17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby
What in frosted ass hell is going on here?! Is that Jamie Lynn Spears or one of the long-lost Mandrell sisters?! Shit, I know they probably wanted to make her look like a mature, responsible parent, but bitch looks like a gum-chewing, middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy. Even Ali Lohan is saying, "That bitch looks old."
Baby Maddie looks like.......a baby.
Jamie Lynn also did some long ass boring interview with OK! Click here to read that boring shit, but here's a quote:
"We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I've worked one out with her, and we're happy going about our little life. She'll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I'll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There's no screaming and crying."
She's totally giving her Purple DRANK, isn't she? I need to hit up Brit Brit for that recipe.
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hey she has silver cobwebs in her hair!
verrrryyy fashion forward I must say
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Fucking yuck-a-roo...Exploiting teenage motherhood much?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 9, 2008 - 12:10pm.
You kidding? I own it. lol
((huggles DAE)) Psst *shh* I promise not to use the "shit" word for the rest of the day.
Viva, if men [boys] were made more accountable this world would be a much better place. Males don't have to push a baby out of an orifice nor do they have to stretch their bodies to capacity in order to provide a growing place for said fetus, and they don't have to feed their child via their own mammary glands which hurts like HELL until your nips toughen up.
Does teen pregnancy happen? Yes. Should it be displayed as some sort of cutesy wootsey thing? NO.
This stupid little bitch, her retarded family and the tabloids all need sterilization koolaide.
My 12 year old niece now thinks it's cool to get knocked up.
Bastards.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
the baby looks like one of those rubber lifelike newborn dolls you see for sale in the Enquirer or Star (not that I read those or antyhing..lol)
"Baby Belinda looks so real you'd swear she was breathing"
It's creepy
Her life as a teen mother, hahahaha. She has a house (prob paid in cash for it) owns a car or two (prob paid cash for it) doesn't have to worry about a babysitter, can go back to school, if she never gets child support payment on time, no biggie...
Totally reflective of all teen mothers in the world.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 9:15am.
my mom went through it, and she had her own apartment and was on the pill at 17 when she got preggers. The shit she had to go through when half the girls she knew were pregnant always seemed so hypocritical because instead of focusing on how to help kids NOT get pregnant, it seems like society almost relished the idea of having a new pariah.
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Don't you know? Girls who use birth control are SLUTS because they are planning to have sex. Girls who don't use birth control, girls who "happen" to get pregnant, they are the "good girls."
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 9, 2008 - 9:10am.
LOVE THAT MOVIE! I don't know how that one flew under the radar but it is hilarious!
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dot - hell yeah sista! When are the boys who can't keep their dingalings under wraps going to be held accountable?
I guess I am a little sensitive on the issue because my mom went through it, and she had her own apartment and was on the pill at 17 when she got preggers. The shit she had to go through when half the girls she knew were pregnant always seemed so hypocritical because instead of focusing on how to help kids NOT get pregnant, it seems like society almost relished the idea of having a new pariah. That's why I said this particular story is bullshit and extremely harmful, but if it were an honest look inside something that happens everyday and is either pushed under the rug or completely glossed over and sugar coated, maybe girls wouldn't have this sensationalized idea of what being a teen mom means.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 10:48am.
lmao dot! I think the most appropriate word on that list is "Turds"
I was reading through everyone's points about glamorizing teen preggos... Unfortunately, teen pregnancy happens every day, my mom had my bro at 17, the shit happens, so for those that are acting like shame and horror should be leaped upon her head, calm down, this is the real world we are talking about, and worse things can happen to a girl. Those attitudes are what makes scared little girls throw their babies in the dumpster rather than deal with the shame and scorn of being an unwed mother.
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Viva, it's not she should experience anything horrific because she's a teen mother, but she also shouldn't be flaunting her baby in the media because it sends the entirely wrong message. She should possess a certain level of shame because, after all, the girl should've been concentrating on high school and/or her career instead of opening her juvenile little legs. Yeah, teen pregnancy occurs quite often, but we should not be congratulating these kids for a job well done after the fact...and that's exactly what the media is doing with Jamie Lynn.
You mentioned little girls throwing their babies in dumpsters because they're too afraid to face reality? It made me think of the law that was recently passed around here that teens who give birth can hand the baby over to authorities without the parents having to know anything about it. Even after that new clause came into effect, I still remember reading about young girls around here killing their newborns by stuffing them in garbage cans and dumpsters. There are just always going to be certain people out there who have absolutely no regard for human life--not even their own.
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LOL at the Casey/Jordan Bratman comparison. Two BIG differences between Christina and Jordan and Jamie Lynn and Casey-Christina and Jordan are grown-up people and they are married. Jamie Lynn and Casey are KIDS, and while they are "engaged", I wonder if a marriage will truly happen. Or did Casey just pop the question to get Papa Spears to put the shotgun away?
At any rate, I don't think she should be on the cover of any magazine. Not to judge anyone who had a child young or out of wedlock. But many people who have been in those positions will testify that it's not easy-definitely no "little" walk in the park.
Hopefully, though, parents of Jamie Lynn's younger fans can use this as a conversation starter. They can discuss how the media distorts things (the gray hair and hiding wedding ringless finger, picture when baby is *sleeping*) to make them look better, and how someone of Jamie Lynn's means will have a much easier time of "parenting" than the average teenager.
Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 9:03am.
Truth is?
A LOT OF STUPID PEOPLE are BREEDING.
I'm scared.
*whimper*
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If you haven't seen it already, rent Idiocracy
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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 5:03pm.
EDIT: Did I use the word "SHIT" enough? lol
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 11:48am.
You have a point and boys never pay as harshly as girls pay for teen pregnancy (if they decide to go through with it). When will we see the "BOYS" who impregnate young girls plastered on magazines? When will this all come full circle where the boys are on magazine covers all "thumbs up" and proud that their sperm made an accident? Yeah. NEVER. Ain't gonna happen.
Yes, this stuff happens but why glam it? Shit also happens but I don't want to see anyone's gold-plated turd on a magazine cover in the near future either.
You have to remember, this shit gets displayed on magazine racks where you bring your groceries up to the till, so basically, you CAN'T avoid this shit and sorry but young people are gullible and easily sucked into this type of shit. I grew up fast so I was smarter than the average sasquatch so obviously I'd have never gotten sucked into this stupid tripe.
Truth is?
A LOT OF STUPID PEOPLE are BREEDING.
I'm scared.
*whimper*
EDIT: Did I use the word "SHIT" enough? lol
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 4:43pm.
She didnt ask to be in this position, shit happens.
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Don't be so fucking thick. If she had kept her legs CLOSED, she wouldn't have a BABY. Simple. The hoe thought it was OK to sex at 16, WITHOUT being on the pill, WITHOUT using a condom, WITHOUT using any thing. So yes, she DID ask for it.
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she made a mistake but she does not seem like a fuckin idiot.
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She a idiot for getting pregnant at 16! She's a SPEARS. They ALL have ZERO commen sense, ZERO brain cells & and they ALL shouldn't be parents.
Where is CPS? They need to step in NOW before she has a chance to copy Unfitney any more.
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is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 10:43am.
She didnt ask to be in this position, shit happens.
Interesting choice of words. Because I'm sure she probably WAS asking for her boyfriend's unwrapped cock while in the doggie-style position.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
OMG! That was the first thought that came to my mind - the frosted hair. I love when my thoughts match MK's.
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Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on July 9, 2008 - 8:45am.
Cool blog, JGG!
Good luck with it.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
lmao dot! I think the most appropriate word on that list is "Turds"
I was reading through everyone's points about glamorizing teen preggos... Unfortunately, teen pregnancy happens every day, my mom had my bro at 17, the shit happens, so for those that are acting like shame and horror should be leaped upon her head, calm down, this is the real world we are talking about, and worse things can happen to a girl. Those attitudes are what makes scared little girls throw their babies in the dumpster rather than deal with the shame and scorn of being an unwed mother.
As far as this story is concerned, if she would have been honest about what it is like to be a teen mom, the good and the bad, then it would actually have been a helpful article about being smart enough not to get into the situation, but if you find yourself there, being responsible enough to deal with it. This is just stupid PR fluff.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 10:43am.
She didnt ask to be in this position, shit happens.
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She obviously also did not ask about birth control. Mistakes and twists of fate are two completely different things.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 11:43am.
christ, could you be any stupider?
Um wow, while I know that Michael K probably doesn't read my site, I used that "Piggly Wiggly cashier named Candy chewing gum" joke on my site yesterday, almost verbatim.
http://www.winnersusedrugs.com/2008/07/another-day-another-rod-stripper....
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I wonder if the baby looks like the Nickelodeon exec?
She is going to be a really good mom. She knows she fucked up but she is determined to do right for her daughter. She didnt ask to be in this position, shit happens. This could be anyones daughter. OK is not glorifying her pregnancy they are just giving the people what they want. I am happy for her and I know she will be ok, she made a mistake but she does not seem like a fuckin idiot.
She chose to keep her baby and in that sense she is a bigger person then me. I have to admire that a little bit, dont condone it but admire the fact that she could care less about Hollyweird and was ready to accept responsibility for her actions.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Yeah, like I reeeaaallly believe this cunt gets up to feed and bathe her precious little bastard. She has a fucking nanny like all these Hollywood bitches. You are going to see her running around with her gash exposed in a few weeks. Trust.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 11:36am.
Viva,
Paper? That's still in use?
Words.
Now THAT is a waste on this case.
Wasted words.
Turds.
Birds.
Things that rhyme with 'ords'
herds.
nerds.
*tooooooooooke*
What the FUCK??!?!?! She should not be allowed to live with her boyfriend, much less marry his stupid ass. She needs to be fucking grounded, not playing house. Ugly, slutty, redneck WHORE! Her mama should have taken that baby.
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Okay you babyhavers... is it me or does that quote sound like some basic ass shit, like what every goddamned mother on the planet does with her baby? From a grass hut in Africa to the fucking hills of Timbuktu, a bitch wakes up, takes care of her baby, then takes care of herself. What a fucking waste of paper.
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Submitted by soul on July 9, 2008 - 11:04am.
why isn't she on the cover of SEVENTEEN? :)
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Bahahahaha. That was most excellent!
Spears babys: Beeing a Spears is not a privilege, i'ts a course
why isn't she on the cover of SEVENTEEN? :)
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 9, 2008 - 10:29am.
Why does her hair look gray on the cover?
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I was just wondering that. Probably to distract people from the fact that she's SEVENTEEN.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 9, 2008 - 10:24am.
Yay!! Let's give the teenager front cover with her baby. Let's show misguided teens everywhere that if you are lonely, "being a mom is the best feeling in the world"
I blame anyone that buys this magazine for keeping these no talent twats in business.
P.S. The baby looks just like her teenage pappy
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Amen to that! Any wonder our country is so fucked up in that we idolize the people we should be condeming and vice-versa....
She looks like shit and this is a disgrace
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Why does her hair look gray on the cover? Anyway, she's boring.
Yay!! Let's give the teenager front cover with her baby. Let's show misguided teens everywhere that if you are lonely, "being a mom is the best feeling in the world"
I blame anyone that buys this magazine for keeping these no talent twats in business.
P.S. The baby looks just like her teenage pappy
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 6:03am.
I find babies completely boring. There's nothing worse than sitting around with a bunch of moms that talk incessantly about how little Johnny is sooooo special despite the fact most kids are mediocre.
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Oh God, I agree with you more than anything. It drives me crazy to have EVERY conversation be about the bratty kid. I do not care about how little Bratney only peed her pants twice today, carried her sippy cup to the next room without spilling, or yelled out "fag" when she saw a flag in the mall.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I would expect most mothers, however young, to claim they enjoy spending time with their babies. this interview was probably done only a few days after jamie lynn and the bundle went home. from what I understand newborns tend to be fairly quiet and do sleep a lot.
I realize most people wouldn't consider something that had only gone on a few days to be a "routine" but jamie lynn is pretty young and looking for confirmation she's not going to wind up like britney.
so jamie lynn saying these things to the interviewer is one thing. the magazine printing a story that told us how great everything was as though it would be so forever and ever is another thing entirely.
emailing the editor... I fear that they will look upon criticism as people being interested in the story. I don't know... I could be completely wrong about that.
Of course, the stupid hillbilly who got knocked up (by the teen boyfriend or TV executive, whichever), now glamorized on the cover of a magazine. Nice message to give to teen girls. Maybe YOU can't be the little sister of a brokedown hobag with her own TV show and a cute boyfriend, but YOU certainly can get yourself knocked up and have someone to love you. Because that's the reason to have babies, right? To name them something cute like Sienna or Papaya and dress them up and they love you. Right?
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OK glamorizing teen pregnancy and motherhood. How nice (insert sarcastic tone here)
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Whoring out your children is sick and wrong...PERIOD. Even though my daughter is a full grown adult I still protect her identity and only a very scarce few people I've met on the net have seen her photos. I can't even FATHOM plastering my child's photo (no matter WHAT age) all over the friggin' world for what...a little moula? Not worth it. And where is the child's choice in all of this?
Obviously I'm in a bitchy mood today. Sorry for the rant [not really but I'm trying to hang on to a teensy modicum of respect and empathy for fellow posters].
I love the TomKat 4th story trumping Nicole's baby story....
Jamie "feeling happy" mood methinks is the epidural still working.
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I find babies completely boring. There's nothing worse than sitting around with a bunch of moms that talk incessantly about how little Johnny is sooooo special despite the fact most kids are mediocre.
MK, Purple DRANK, in the southern sense, is jailhouse moonshine made from raisins. J/K...LOL
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Jesus, she looks like she's entered the Aguilera school of make-up application
BOYCOTT OK MAGAZINE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING TRASHY!!!!!!!!
Yeah, right, newborns N-E-V-E-R cry in the middle of the night.........oh yeah, that baby just rolls over and daintly asks her mother for a snack........such total and complete garbage!!!!!!!! Jamie Lyn will be happy for a couple of weeks and then the novelty will wear off and she will be pawning that baby off on her mother.......mark my words.........
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OK! should be very proud of glamorizing teen motherhood. This is wrong on so many levels.
Topics about mostly involving children seem to spark a lot of controversy around here.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Like many posters are pointing out, this is basically an advertisement for young parenting. Just like depictions of "normal" sexual behavior in movies and the myriad of portrayals of disloyalty rewarded such as making cheating seem okay, what we see in print and on the screen affects every single one of us by saturating us with situations that numb us to their ultimate negative consequences.
And yes, media does have huge effects on human behavior and sexuality; there is TONS of research on this. (Pick up any psychology journal, read "The Me Generation" or "Can't Buy Me Love.") The influence is even greater, obviously, on teenagers and children; in this case the story and picture depict Jamie Dranklynn Spears as mature and parenting as easy and relaxing.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl