17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby
What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, "That bitch looks old."
Baby Maddie looks like.......a baby.
Jamie Lynn also did some long ass boring interview with OK! Click here to read that boring shit, but here's a quote:
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
She's totally giving her Purple DRANK, isn't she? I need to hit up Brit Brit for that recipe.
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I dont kow how young girls do it (other than have their caregivers raise their child) but I'm married and having young kids is stressful on me, my husband and our marriage. I dont understand the want to have a child (ETA) at a young age and if not a WANT than a NEED to protect thyself when bumping uglies! Maybe if we erased the term "baby" and replaced it with squid or steamy, then maybe the appeal of saying "I want to have a baby" would lose it's, well, appeal!
forgive me- only had a SIP of my coffee!!!
ps: I BLAME IT ON THE MILK CHILDREN CONSUME!!!
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Nanoop - I meant sad for her. I hate to say "good ole days" being that I am only 30 but I remember a gf of mine being one of those women who tragically killed her infant after having him by putting him a duffle bag. Sex didn't seem like much fun after all that.
I agree with Uvula. Not that she should be persecuted and shunned, but...
It's not a MORAL issue for me. It's purely practical.
MK you are DEAD ON about the Piggly Wiggly cashier bit. I agree with all those who say that this is a shitty way to deter teen pregnancy. Bad move.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by ricki lake on July 9, 2008 - 7:46am.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 9, 2008 - 7:47am.
There's a porn commercial? Do different people see different ads?
I love routines.
Ah, that explains how you got pregnant then doesn't it. It was part fo your daily routine to screw the Nick exec.
P.S - I don't see "daddy" Casey in Maddie.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
At this moment how many air headed teenage girls are thinking Well if Jamie Lynn says it's great being a teen mom I'm gonna go and try to get knocked up tonight.
Jamie Lynn is going to be to having babies what Paris Hilton is to taking care of her pets.
*shudders*
Did she go GREY?
Baby? Meh. Cute little Sumo.
DID SHE GO GREY?
Seriously. WTF?
Damn she looks bad and OLD and what is with that hair? It looks like its turned gray. She seems to have a little of the crazy in her eyes like her sister too.
OK, OK can we get the porn commercial outta here MK???? You are making it so I cannot look at Dlisted at work.
she looks like shes 65!!!
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That is utter bullshit. They're making motherhood at 17 look like not only an acceptable thing, but a good thing.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 9, 2008 - 4:43am.
Jesus, I was a virgin at 17. Sad.
Au contraire, 2 Drink!!! (sorry, my French is probably TOTALLY wrong but I don't know how to spell it!)
You were better off that way than with a little dependent at that age.
Ok, I'm generally from the school of thought that teenage hos who get themselves knocked up basically need to deal or not be so stupid (I've known more than a couple that bitched and moaned about condoms and birth control until suddenly, OOPS!), but it seems really irresponsible for People to plaster a picture of this particular teenage ho with the headline "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!" Ignoring the fact that Jamie Lynn will obviously have way more help than the majority of teenage mothers, she shat out that kid like, 2 days ago!!! What the FUCK does this little bitch know about being a "mom" other than being an incubator for 9 months?! Let's see how wonderful the feeling is when you're up at 3am rocking a sick baby for 2 hours. Oh right, she won't be doing that. I forgot. "Playing with babies like they're dollies is fun and the best feeling in the world!"
Submitted by Stay-lo on July 9, 2008 - 8:43am.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 9, 2008 - 8:38am.
I totally agree its like she's saying to all the teens that you to watch her on that show come on have a baby its fun it doesnt suck at all being a teenage parent.
It may not suck for this bitch because she's got some money in the bank. But for other teen moms out there it does suck. Why are they making this look fun?
Sayonara - I agree...full of crap. No offense to moms out there but I am having a hell of a time with a puppy and a cat. God bless ya, cause I don't think I could hack it in mommy world.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 9, 2008 - 7:42am.
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I had no idea Cheeto Taint was catching. You learn something new every day!
Re: the teen pregnancy thing. I get that shit happens, I do. But I'm not entirely sure that I'm loving society's acceptance (and in this case, rewarding) of something that shouldn't be glamorized in any way, shape or form. JL is NOT the norm for teenagers- she has her own money and means to care for her baby (the maturity to do so remains to be seen). Most girls don't and I think it's horribly irresponsible to put her up on a pedestal.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
The only lie she forgot to spew was "My life is perfect" with all that other b-s she is going on about. What a phony.
She wants the world to think she is a perfect mom, with a perfect baby, and that everything is, well.... perfect.
What a farce. Just be honest. Being a 17 year old mom SUCKS. We already know the truth.
Britney's hand-me-down weave.
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Submitted by NaNoop on July 9, 2008 - 8:38am.
I totally agree its like she's saying to all the teens that you to watch her on that show come on have a baby its fun it doesnt suck at all being a teenage parent.
Jesus, I was a virgin at 17. Sad.
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
Who wrote that for her? I don't know of one teenage mom that claims everything is A-okay. I don't buy it! I will say that if she is happy with being away from Hollywood and living with the boyfriend, then that is great for her. I still think she is lying.
ISMU, I think it's actually a wig from the now discontinued Eva Gabor line!
Love how they carefully placed her left hand, so as not to display the lack of a shotgun wedding ring. (And I think there's probably some Cheeto staining on her right fingertips...)
I believe that color is "I Stuck My Head in a Sink Full of Dishwater" by Clairol.
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Selling out your baby is the new black. And oh so fucking classy.
Damn, that was quick!
wow! 17 year old memaw is right. Dang, that hair got fried within an inch of it's life! I got 3 words for her- STOP, DROP, & ROLL!!!!!
Seriously, though- there just should NOT be any glamourizing of a kid having a kid going on. I guess to hope for better from the Spears kin is lame, but still, I'm just sayin'.
"What end does ah puts the purple drank in, y'all?"
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
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"Being a mom is the best feeling in the world!"
Way to glamorize teen pregnancy, you redneck skank.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Maddie totally looks like she's about to be fitted for a straight jacket.
Poor thing. *sigh*
Is that wig from the Loni Anderson collection? Morgan Fairchild? Heather Locklear? I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!