His Name Is Levi
Matthew McConaughey revealed to OK! Magazine that stoner baby's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. LAM(E)!!!! Little Levi doesn't have two last names. Alves is his middle name, because it's his mother's last name. I'm seriously disappointed. This is a fuck effort!
Matthew explained why they chose the name Levi, "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"
Seriously, I think I got contact high from reading his explanation. Bitch was hitting the bong hardcore. And "bitch please" at his explanation. The only bible he reads is the stoner's bible aka High Times magazine.
You know he named stoner baby after his favorite brand of jeans. Just like brother Rooster named his baby Miller Lyte after his favorite beer.
Matthew and Camila also released this statement:
"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."
—Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves
It's a cute and normal name, but I was expecting Matthew to deliver the fucking goods.
At least I can count on Rooster to bring the laughs. Rooster talked to People about his brother's first baby, "It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl.
Rooster has officially become my favorite McConaughey.
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What about Jordache? Sergio Valente? Toughskin?
Wrangler?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 3:36pm.
A redneck like him picks a Jewish name?
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I thought that too...but it's more likely about the jeans, no? I thought - at least he didn't name him Levi Strauss.
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Levi Strauss??cutes. :>Leviticus??
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You totally know it's about the jeans. He's just messing with us about the bible reference!
I'm loving it.
Stop lying Matthew. You didn't choose that name because it's in the Bible, you chose it because you like the Jeans.
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I like it.
As far a celeb bay names go, it is towards the normal end of the scale.
Congratz!
Dumbass. Levi isn't a beer. It's a jean. ;)
Never mind the idiot blue jeans name.
How many names does the mother have?? 5 and a de.
Guess he could borrow one when he grows up.
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A Jewish name, no?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I really wish I was hanging out with Jesus while he was on Earth. Because I really believe in my heart that 75% of the people who claim to be his followers, don't even know what he was really about.
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Yuck. Just yuck to anything McTRex related. How many stanky, mobile home-livin', sweaty, naked bongo playing hippies also take the time to be bible heads? That is true dedication to being a douche.
On another note, I hope Baby TRex's first word is "Duuuuude!" Followed by "Jesus Christ, take a shower you old hippies!".
I was prepared to point, mock and laugh and then he names the kid Levi, and the best I got is that it anaagrams into evil.
He does not seem like the Bible type. I am surprised he can read at all.
He Basically named the kid after himself. Levi is not the worst name. I mean it's bad.......... but it could be worse.
I kinda like it. I think I am going soft on the celebs, because I liked Sunday Rose, too.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
These fucktarded celeb baby names.
The religious "connection", please, are they in prison or something?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
cute
He's a bible quoter? Like I needed another reason to dislike him.
A redneck like him picks a Jewish name? Oy, my ancestors are doing 360s in their graves.....lol
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He reads the bible?
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i actually really like that name...it could be alot worse anyway. wasn't he going to name his kid Bud Light or Rooster or something?
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