Dr. Obvious Thinks Christie Brinkley Should Get The Kids
A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, "She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting...maybe her choice of male figures...certain motivations that she had herself that can get her into trouble." And she needs to stop getting married! Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!
Christie responded by saying she's not a huge fan of therapy, but if Dr. Obvious thinks she needs help then she's willing to give it a shot.
Dr. Obvious said that Peter Cook shouldn't get full custody, because he's made bad choices. He talked about Peter's 35 sexual partners, $3,000 a month porn habit and his affair with that teenage slut. Dr. Obvious also said Peter is a self-absorbed egotist. That means small dick, doesn't it?
When Christie took the stand said she would have never married porn-loving Peter if she knew about his drug arrest when he was in his 20s. She also admitted to taking a black marker (I hope it was a Sharpie) and blacking out Peter's face in their wedding picture. She told the court, "I felt like he was an invisible man. Just his outfit remained, standing next to me, like an empty wedding outfit with no person with it. And that's how I felt - the person that I knew and loved, I didn't know where he went."
Hold up, Peter Cook slept with only 35 bitches in his lifetime? Is that considered majorly slutty? I mean, would you be considered the sluttiest slut who ever slutted if you've slept with more than 35? Because if it is then I need to stop what I'm doing right now and check myself into the nearest monastery.
Oh and Christie is totally getting those kids.
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"sluttiest slut who ever slutted"? hahaha.
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They are both assholes to demand a trial for custody. Both of them should bite the bullet and work something out behind closed doors.
And shame on Christy for insisting on a public trial. I feel sorry for the kiddos.
CB is strikingly beautiful. Just gorgeous. But she is a dumb bitch now.
35 sex partners? If that is a huge number of partners, I am soooo going to hell....
MK, monasteries are full of horny men (you know how those catholics are). I don't think that will solve your problem.
Try a nunnery.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 12:33am.
I think Brangelina should get the kids.
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OMG! Hilarious.
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 8, 2008 - 7:20pm.
He totally fooled Christie, see "phony." Anyone out there get caught in the circle of one of those? Six mos. to a year down the road - they're not the person you started out with.
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Yep girl_cheese, I was caught in one of those circles. But y'know what? I don't totally believe someone just changes in a relationship. Sure, they can put on a good show at the beginning, but usually they'll say or do something that isn't right from the get go...but we kinda overlook it more in the honeymoon stage. When we were first going out, my ex constantly called his exes before me "bitches" and "psychos". He said I was sooo much different; I was "the one". Then I eventually became the bitch and psycho after we got to know each other. LOL!!! I learned from that one that you always look at how the guy treats his exes and don't second guess the red flags at the get go. Trust your instincts early on! My ex hurt my credit, but I'm lucky that it was the extent he did to me. It could've been a lot worse--I learned he had a restraining order against him from an ex!
Supposedly Christie has MAJOR anger management issues.
She strikes me as a psycho behind closed doors.
Gay truck stop? How is that different than a regular truck stop? Oh, wait ... I'm getting a picture ... ROFL. Damn, I'm gonna laugh all night.
I almost feel sorry for Cook, that poor bastard.
This blond robot is straight up psycho. I bet this bitch has teefs in her twat.
Vagina dentata or whatever it's called.
I say she ain't fit to raise the kin.
Better off with pee-paw whackin' his weenie to porn in his office than sucklin' at this nutcase's teats.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
MK HOW COULD U MISS THE PART THAT SAID HIS DRUG ARREST WAS IN A GAY TRUCK STOP!!!
I don't think I would have gone forward with the marriage," she said. And Cook laughed out loud when she testified that she eventually learned the arrest did not happen in N.Y.C., but "in a gay truck stop."
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OMG is that the expression she's wearing heading on into court? Crazy-ass eyes.
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Fuck yeah! I was going to say I'm surprised she never made it as an actress, then reflex punched me in my own face. If you've only got one face, then acting roles are gonna be limited. Unless someone is planning for another Naked Gun movie. Is Leslie Neilsen still breathing?
Is that corpse she's hanging on to number 5?
I'd like to see his diploma - I don't even believe he's an architect.
35 sluts was his count? That's it? He must have gone for the high dollar bitches who wouldn't judge his small peen performance till he ran out of Christie's money. Besides...who wants to be fucking a woman with maniacal eyes & a head that looks like it's getting ready to do a 360 spin?
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that he spent $3000 a MONTH for porn! How can you do that?
damn, mk! waaaaaaay too many word thingy's in the caption.
just sayin/
Christie obviously has serious men issues-she's one of those women that has to have a man to "complete" her. She needs to fix herself before she needs to worry about a man.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Probably 35 partners a year. In the last year he's had 35 partners.
He totally fooled Christie, see "phony." Anyone out there get caught in the circle of one of those? Six mos. to a year down the road - they're not the person you started out with. Hell, one of my friends is one of the fakiest bitches ever. I'm surprised she's still married to her husband. I mean, I'm getting to the point where I'm suspicious of anyone who seems to be All That.
Brinkley and her husband were a match made in East Hampton heaven. Or maybe Aryan heaven. Very blond and blue eyed and Teutonic looking, blech. Other than her cash, what else does she have going for her. She's just the "uptown" version of Janice Dickinson.
Submitted by M.E. on July 8, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Bitch better be careful, seems crazy ass mens in this Country are just snapping and killing their ex wives.
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Everyday you hear of one or two stories about these guys killing their wives/girlfriends. It is crazy!
Christie is that desperate for cock that she had to marry one with no money and be proud of it to mention it in court and media? Why she does she keep marrying guys and giving the money? Didnt she marry some guy on the ski slopes that took her money? She needs to buy a clue a dumb bitch with money and nobody wants to fuck a herpe infected chick but use ur money.
Peter Cook only wants those kids because he wants to get his mitts on Christie's money. It is always about money. No one in their right mind will hire him as an architect and he needs the cash.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Bitch better be careful, seems crazy ass mens in this Country are just snapping and killing their ex wives.
In my area husband, who has denied having anything to do with his wifes "disappearance" was tried and found guilty due to the circumatantial evidence, today, admitted to murdering her and led police to her body.
She disappeared Sept, 1st 2006.
I keed, I keed, I didn't get laid until I was, like, 19, not that there weren't men knocking down my door, cuz...there weren't, but hey, it was 20 bucks well spent...What?
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HA HA HA HA HA
Dr. Obvious got one thing right -- bitch needs to work on her man addiction. She's got her own money, her kids, and a nice house -- what the hell does she need marriage for? Rent a dick, girlfriend.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
She's probably already engaged to #5
Submitted by Sayonara on July 8, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 8, 2008 - 6:49pm.
35 partners???? What???? Bitch please, I had more than that on my prom night. Add an extra digit to that shit, cuz bitch is a lyin' ass ho!
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My my my... You are a riot! LOL
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Ok, I'm a lyin' ass ho too. I didn't go to my prom cuz my bf was majorly short and I was not going to sacrifice my elegant Shauna Sand lucite heels, so I did what every girl does who skips the prom...ice cream and Lifetime Television for Women? Well, no...a 2 hour gang bang with all the hot male teachers...Then, I felt so much better about myself, and my grades improved dramatically!
I keed, I keed, I didn't get laid until I was, like, 19, not that there weren't men knocking down my door, cuz...there weren't, but hey, it was 20 bucks well spent...What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by zomay on July 8, 2008 - 5:47pm.
angel_i, heavy metal yes! You will be known world wide for your power ballads.
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However did you guess?
And YOU will be known for your spellbinding guitar solos... Finally! A life plan!
ONT: There needs to be some kinda celebrity baby orphanage-slash-counselling facility.
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I lurves males sluts but methinks that 35 needs a zero to two on the end.
**blushing, I think he is(((whispering))) the cat's pajamas. I would (((whispering))) do him**now hiding in a closet**
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Ya, she'll get the kids because of his extreme porn habit. But she is still one of the biggest narcissistic, fakest, bitch of all bitches, cunt of all cunts, asshole I've seen in a very long time. Never got her appeal. Squinty eyes, joker smile, ultra plain jane looks devoid of any personality. And when she opens her mouth and starts swinging her head around and talking in that snotty voice with her big fake joker smile, I just want to punch her in the face.
Oh yes it is true Zomay!
That woman is gorgeous, surgery or not. She seems normal too.
35 sex partners? Well factor in age ... I say that's level C slut, an average slut.
Sayonara Heeheee! You know it's true. :)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 8, 2008 - 6:49pm.
35 partners???? What???? Bitch please, I had more than that on my prom night. Add an extra digit to that shit, cuz bitch is a lyin' ass ho!
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My my my... You are a riot! LOL
Her constant need for a man in her life makes me assume that for whatevergoddamned reason, she is very, very insecure.
35 partners???? What???? Bitch please, I had more than that on my prom night. Add an extra digit to that shit, cuz bitch is a lyin' ass ho!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel_i, heavy metal yes! You will be known world wide for your power ballads.
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Submitted by zomay on July 8, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Don't you love it when people wear the only church like outfit they own to court!
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Hilarious
I agree with the doctor. One marriage mistake, that's one thing. She's going on four (or is it five?). She needs to find herself a non-dramatic guy. I know that probably registers "boring" in her book. Then again, maybe she likes the drama of crazy relationships.
My God that woman is beautiful.
And 35?? Sorry Peter, me thinks more like 135.
Don't you love it when people wear the only church like outfit they own to court!
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Do they mean 35 partners while he was married to Christie?
Submitted by zomay on July 8, 2008 - 5:39pm.
angel_i, you too can be in Dr. Obvious. We will be HUGE. Dr. Obvious is going to take over the world.
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YAY!!!
What kind of music will we play (please say heavy metal)?
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So, in essense, they are both full-on batshit crazy. Uh-huh. I knew it.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I have said it before and ill prolly say it a few more times cause i think its funny and well it makes my ass giggle, this bitch has the female version of what MK calls "Creepy, slow, child touchers eyes"!
Look at her! INTENSE CRAZAZYYYYYYY!
And that number of partners thing is really the number of men and women he banged while married to her.
They both suck! Feed their children to J-los hubby that little vampire looking sissy bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Dr. Obvious...hmmm, my 13 year old nephew is Captain Obvious...they must be related.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
only 35? Thats not so many...
angel_i, you too can be in Dr. Obvious. We will be HUGE. Dr. Obvious is going to take over the world.
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I just made a gyno appt. with Dr. Obvious.
Peter Cook is a disgusting man slut.
Christie is kind of a ho too. She was focking around on one of her husbands, so I don't feel that bad for her.
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Submitted by zomay on July 8, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Michael K, Dr. Obvious is funny. I am going to start a band and call it Dr. Obvious.
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Aw! I didn't think of that!
I, too, heart Dr. Obvious. He seems to be the most popular Doctor in all of HollywoodLand.
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I think Brangelina should get the kids.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Michael K, Dr. Obvious is funny. I am going to start a band and call it Dr. Obvious.
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