Dr. Obvious Thinks Christie Brinkley Should Get The Kids
A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, "She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting...maybe her choice of male figures...certain motivations that she had herself that can get her into trouble." And she needs to stop getting married! Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!
Christie responded by saying she's not a huge fan of therapy, but if Dr. Obvious thinks she needs help then she's willing to give it a shot.
Dr. Obvious said that Peter Cook shouldn't get full custody, because he's made bad choices. He talked about Peter's 35 sexual partners, $3,000 a month porn habit and his affair with that teenage slut. Dr. Obvious also said Peter is a self-absorbed egotist. That means small dick, doesn't it?
When Christie took the stand said she would have never married porn-loving Peter if she knew about his drug arrest when he was in his 20s. She also admitted to taking a black marker (I hope it was a Sharpie) and blacking out Peter's face in their wedding picture. She told the court, "I felt like he was an invisible man. Just his outfit remained, standing next to me, like an empty wedding outfit with no person with it. And that's how I felt - the person that I knew and loved, I didn't know where he went."
Hold up, Peter Cook slept with only 35 bitches in his lifetime? Is that considered majorly slutty? I mean, would you be considered the sluttiest slut who ever slutted if you've slept with more than 35? Because if it is then I need to stop what I'm doing right now and check myself into the nearest monastery.
Oh and Christie is totally getting those kids.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 8, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Should someone with the name Frito really make fun of the name Doodle? (family name)
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Off Topic: I've just finished watching my first episode of Maury. It was one of those paternity episodes. One of the guys on there was named Doodle. Maury kept cracking up .
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I hear she had a date with Charlie Sheen last night. Just a rumor, don't quote me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Well, in her defense, some people collect baseball cards. And they rarely stop at four.
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Phoebe, I totally forgot about that. I remember the crash, but I thought she was already married to #2 when they crashed. Obviously I am not remembering correctly.
It is ridiculous for the media to portray her as defenseless- although he is a scumbag wit I'm sure many faults, she's on her fucking FOURTH HUSBAND! Doesn't that clue anyone in, that maybe it's not all their fault?
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Submitted by Phoebe on July 8, 2008 - 10:30pm.
NY Daily News is portraying her as a saint on the front cover on a daily basis, I just think it's such a shame that a cheater got cheated on. Then she drags her kids through this? At least Peter Cook cheated with someone HOT!
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Alexa Ray claims that he dunked her head in a bucket because she took a long shower and there was a leak. He was also verbally abusive on many other occasions. That, more than the porn, is the biggest strike against him. I don't trust Christie, but Alexa Ray seems like a sweet enough girl.
ps: Beer Can Dude for Hot Slut of the Year.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 8, 2008 - 9:19pm.
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Yes, she was caught cheating - I think you and I are the only ones who seem to remember that.
She never deserved my Piano Man to begin with, and didn't seem to care how that humiliated him.
All is not what it appears on the surface with Ms. Super Model. Just because she's beautiful and playing the victim card for all its worth we tend to cut her too much slack. I'm not defending her piggish husband, however the woman has been married four times, almost all losers (Billy Joel seems to have been relatively normal but she's gone downhill with her choices ever since). Dragging the dirty laundry through the media outlets is not helping those children. They'll all need therapy soon enough.
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When she was injured in the helicopter crash while on a ski vacation with hubby #2, while she was married to Billy Joel, was she not cheating? Just checking, since the media is sponsoring her for sainthood when her karma came back to bite her.
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I still think she knew all about it, but her humiliation when it became public put her over the edge.
She was caught cheating on my beloved Billy Joel by getting into a helicopter accident with the schmoe who became #3 and fathered her second kid.
Billy handled that whole thing with dignity and stayed cordial with her for his daughter's sake. More than she deserved.
Plus she was raised by a rich stepfather so her sense of entitlement is as big as her teeth.
I don't think 35 partners for a man in his 40's-50's is bad at all....I have had a WAY less than that, but wouldn't think that was crazy.....
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35 sexual partners is a lot?
Oh, crap...
And why does she refer to a tux as a "wedding outfit"?
Or did he have on a bunny suit or something?
Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 9:57pm.
My hero. HAHA, thanks for that.
On topic: maybe we should introduce her to Dmitri, since she obviously has a taste for douchebags.
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Submitted by Madame S:
And you can bet your ass that if I was married for ten years (or whatever it was) and found out my husband was sleeping with some kid, I would have more than just "crazy eyes".
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My sentiments exactly. Peter Cook brought this shit on himself.... if he knew anything about his wife (or cared to), he shouldn't be surprised at how badly he is going to come out of this.
Don't. Screw. Around. Just don't! If the asshole wanted to spend the majority of his spare time/funds on porn and girlfriends, FINE - but tell your partner and/or end the marriage.
It's a matter of core respect. He had zero.
Ooo, maybe that's why she's going for the jugular. The best defense and all that...
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I like beer can storage facility. Mine would be gin bottle museum (until after dark, anyway).
OnTopic : Any bets out there as to whether she's currently dating husband no. 5 but saying nothing about it ??
Jeez I wish hubby #16 or whatever would hurry up and put something down her throat to shut her the fuck up.
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 8, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Yeah, but now I know you have a crackden apartment...
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Submitted by Hekki on July 8, 2008 - 8:49pm.
35 in his whole life, or 35 since he married her? Because I don't think 35 in his whole life is that terrible.
Why is she "not a fan" of therapy?
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"Not a fan" most likely means "scared shitless of facing myself".
Which is understandable. There's a long walk of shame associated with therapy that many if not most people are petrified of walking.
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She should team up with Pam Andersen and get a frequent customer discount at David's Bridal. Then resume their contest to see who can marry the biggest douchebag.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Yeah, but now I know you have a crackden apartment...
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
For as much as I think what he did is beyond reprehension, we should be looking at HER motives for wanting this all played out in the public and what kind of damage it will do to the children in the long run by 'mommy dearest' doing her dirty laundry in public?
I have a vagina, and I DO NOT approve of Christie Brinkley.
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35 in his whole life, or 35 since he married her? Because I don't think 35 in his whole life is that terrible.
Why is she "not a fan" of therapy? I know someone like this and she is one of the more fucked-up people I know and has ZERO self-awareness. I agree that some of it can be hooey-wooey, but it's not BAD.
oops...double post...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
i'm kinda over these boring divorce proceedings...give christy the kids so she can marry bad choice hubby number 5 already...
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Submitted by Mr. President on July 8, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Dimitri?
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No, Mr. President.HAHA.
On topic: You know, her daughter Alexa Ray Joel is pretty cute. Don't know why, since she got her looks from Billy's side of the family. Talented, too.
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Yeah, but now I know you have a crackden apartment so dick size is moot. SOR-RAY!
ONT: Don't get them started Mr. Pres - I do not need a Christie Brinkely reality show. I get a twitch in my eye just looking at *listings* for Living Lohan and It's Complicated.
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Madam S -- She has a pattern, at least in the last 15 years, of moving straight out of one marriage and into another. The ink wasn't even dry on her divorce from Billy Joel when she married the Taubman guy who fathered Jack (and was four or five months pregnant to boot), then split from him when the baby was two months old. Jack wasn't walking when she married Cook -- in fact, he was holding Jack in his arms when they took their vows.
Her "must-be-married" behavior demonstrates real emotional problems to me. Also as a few others have mentioned, she seems to revel in hashing out all this ugly stuff in public, when, for the benefit of her kids, it should be done behind closed doors and sealed records.
You're right that Hollywood has a double standard.
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"She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting..."
Whoa. Something tells me her children have seen Mommy with that same look in her eye right before she snaps and starts pouring the Ajax, swinging the wire hanger and hacking into the rose bushes.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Dimitri?
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No, Mr. President.HAHA.
On topic: You know, her daughter Alexa Ray Joel is pretty cute. Don't know why, since she got her looks from Billy's side of the family. Talented, too.
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Submitted by springlrm on July 8, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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what i found at that site-----
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Dimitri?
I've reported you, like 3 times now. Didn't you used to be a girl? You must be one of them hookers she kept talking about.
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 8, 2008 - 9:03pm.
MUAH! fuck the neighbors -- and invest in quality insulation... and be ready for the internet cooch-patrol ;D
Oh cute. I'm horny now. Any takers? Ohhhhhhhhh cut it out, I was keedink!
Topic? Uhm...*diddling self* Topic? I don't want to smile that big EVER. I have nice teefs and all but c'mon, man. A smile is a smile and I don't need an oral exam every damned time I turn my frown upside down. Cripes!
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same here so yeah -- about time to give the manslave a work out -- nightnight!
She has freaky scary eyes!
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 8, 2008 - 9:03pm.
MUAH! fuck the neighbors -- and invest in quality insulation... and be ready for the internet cooch-patrol ;D
Oh cute. I'm horny now. Any takers? Ohhhhhhhhh cut it out, I was keedink!
Topic? Uhm...*diddling self* Topic? I don't want to smile that big EVER. I have nice teefs and all but c'mon, man. A smile is a smile and I don't need an oral exam every damned time I turn my frown upside down. Cripes!
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Submitted by Leatherette on July 8, 2008 - 8:55pm.
I do! -But, my neighbors complain. lol
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MUAH! fuck the neighbors -- and invest in quality insulation... and be ready for the internet cooch-patrol ;D
Submitted by Leatherette on July 8, 2008 - 8:55pm.
I do! -But, my neighbors complain. lol
Submitted by . on July 8, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I'm with you on that. I think Christie would be full daggers by now so he must have 'something' on her too. -Or at least what she fathoms/perceives as 'something'. Sometimes women are way too hard on themselves while men can get by with bloody murder.
As a strong woman, I stand up proudly to say, "Yes, sometimes I whack off to porn." There.
-Ain't ashamed either. :P
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is she so bad?
but i found that she has a lot of fans @ the rich men seeking club ^^^^Sugar Daddy Love. co m^^^^^
why?
i am wondering
That guy couldn't be more gross looking. Ugh. Vomit.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I'm with you on that. I think Christie would be full daggers by now so he must have 'something' on her too. -Or at least what she fathoms/perceives as 'something'. Sometimes women are way too hard on themselves while men can get by with bloody murder.
As a strong woman, I stand up proudly to say, "Yes, sometimes I whack off to porn." There.
-Ain't ashamed either. :P
I think Christie Brinkley came as close to a living Barbie Doll as humanly possible, and thus her supermodel career.
That said, yes she should get the kids, yes her spinelesss skeezy husband is a twat, but a bland twat. Yes, this is a run-of-the-mill he-said/she-said divorce except for the famous names, snooze.
madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 8:36pm
Somehow, things are not as they appear with her but that's just my cynical gut about anyone famous working it's voodoo.
I am not picking a team here though.
This shit hasn't ripened to hit the fan yet.
I have a sneaking suspicion he has something on her.
Sure it will make him look like even lower scum vomit but.....idk, I will not drink the milk yet.
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They are driving Alexa to Mini Me..,they need to knock it off.
I'm a little confused by the vilifying of Christie Brinkley. Why is SHE a slut and crazy because her creepy husband committed adultery with a child?? It seems she pretty privately goes about living her life and raising her kids normally.
There are many, many male Hollywood guys who have been through a shitload of wives and we don't call them crazy slut bitches. In fact we revere them. If her worst trait is not knowing how to choose loving partners or how to make relationships work, I don't really have a problem with her.
And you can bet your ass that if I was married for ten years (or whatever it was) and found out my husband was sleeping with some kid, I would have more than just "crazy eyes".
I'd do her GILFy ass.Angrily.
I don't want those laser beams pointed anywhere near me. HOLY FUCKBALLS! Those crazyyyyyy eyes! ahhhhhh
whatever. crazy-eyed slut. karma is a bitch i tell ya.
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I was thinking the same thing! Bitch has been married like 120 times, so you know her vag is loose and well used. She shouldn't be pointing fingers.
Besides, 35 is a nice number. 5 people a day, 7 times a week...
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Where are her slut stats?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ^^^^^Sugar Daddy Love.c om^^^ last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman! ...