.
OOh. I don't get Bravo. Hair make over shows are only good if bitches cry. I hate the women who get TERRIBLE make overs and yet still say "OMG! It looks great!"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
She should try going without extentions and give her hair a break. She's probably look cute in short hair.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 2:43pm.
OOh. I don't get Bravo. Hair make over shows are only good if bitches cry. I hate the women who get TERRIBLE make overs and yet still say "OMG! It looks great!"
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by chefcammi on July 9, 2008 - 9:36am.
@ CTH
BEST BBQ SAUCE EVA: Sweet Baby Rays Original
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OMG. Totally!!!
Loves Sweet baby rays.
Mmmmmmm. Famous Dave's...ribs...
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I say we get dangerous
Loric
Patrick Star
" who turned the on the heavy?"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Does not matter what she looks like people, the fact remains she's always gonna be a few Legos short of a castle.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
And yet, the acne remains.
britney was never "hot". She was 19. Most girls are "hot" at 19. As soon as she had a baby she lost the little bit of cute that she had.
You can tell by the pictures that she is loving her new hair weave and thinks she's hot.
admittedly, she does look much much better.
Submitted by loric on July 9, 2008 - 5:42am.
Actually, I always imagine the voice inside her head sounding like Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants.
Oh man! You just NAILED it!!!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 8:39am.
Omg. It's a reality show on Bravo about hairstyling. It's on tonight at 9pm Eastern time! Last week the cut the hair of the Real Housewives of Orange County. No one cried. It was disappointing.
Actually, I always imagine the voice inside her head sounding like Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants.
Don't be fooled-as soon as Daddy isn't babysitting her anymore, she'll be back to flashing the pie goods and pink wig. This 'sane' stage will pass.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by chefcammi on July 9, 2008 - 8:36am.
@ CTH
BEST BBQ SAUCE EVA: Sweet Baby Rays Original
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Mmmm...I loves me some Sweet Baby Ray's...and Shitney's left thigh is looking extra scrumptious this morning.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 2:34pm.
he sounds perfect for Unfitney. What is 'Shear Genius'? never heard of it.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
I think they let britney choose what hair she wants woven in with her own. so she picks what she thinks is prettiest, but she doesn't know how well it will or won't hold up.
I think she used to have her hair done by pros so often it didn't matter if she didn't take care of her weave.
Submitted by Always Sunny on July 9, 2008 - 9:13am.
Mrs. Lift fucking OWNS!!!!!!!
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
-Rolling Stone
■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 7:35am.
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I had the biggest girl crush on her when she was hot. Now I've moved on to Marisa Miller
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
You cannot see her hands. I wonder if they were able to get the Cheeto and Dorito stains off?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Can she just not wear a wig? Like bitch we know you have no hair....A wig would be better than this :S
@ CTH
BEST BBQ SAUCE EVA: Sweet Baby Rays Original
Wait a minute, barbeque, britney. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do.
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Submitted by missy on July 9, 2008 - 2:26pm.
THIS AINT MY SHITTERS!! BRING BACK THE PINK WIG! BREAK OUT THE SHAVER!! SOMEBODY GIVE THAT WOMAN AN UMBRELLA AND A FRAPP!!
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What with a the postive comments flooding in about JL & Maddie (Unfitney fans are scary) the old, crazy Unfitney will be back in 10...9...8...
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Frito,
She WAS hot! I don't get people that have the "hot" potential but choose to look like crap!
Ah well. At this point, i'm just glad daddy Spears stepped in and made her start wearing underwear.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Did she just get her teeth cleaned or something? She's making those funny faces again. Pic number 4 on the top, and the last pic, are hilarious!
Any day that Brit’s wearing a bra and her snatchel area is covered up is a good day.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Just punch this pig in the face and call it a day. fuck!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 8:25am.
Ewww! Of course! Barf. Kim Vo creeps me the fuck out. And I'm totally traumatized he's a judge on Shear Genius this season. That "man's" mug has no being on TV (or anywhere in public, really). He's just so icky.
short hair is hot.. i dont get why she cant rock her natural hair?
so what if it accentuates (sp?) her googly eyes....
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meaty arms! meaty legs!
bitch is a walking barbeque!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
She looks sorta cute but GOD DAMN! That's a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE butt she is carrying around.
ps: I have the same sunglasses (minus the gold-side-detail)
Pinky Tuscadero with a bulbous ass...
Someone combed it with a garden rake...while someone played itsy bitsy spider with her.
AHAHAHA!! That's effing hilarious.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by najeeba on July 9, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Leave her alone!
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Only when she jumps 100ft off a building.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
What I don't understand is why she doesn't have enough of her own hair to go without a weave. It's been, what, a year and a half since she shaved her head? No matter how slowly her hair grows it should be long enough that she could do something decent with it.
THIS AINT MY SHITTERS!! BRING BACK THE PINK WIG! BREAK OUT THE SHAVER!! SOMEBODY GIVE THAT WOMAN AN UMBRELLA AND A FRAPP!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Leave her alone!
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Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Who is doing this to her, and why?!
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Unfitney gets her done by Kim Vo. She deserves it?
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
That weave is sooo wack. Clean and all and new...still looks like shit
She's just so unappealing to me
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I say we get dangerous
I just don't understand why it's so hard for her to get a decent weave. I mean, it's not like she does them herself! Who is doing this to her, and why?!
Poor Britney. She is one of those people whose looks peak very early. She will never get back to the glory days - which is fine, as long as she like, figures out what to do with herself. It seems like she's finally on the right track, so I'm not gonna knock her. Jamie Lynn is the new Spears punching bag! Yessss!
Durrrrrrrr
I makes da purpul drank fo Maddies!!
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I say we get dangerous
Dea on July 9, 2008 - 9:11am.
"she looks cute. I saw her profile on... hauhauhauhau just kidding"
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LMAO
good one!
Looks like she glued a bunch of barbie or my lil pony hair to her head :S
I guess the rumors about her & Adshit are true, she's trying look good for him. How sweet.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 7:14am.
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BItch was HOT back then. Now it's like what the fuck happened. A while back I heard some guy on ESPN radio or some shit say that Britney is like that really hot cheerleader in highschool that ends up shitting out a buncha brats, living in a trailer, gaining 200 pounds and losing all her damn teeth.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
It's looking a bit mullet-like in that first thumbnail -- and then there's her bubble butt in that unfortunate shot.
Epic Fail.
yup, pretty much sums it up.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Holy crap, I was gonna say, Wow, then I clicked on the thumbnails.
That is one big butt and the zits at the corner of her mouth are back.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
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