Someone Got A New Weave.....
Breaking news! The polyester weave looks freshly brushed and dirt-free! Don't get too comfortable with Brit Brit's new tamed possum's nest. I'm sure it's already knotted up with Cheetos stuck in it and shit.
Brit Brit left a salon in Beverly Hills yesterday looking pretty clean. Hazmat does really good work! You know it takes like 5 bitches to do her weave. One bitch to hold her down, one to brush her weave down with a garden rake, one to pop Rollitos in her mouth every 5 seconds, one to give oxygen to the bitches working on her and one to play "Itsy Bitsy Spider" with her.
Whenever she smiles, I always imagine the sound "durrrr" playing in her head over and over again. Aww...she actually doesn't look like she's just crawled out from the bayou. Hopefully, she can keep it up by washing regularly and taking a hot comb to that yarn mop every now and again.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Still fug.
And she looks so much better when she has shorter hair. A chin length bob would look so much better on her.
That's some big ass girlfriend's dragging around
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WTF, hasn't her hair grown out enough to wear a short do by now? Does meth cause stunted growth too?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 3:14pm.
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I need you to get a new avie stat so I can try to quote the scene it's from! (I know, I'm geeking out right now)
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Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on July 9, 2008 - 3:11pm.
They wanna be us!
My hair could be 6 months old, nappy as crap and stilleveryday some white chick comes up to me...oooh your hairs so gorgeous..I want mine to look like that.
Beezy please.
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LMAO Pinkdoodoo. I had this blonde Pam Anderson looking chick come into my job and ask me who did my braids and if she could have the number once, I was ROFL
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
It still looks bad. Brit need a black woman to do her weave. She could teach her a thing or two about how to blend the hair with her natural, so you wont see where her hair ends or the weave begins.
I remember back in the day when non-blacks didnt wear weaves or get tracks put in. Now I couldnt believe it when I saw a girl getting some tracks put in in the mall. In the middle of the fucking mall!
My, how times have changed
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That mop will look like road kill in about 3 weeks. Hide your clippers.
I just fail (as usual) to understand why someone can have a billion dollars (in food stamps) and still end up resembling a box of hot rocks.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 9, 2008 - 12:43pm.
I can see her natural hairline. Why doesn't she just wear her regular hair? It's not like she's doing anything special.
She looks like a goofy bastard.
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I knew after 103 comments I couldn't possibly be saying anything new but it's just bizarre that what I was going to say was right on the top.
O yeah - and this:
Maybe her hair's better but that's it, really.
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I can see her natural hairline. Why doesn't she just wear her regular hair? It's not like she's doing anything special.
She looks like a goofy bastard.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Wow I can see the crazy through the sunglasses. That's some scrong crazy right there.
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HA! You are so funny sometimes.
You would be the one to know crazy when you see it since youve become so aqcuinted(sp-u no i caint spall) with it lately!
OnT: Dont knock weaves....theyve benn a life saver for me!
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inside and out baby......inside and out!
I don't admire Britney in any way, but come one, guys.
She's on psych meds and they make you gain weight.
What's so great about this weave? It looks like dollar store polyester Barbie hair. From the back, it looks utterly plastic.
Wow I can see the crazy through the sunglasses. That's some scrong crazy right there.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
I'm shocked! She must have finally evicted the family of rats living in that head-nest of hers.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
All the money and wigs in the world can't change the fact that her face looks horrendous, even in sunglasses.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Unfitney has always been swayed by the press. She believed her own hype & now she's paying the price.
The sooner the better.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
...and it doesn't really help. She is still a greasy, leathery redneck sow.
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Submitted by Youri on July 9, 2008 - 10:23am.
Isn't Madonna doing a video with her. I bet that's why she got the new weave. Vadge told her too.
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If she is it's not now, because Madonna's in NYC rehearsing for her concerts. She'll most likely be there until her Meadowlands shows are over. That's not til next month.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Comeback after comeback after shitty comeback, America is sick to death of Trashney Spears. Making a fool of herself is her only remaining talent, but her "handlers" and promoters don't seem to realize this.
You know they are going to photoshop that video to death to make her look good. It will be interesting to see how skinny she looks in the video.
This is the best she has looked in years. And its not that good. Ugh the back of that yarn is still all nappy.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Why is the hair so straight up and down? It needs layers, or shorter in the front, wispy, that whole thing. This is just god awful hippie hair. Never looks good on anyone. And the color---yikes!
Isn't Madonna doing a video with her. I bet that's why she got the new weave. Vadge told her too.
any decent look she might have is ruined by those god-awful flipflops and an ill-fitting frock. and can't she afford proactiv?
that weave looks DRY, and it is too yellow. Her hairstylist is worse than Ken Paves!
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
Submitted by Briann on July 9, 2008 - 10:36am.
MK - I love you but give Britney a rest. for the sake of those two babies, she NEEDS to get better and I think all media need to get behind her. not for her sake or because she deserves it but for the sadness and tragedy that will befall those two children. peace out
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Who are you kidding? This self centered veneral disease would up and die if the media left her alone. If she wanted to work on her mental health she would keep her fat ass home. If my kids were taken away from me, I would be sitting outside my ex's house everyday hoping to see them, nevermind frolicking in the surf with Mel Gibson.
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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 10:34am.
The abysmal truth is, nobody cares about Britney, not even Britney and that, my fellow posters, is just heart-wrenchingly SAD. Her parents are pond scum and her fans are fickle. She's lost and I feel compassion for that. There is nothing worse than feeling utterly alone. -And, buying friends becomes pretty empty too.
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Hey .! I couldn't agree with you more. I blame her whore mother. If your own mother doesn't protect you, who the fuck will?
DreamyAguileraEyes:
If the media is swaying Britney's ignunt ass bobblehead one way OR the other, it is proof positive that she isn't strong enough to be where she is.
But fret not, the woods will welcome her back with open arms.
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why should the media get behind someone who so clearly is an unfit mother? Until someone in her camp releases actual documents that she has some sort of mental disorder, she's nothing more than a selfish junkie cunt who clung to her drink, but nearly dropped her son.
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Ok. This cleanup job means nothing. Brit is so micro-managed on a leash that she is one cancelled conservatorship away from totally losing it.
Pass the popcorn, please.
Submitted by Briann on July 9, 2008 - 3:36pm.
MK - I love you but give Britney a rest. for the sake of those two babies, she NEEDS to get better and I think all media need to get behind her.
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For teh sake of her sons, she NEEDS to kept AWAY from them.
There is no "getting better" for this tramp, there is only death.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Briann on July 9, 2008 - 9:36am.
Well, given the size of that ass, all the media could certainly fit behind her!
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MK - I love you but give Britney a rest. for the sake of those two babies, she NEEDS to get better and I think all media need to get behind her. not for her sake or because she deserves it but for the sadness and tragedy that will befall those two children. peace out
Submitted by mina on July 9, 2008 - 10:25am.
That's a bad weave job!
Compared to her previous weave jobs, believe me, this is a vast improvement.
((AUNT BEA))), hey, precious.
Yeah, you'd think with all her moula she [Britney] could afford a good hair stylist? Wouldn't you WANT to do your best job for someone so famous in the hopes that you might possibly get a lil' cred?
The abysmal truth is, nobody cares about Britney, not even Britney and that, my fellow posters, is just heart-wrenchingly SAD. Her parents are pond scum and her fans are fickle. She's lost and I feel compassion for that. There is nothing worse than feeling utterly alone. -And, buying friends becomes pretty empty too.
Just my two cents (no tax).
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 10:06am.
The chin acne, sausage arms, and bloated belly are beyond sexy.
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Why can't this stankin' whore find a good hairdresser?
That's a bad weave job!
She actually looks good there. I wish she would get her act together.
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Submitted by Always Sunny on July 9, 2008 - 9:13am.
Mrs. Lift fucking OWNS!!!!!!!
I know!!! She scares me so much, but I still love her. Must be a respect through fear thing.
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
Seriously, that's Donatella Versace. Shitney looks decades older than her actual age.
Karma = Bitch
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I'm bored of normal Brit. Daddy Spears needs to get a real job again so she can bring on the crazy.
She actually looks good in these pics. I wonder what the fuck she looks like this morning. She probably needs some of my Ativan.
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Honey you can staple on a new weave, hose her off and she still is the most disgusting, pig ass mofo she's been as of the past couple of years.
You can blame KFed, her publicists, the media, your two panty granny for all I care, the hwore is pile of stale, moist cheeto regurgitation and curdles frapp froth.
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FTLOG!...Stop writing about this ho'.
i like her glasses... they hide her guppy eyes.
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The chin acne, sausage arms, and bloated belly are beyond sexy.
britney looks healthy and happy. go brit!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 9, 2008 - 10:18am.
I love Patrick Star. And even though I loathe this piece of skank trash, I still imagine his voice (and his way of thinking) in her head.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.