17-Year-Old Memaw With Baby

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 9, 2008 - 8:50am.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 8:43am.
She is going to be a really good mom... she made a mistake but she does not seem like a fuckin idiot.
She chose to keep her baby and in that sense she is a bigger person then me. I have to admire that a little bit, dont condone it but admire the fact that she could care less about Hollyweird and was ready to accept responsibility for her actions.
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She won't be a good mom, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And yes, she is an idiot for getting knocked up. There's nothing innocent about it. She's no Virgin Mary.

Also about her keeping the baby...she's not a bigger person than you, she's a RICHER person than you. When you have wads of cash, it become a hell of a lot easier to take care of a kid. And if she didn't care about Hollyweird, she wouldn't be on the cover of this rag.

*****SKIDOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!******

That was SO well put, I can only add one word.

Oh man she looks so old, it is totally the hair color.. wow.

Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...

She does have that 'southern' look about her.

And the baby is not fug. All babies born vaginally have that pointy head. Beautiful baby born to a dimwit.

O - I clicked...now I have to say something.

1. You're right, previous poster that made me click, that dye job is totally not doing her any favours whatsoever

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Watch out for them miracle babies. I had one of those and then at around 9 months she turned into a little midnight hellraiser.

♥ ThreadKilla! Lean Like a Chola

that bleach job is not doing her any favors.

Well now there are going to be a whole crop of babies born to high school girls who want to experience "the best feeling in the world." OK Magazine people...Are you fucking stoned? Putting that on the cover? Getting knocked up at 16 counts as a major life fuck up in just about anyone's book and these assholes are glorifying it. I get pissed off because my tax money is supporting these stupid girls who get pregnant on purpose because they believe that having a baby is fun and easy and will make them sooooooooooo hap-hap-happy! (and OK magazine seems to perpetuate that misconception with that twit Jamie Lynn's insipid comments..)

I didn't know women still frosted their hair, unless they're my grandmother's age that is, and maybe in the 80s. What the hell was she thinking anyway!? I'll look older or stupider. She only succeeded in looking stupider.

Your face!

Submitted by mcdunkin on July 9, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Babies; the new Louis Vuitton clutch.

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As always way behind. I just got a toy poodle named Rufus to carry in my LV bag while walking/sporting my new silver gladiator sandals and now you say babies is the new thing? Fuck, fuck, fuck! (and I did not even mean that literally but appreciateI may have to for coolness' sake)____________________________________________
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Love all the commenst here today, some really great opinions and comments. Well said everyone. Have to say I agree with most of you. I have nothing else to add about the subject of teens getting pregnant etc, but I do want to add that that baby is quite fug.

Great fucking role model.

Babies; the new Louis Vuitton clutch.

I don't understand these girls who are proud when they get pregnant in their teens. I got pregnant at 18 in my senior year of high school and I was absolutely humiliated and ashamed. I was an honor student and had several colleges interested in me. I started having sex with my boyfriend and went to get birth control. I was too late and was already pregnant (even though we used a condom). I left my regular high school and went to an alternative school because I didn't want anyone to know. I also hid my stomach in baggy clothes and didn't tell any of my friends, I just disappeared. I got married when I was 3mo. pregnant, have been married 5 years now, and I just had my 2nd baby. People still ask me what happened to me when I run into someone I knew at the grocery store. The point is, teen pregnancy is hard and I'm one of the lucky ones, it's NOT something to be proud of. The only thing that pisses me off is my family, they told me to get an abortion/give the baby up for adoption and basically disowned me, gave me no support, but when I actually had the baby all of a sudden it was just the greatest thing that had ever happened. My own father wouldn't even come to my wedding.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 9, 2008 - 1:05pm.
She slips NyQuil into that kid's bottle.

That's why the kid sleeps through the night.
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Already! HA HA HA HA HA

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 9, 2008 - 9:35am.
Okay, gang, I challenge you: Put your money where your mouth is. I just emailed the editor.
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Great!

Oh Kitten, please don't insult Tanya Tucker that way.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

All you kids out there who think this is what teen parenthood is all about, PLEASE Google "Teen Mothers and Poverty" to see what the future holds for most girls in this situation.

OK Magazine should be held accountable for publishing this kind of misleading nonsense.

Oh, and by the way . . . JL looks like Tanya Tucker in that cover photo.

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JL should not be on the cover of an entertainment rag -- she should be shunned by society for having a baby in her teens. There is nothing glamorous about teen pregnancy, and I know of what I speak -- I was a teen when the Voodoo Chile was born (although the Sperm Donor and I were married when she was conceived).

No screaming and crying? She's feeding the kid bourbon.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"

First of all, what happened to her hair?

Second of all, seems like OK is celebrating TEEN pregnancy.

Finally, good luck to her. She's gonna be partying for a long long time.

This really pisses zomay off. She went from 16 to 44. And the magazine is celebrating.

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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 6:30pm.

Lol!! *smooches back*

JL looks like Maddie's gran!

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

This bitch is 16 years old? WTF?? She looks like a 40 year old chain smoking Wal-Mart cashier by day and trailer trash swinger by night.
Who did this to her? Yuck!!

BTW that shild is fug!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 9, 2008 - 11:48am.
lmao dot! I think the most appropriate word on that list is "Turds"
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I totally agree with you on this subject. I was watching some legal show about the "teen pregnancy pact" and they were talking about how American society dosent put enough "shame" on teen pregs and thtas why 14 yr. olds want so much to have babies and thats why they get thorwn away. I felt like punching my tv.

OnT: MK.....she dosent look old at all!!! Its just the white top part of her hair that makes her look weird!

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inside and out baby......inside and out!

Did this idiot borrow one of brit brit's wigs? This fucking trash looks like complete shit and crys everyday that she got pregnant!! Fucking white trash lying, dumb whore!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 9, 2008 - 1:23pm.

I shit you not!!

You sheeet me not? Aww damn. You reminded me of dearly departed George Carlin. *sniffle*

Oops, "I crap you not", "I poop you not", "I fecally challenged you not"...you get the idea ;)

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

I *bung-hole-salmonella-shooter* you not but I'm still weirded out over JL's grey hair. She looks older than me!

"Just follow your instincts. You're the mother and you know what your baby needs. That's what I've done and it seems to have worked."

Quote from Lynn Spears pulled off of yahoo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! It seems to have worked perfectly.

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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 5:29pm.

((hugs .)) - you could always use 'poop' instead, or 'poopy times' or 'bootycakes', 'brown dildo', 'rectum warriors' (those are real! I shit you not!!)

http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

also...

Does teen pregnancy happen? Yes. Should it be displayed as some sort of cutesy wootsey thing? NO.

AMEN to that!!

~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥

Awww, everything is perfect in Jamie Lynn Teenage Mommy Land. How sweet.
Baby Maddie looks just like her daddy, Dennis, from "Head of the Class."

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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

"Being a Mom is the best feeling it the world!"

No, being a 17 year-old teenager unencumbered with a baby and adult responsibilities, and being able to go out with your other 17 year-old friends WITHOUT having to hire a babysitter is the best feeling in the world.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 9, 2008 - 12:05pm.
In our American society, all the guy can be held accountable for is 18 years of child support, IF you can wrestle it away from him.

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The funny thing about the child support is that many men end up wishing they were the woman after being put through the wringer by the system. My bf's a victim of that, and ironically he's a very intregal part of his child's life. Always has been. My man's a good daddy :)

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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I was just on Jezebel's site and they have an article about men getting vasectomies to avoid having any "oopses": (SFW)
http://jezebel.com/5023328/dudes-frightened-of-duplicitious-kid+coveting...

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on July 9, 2008 - 1:05pm.

Wonderful rant and I agree 110% with you.

Damn.

Any asshole who says being a woman is easy needs one month of menstruation...I bet those chicken shits will run scared back to their normal crotch times eh? Hmmp!

Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.

Yeah, I was spewing angrily but truth is, if we [women] don't take responsibility upon ourselves who will? -But, men really need to step up and wear condoms and take responsibility too.

The onus of teen pregnancy is a blight on our parental failure as a whole.

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Yes, men really should step up to the plate, but I'm not holding my breath...lol.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Dang y'all. Having a kid has aged JL overnight.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 9, 2008 - 6:34pm.

Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 11:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?

EXACTLY! While I agree that teen motherhood is a challenge (particularly if you're a regular teen), where is the glory & praise for the teens who were scandal-free?

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WORD to you both.

And: Where's the glory and praise for those of us who were not emotionally ready for sex when we were teenagers, KNEW it, and were strong enough to resist peer pressure from everybody else?

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"I am not down with this backwoods skank-biscuity business." - TheBreakdown, 7/9/08

She slips NyQuil into that kid's bottle.

That's why the kid sleeps through the night.

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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 9:53am.

Yeah, I was spewing angrily but truth is, if we [women] don't take responsibility upon ourselves who will? -But, men really need to step up and wear condoms and take responsibility too.

The onus of teen pregnancy is a blight on our parental failure as a whole.
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Unfortunately, the majority of the responsibility falls on the woman. This is true both in humans and animals (and why you see animals being very choosy as to who their mate will be.) Whether you blame nature, culture, federal laws, the truth is women are the most invested with regards to children. They have the most to lose (starting with their lives--think about how many women around the world and in the past did not survive pregnancy or birth). In our American society, all the guy can be held accountable for is 18 years of child support, IF you can wrestle it away from him. The brunt of child-rearing (the emotionally and physically hard parts) fall to the woman. That's why anytime you have sex, you have to have that little voice in the back of your head asking, "Is this guy father material?" Even sterilization isn't always 100% reliable, believe it or not. Hopefully, there are some teens out there who see JL's case and learn something from it.

asktheeditor@okmagazine.com

Tell the editor what you think. And whatever you do, don't give their website any more hits.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

"What in frosted ass hell is going on here?"

HILARIOUS, MK!

If you cover up the bit of brown hair at the bottom, JL kind of looks like one of those creepy ass, bleached blonde, wax figure kids from Village of the Damned...

Submitted by Otter Pop on July 9, 2008 - 6:03am.
I find babies completely boring. There's nothing worse than sitting around with a bunch of moms that talk incessantly about how little Johnny is sooooo special despite the fact most kids are mediocre.
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I have two kids that I take to a gym and dance class. That hour is precious to me, and I like to sit in a quiet corner and read a magazine. It annoys me to no end when the other mothers start cackling like hens over their kids. They get so hyper, it's ridiculous. "Little Susie did this today, and her baby brother did that!" Does anyone give a flying fuck. Little Susie's brother just barfed on the carpet and that's making my OCD work in overdrive. Clean that shit up, bitch! There are 15 kids in that class, and not one is outstanding. They're all average kids.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 9, 2008 - 12:46pm.

Yeah, I was spewing angrily but truth is, if we [women] don't take responsibility upon ourselves who will? -But, men really need to step up and wear condoms and take responsibility too.

The onus of teen pregnancy is a blight on our parental failure as a whole.

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 9, 2008 - 8:43am.
She is going to be a really good mom... she made a mistake but she does not seem like a fuckin idiot.
She chose to keep her baby and in that sense she is a bigger person then me. I have to admire that a little bit, dont condone it but admire the fact that she could care less about Hollyweird and was ready to accept responsibility for her actions.
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She won't be a good mom, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And yes, she is an idiot for getting knocked up. There's nothing innocent about it. She's no Virgin Mary.

Also about her keeping the baby...she's not a bigger person than you, she's a RICHER person than you. When you have wads of cash, it become a hell of a lot easier to take care of a kid. And if she didn't care about Hollyweird, she wouldn't be on the cover of this rag.

just fucking great. my 6 1/2 yr old already loves 'hannah montana' and 'high school musical' and i can't stand either...

i don't really let her watch zoey 101, but she knows the show. can't WAIT to see what happens when we're in the supermarket checkout line and she says 'why does zoey have a baby?'...
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Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?

Again. Women are ALWAYS expected to take full repsonsibility for birth control. Why? Because depending on a man to not be a lazy assed pig is pointless. And if a woman PURPOSELY gets pregnant with your sperm accident? Sorry sucker, you're a lazy mother fucker and you deserve it, dumbass.

I don't hate men but damnit! Do you men know how utterly terrifying it is to have a late period? Do you have an inclination as to how scary it is? Yeah, you got your spooge on and your girlfriend is freaking the fuck out but god-forbid she tell YOU because you're a pissant pussy anyhow and even though YOUR body doesn't have to go through pregnancy your lazy ass is *yipes* "askeered" because you might have to pay child support. "WAHHHHHHHH". Keep your dick in your pants, fucktard.

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I understand basically you're saying that we should be able to put faith in the men we choose to sleep with, but unfortunately this is the real world and a woman has to take initiative if the man will tend to be careless or lazy.

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Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?

Again. Women are ALWAYS expected to take full repsonsibility for birth control. Why? Because depending on a man to not be a lazy assed pig is pointless. And if a woman PURPOSELY gets pregnant with your sperm accident? Sorry sucker, you're a lazy mother fucker and you deserve it, dumbass.

I don't hate men but damnit! Do you men know how utterly terrifying it is to have a late period? Do you have an inclination as to how scary it is? Yeah, you got your spooge on and your girlfriend is freaking the fuck out but god-forbid she tell YOU because you're a pissant pussy anyhow and even though YOUR body doesn't have to go through pregnancy your lazy ass is *yipes* "askeered" because you might have to pay child support. "WAHHHHHHHH". Keep your dick in your pants, fucktard.

Whoring out children should be outlawed. These magazines and parents are hitting an all time low.

Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 11:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?

EXACTLY! While I agree that teen motherhood is a challenge (particularly if you're a regular teen), where is the glory & praise for the teens who were scandal-free?

That's okay. Once the paternity test is run & they discover it's actually that pervy producer's baby, she can have another cover or 2 about how "brave" she is, having to deal with all this. God bless America.
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I heard she decorated her master bedroom in camoflauge. I think that just about says it all.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 11:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?

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Yeah--I demand reparations! I was an honor student who didn't lose her virginity until after high school. I demand a medal, a book deal, and the cover of The New Yorker, GD it!

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Submitted by Stoney on July 9, 2008 - 9:28am.
What about those of us who were smart, used birth control and used it correctly, and didn't get pregnant? Where's my magazine cover?
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