Dr. Obvious Thinks Christie Brinkley Should Get The Kids
A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, "She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting...maybe her choice of male figures...certain motivations that she had herself that can get her into trouble." And she needs to stop getting married! Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!
Christie responded by saying she's not a huge fan of therapy, but if Dr. Obvious thinks she needs help then she's willing to give it a shot.
Dr. Obvious said that Peter Cook shouldn't get full custody, because he's made bad choices. He talked about Peter's 35 sexual partners, $3,000 a month porn habit and his affair with that teenage slut. Dr. Obvious also said Peter is a self-absorbed egotist. That means small dick, doesn't it?
When Christie took the stand said she would have never married porn-loving Peter if she knew about his drug arrest when he was in his 20s. She also admitted to taking a black marker (I hope it was a Sharpie) and blacking out Peter's face in their wedding picture. She told the court, "I felt like he was an invisible man. Just his outfit remained, standing next to me, like an empty wedding outfit with no person with it. And that's how I felt - the person that I knew and loved, I didn't know where he went."
Hold up, Peter Cook slept with only 35 bitches in his lifetime? Is that considered majorly slutty? I mean, would you be considered the sluttiest slut who ever slutted if you've slept with more than 35? Because if it is then I need to stop what I'm doing right now and check myself into the nearest monastery.
Oh and Christie is totally getting those kids.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Meh, I think any more than one partner is too many. But hey, everyone can do whatever they want and I'm not going to preach my opinion down your throats.
~*Head Bitch*~
I'm not on Team Christie because she demanded the hearing be made public. She could have behaved like an adult, taken the high ground and kept it closed, but no. Christie has to have her revenge, regardless of the effect on their kids.
Yeah, Peter's a skunk. But maligning him in Court for all the world to read about will effect the kids. The guy's an adulterer, but that doesn't make him a shitty father.
I hope she gets these kids and gets herself into therapy. Somehow I think she means well thru all of this she just needs to stop getting married and learn how to be happy and fulfilled by herself and with her children. He better not get these kids, he is just not in his right mind, these kind of guys are all over the place and they hid their shady ways real well.
I must add that Cristie Brinkley maybe the most beautiful woman ever. Seriously how the hell is she 50 looking like she is 30? Bless her. I hope she moves past this and gets on with her life. People who know her from The Hamptons say she is really sweet and generous and that she speands A LOT of time doing charity work and donation time and money to less fortunate people. Commendable in my book.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
35 partners? This guy is an amateur!
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Christie strikes me as one of those goody goody types that thinks just because a man blows a load in your face means you have to marry him. Negative!
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Submitted by Sayonara on July 9, 2008 - 8:05am.
Wtf happened to masturbation?... Uh no comment! LOL
Too late! Caught ya! Hey, don't slam the bathroom door in my face, it's not like I had my vid cam rolling!
Gee, Sayonara, this early? You must be randy! *wink*
Submitted by . on July 9, 2008 - 7:49am.
... Wtf happened to masturbation? I'm a masturbation slut but otherwise I'm pretty much blue-book goods and I haven't illegally turned back my mileage.
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Wtf happened to masturbation?... Uh no comment! LOL
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 9, 2008 - 7:42am.
35 people is child's play. I know a real ho who's slept with at least 150 people if not more. I think she lost count after awhile.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 9, 2008 - 7:42am.
35 people is child's play. I know a real ho who's slept with at least 150 people if not more. I think she lost count after awhile.
Well, hot fuckin' damn! I think I can call myself a born again virgin! Wtf happened to masturbation? I'm a masturbation slut but otherwise I'm pretty much blue-book goods and I haven't illegally turned back my mileage. Promise, pinky swear and all that shit.
35 people is child's play. I know a real ho who's slept with at least 150 people if not more. I think she lost count after awhile.
No let's just give the kids to the guy who will buy them porn. It's every kids dream!
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on July 9, 2008 - 7:19am.
Tired of her 'poor little me' stance. Wasn't she the one who married hubby #2 (or 3?) on a mountaintop and then got divorced practically on the way down?? Taubman?
Talk about a ski-job!
But, yeah. It was some 'near death' marriage experience. Not a good way to go into ANY relationship. lol
Tired of her 'poor little me' stance. Wasn't she the one who married hubby #2 (or 3?) on a mountaintop and then got divorced practically on the way down?? Taubman?
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 8, 2008 - 11:48pm.
I've never done the 'fisting' deed myself. Don't feel bad, mani. *looks left, looks right, looks left again*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 9, 2008 - 3:57am.
I concur. That kind of shit needs to be BUSTED. Child touching is some mentally twisted, fucked up sickoidal turdery and anyone getting by with that needs to be busted PRONTO.
Ick. I feel gross just thinking about that crap.
What they SHOULD do is an investigation into his affair with this teen to determine what age she really was when he first started touching her...
and probably legions of other underage girls.
Fuckin' scum!
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Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
i think they both just need some training time on the Total Gym.. Chuck'll straighten 'em out
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35 seems like a lot to me, but I've been with 6, so I don't know. But I certainly wouldn't call anyone a slut that has been with that many people, because everyone has a different mindset, and that's OK with me. You wanna sleep with a lot of people, a few people, whatever...that's up to you. I'm not gonna call you out on it.
i seriously hope 35 people is not slutty. because then im in that monastery with u MK
Bitch has been living in the Hamptons too long. What the fuck is up with that dumb BEIGE 3/4 length sleeve cardi. Ughhh.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 8, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 11:12pm.
I don't know about that, 15 years ago I had some real nasty habits. Like sitting too close to the TV and running with scissors.
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running with scissors is a specialty of mine. Been doing it for years.
You however I see running with the bullshit, the Scissors Sisters, and from your TV!
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by . on July 8, 2008 - 11:40pm.
If porno-petey spent 3,000 on x-rated entertainment, you'd think he would have learned something.
btw: I'd be a virgin at fisting someone *ashamed*
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 11:12pm.
I don't know about that, 15 years ago I had some real nasty habits. Like sitting too close to the TV and running with scissors.
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ok first, she clearly has a pact with the devil because she looks just like did at 25--gorgeous. top five best preserved of all time, lol.
however, it is extremely creepy to me that she has the widest supermodel smile flashing in every pic, news story. isn't this divorce case supposed to be traumatic, stressful, draining, etc? very odd. everyone knows what a creep her husband was, why make it public and air this info to her kids?
Manimal, Fist me baby, fist me!
Ooops. Did I type that out loud?
I bet Christie never had an orgasm with her man. Women shame themselves and blame themselves when they can't "cum" and the truth is that orgasms happen via your mini-penis [clitoris] guys are usually selfish, clueless jerks and don't even have a fucking clue.
Maybe 35 while he was married to Christie???
Submitted by . on July 8, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Moose Knuckles then?
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Manimal, not Mooseknuckles?
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
LOL Debfrmhell. yeah... I just decided to re-post it every half hour or so, so people really know how I feel.
you cracked me up. (and the RE-post was an accident.. I just HAD to try out that fucking "edit" button once... which just for the record, DOES NOT allow you to edit by the way. it just reposts your ass with your change)
Submitted by Manimal5 on July 8, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Male camel toes are the best. Aww frick. I'm horny again!
The 4th pic of Peter it looks like he is thinking "Celebrity Camel Toes".
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(sorry for double post but I have NO tolerance for grammatical typos of my own making and had to fix.. even though something still ain't up to proper English snuff in there)...
and TV... you are fucking hysterical. and brilliant.
ps) ...and yes, how "sad" that Karma did come back to bite Christie. and... one more thing.. can I just ask why whacking off to internet porn and having an affair - while not exactly model parenting - constitues grounds for LOSING the rights to be with your children?? I am confused. And now, thanks to Christie, said children will be teased and harassed for their lifetime about their father wacking off to web cam porn. A truly loving mother would NEVER do something like that to her children. Like I said, Christie is alll about her, and doesn't think of anyone beyond herself. anyway I am blind tired, so if I am missing something obvious, that's why. night all.
She's fifty fucking four? NO way! WOWIE WOW!
This 42 year old is crying in her mom jeans/genes.
Dude looks like an f'ing baptist minister, not a hot suit. How has HE slept with 35 people? I would not do it.
TV if I was 15yrs younger, I would take you up on your deal. Fifteen years ago I could afford all of your bad habits and mine too!
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny
I swear I already read this...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Deb!!!!!!
Hi darlin! Maybe you can move to NY and hook up with Peter once this mess is over......
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Or me, but I'm almost loserish enough for Christie Brinkley. And 3 grand a month seems like an acceptable porn budget.
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this 54 year old (!) superficial bitch looks fucking 19 even under the glare of blazing sunlight... dear GOD did she get the ultimate genes.
but what the FUCK is UP with wearing a sweater layered over her other clothes every day in the SWELTERING midsummer HEAT? ughhhh... she will do annnything to look the Hamptons elite part. (Make no mistake... her Hamptons are different than your Hamptons.)
she *lives* to work it... and you can believe that despite the tear flowage, she is relishing every second of this limelight. this is why I have always disliked this woman. deep down, all that has ever mattered to her is her. the closest she ever came to sounding remotely human was when she almost died on that mountain in the helicopter crash. and even then, when you heard her interviewed... it was still all about HER, despite everyone with her almost being KILLED DEAD.
yeah, my jealousy of her California Blonde eternal good looks is a bitch to deal with (however fleeting it may be), but I take comfort in the fact that she ain't exactly the humbleist of the lot.... but bitch IS beautiful, damnit. and apparently, forever so.
Yes I think he is hot! ((I doubt I can afford him, he seems rather needy in the bank account department))
He is not Colin Firth but what the hell at least he is on this continent.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 8, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Frito, I love Maury. Here's the ultimate classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt2u2BGM
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Bwahahahahahaha. I wonder if that girl is in a padded cell yet.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Deb!!!!!!
Hi darlin! Maybe you can move to NY and hook up with Peter once this mess is over......
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“the more I want you, the less I get....ain't that just the way things are...."
- Annie Lennox "Cold"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 8, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 8, 2008 - 10:47pm.
That's not what your brother Cool Ranch said.
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Aw dammit, you didn't talk to him, didja? Just don't talk to my sister Picante Nacho. She lies alot and she's a bit of a whore.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
The funniest self-snark of the day:
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 8, 2008 - 5:49pm.
35 partners???? What???? Bitch please, I had more than that on my prom night. Add an extra digit to that shit, cuz bitch is a lyin' ass ho!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 8, 2008 - 10:47pm.
That's not what your brother Cool Ranch said.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Frito, I love Maury. Here's the ultimate classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt2u2BGM
Hide the pickles!!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 8, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 8, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Should someone with the name Frito really make fun of the name Doodle? (family name)
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Let's just say that I'm not a corn chip on my birth certificate. That guy's real name is probably doodle. Lol.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Not that I'm taking sides or anything but Christie might have have a headache like 24/7.
4 husbands? Sounds like the bedroom was a little too quiet.
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