His Name Is Levi
Matthew McConaughey revealed to OK! Magazine that stoner baby's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. LAM(E)!!!! Little Levi doesn't have two last names. Alves is his middle name, because it's his mother's last name. I'm seriously disappointed. This is a fuck effort!
Matthew explained why they chose the name Levi, "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"
Seriously, I think I got contact high from reading his explanation. Bitch was hitting the bong hardcore. And "bitch please" at his explanation. The only bible he reads is the stoner's bible aka High Times magazine.
You know he named stoner baby after his favorite brand of jeans. Just like brother Rooster named his baby Miller Lyte after his favorite beer.
Matthew and Camila also released this statement:
"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."
—Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves
It's a cute and normal name, but I was expecting Matthew to deliver the fucking goods.
At least I can count on Rooster to bring the laughs. Rooster talked to People about his brother's first baby, "It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl.
Rooster has officially become my favorite McConaughey.
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Wooderson!! All right, all right, all right!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Someone mentioned this, but yeah, it's a jewish name.
I was poulling for Corona bonghit mcconagay.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
James Haven, I thought you were supposed to be named Shhhiloh, n'est-ce pas?
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."
Why does he always sound like his character from Dazed and Confused?
"Just keep livin, L-I-V-I-N, baby."
I guess that was his only good role ever, b/c he was just playing himself.
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It's like wearing a mock turtleneck. Why would anyone pretend to be wearing a turtleneck?
James Haven was supposed to be named Levi. Levi Haven. But daddy Voight was against it. Said it reminded him of an old man in a pair of jeans.
The second choice was Ralph. Ralph Haven? No go.
So thankfully, Granny Voight suggested James. God bless that old goat!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Thornhill on July 8, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Levi Lowrider Stonewash the third..
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Thorny! Hi! I was verbally missing you the other day...and then I see I keep missing you these days...and now I think I missed you:(
O well, Hi - anyhoo.
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Really - I'd only be echoing this:
Seriously, I think I got contact high from reading his explanation. Bitch was hitting the bong hardcore. And "bitch please" at his explanation.
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I went to high school with a kid named Levi. TOTAL FREAK. I hate to be so shallow (what am I saying, this is a gossip website) but he was ugly as fuck and was always hugging people and telling them he loved them. He would text message my friend during classes just saying "I love you." His girlfriend was equally as odd. I know Levi is a pretty normal name, but it will always remind me of him and I just can't get past that.
TRex took time out from his busy party and philandering schedule to witness the birth of his child? No way.
Congrats, cute name and I am sure this is going to be a cute kid.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Did she really have to bust out the Saint's day name on the announcement? I got tired of reading all that halfway through Saraiva. In all seriousness, congrats to them.
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That's My sideboob!
Is it Lee-vye or Lev-ee? So he's either named after a structure that keeps out water or a pair of pants. Awesome.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
20 years from today, Sunday Rose will be storming out of her mother's house yelling, "But I love Levi, and we are going to live in a tent on the beach. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT."
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 8, 2008 - 10:06pm.
I know, it's terrible. i wince every time I think about it!
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
could have been worse.
could have been Walker Texas Ranger
heyyy now I kind of like that name!
runs off to go get knocked up by Rooster
Rooster is a GD idiot! LMAO!
It's good to have a boy the first time 'round! You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl.
*insert Butt-Head laugh here*
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
DAE
I STILL can't get over that name. Sunday. lol
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 8, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Your welcome (any excuse to vist that site is good enough for me!)
It's a lot better than Sunday Rose, that's for sure.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Levi was a popular name in the 90's wasn't it? I seem to remember a lot of little Levis running around then, a girl I know named her son Levi and he's in high school now. Thought it was a dumb name then and I still think it's a dumb name. It seems kind of a "red-necky" name, (no offence to any Levis out there).
Remember HUSKY's from Sears? or was it just the chunky monkey's that wore 'em?
Madam s. I got the number to his tent right here on my desk.
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I agree angel.....Matt had no idea....Camilla got him stoned, then suggested the name....he said , "Cool" in between bites of Doritos....
aww shit, I have to go to work now......I'd rather nap.
see y'all later!
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
Actually, he was pushing from Wrangler McConahay, but Camila objected.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 8, 2008 - 3:47pm.
What about Jordache? Sergio Valente? Toughskin?
Wrangler?
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Sergio Valente! LMAO!
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Zomay!!
If you could only contact them I bet they would take your suggestion and change it to Billabong in a heartbeat! It feels right.
Levi Lowrider Stonewash the third..
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Hollister McConaghey.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I can't help myself, I just love this guy! Quoting the bible was a bit much for my love though.
Levi is a cute name and I hope he's a happy, healthy baby boy.
DAE
Thanks. Now I get it.
That name is not bad at all
*puts foot in mouth*
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 - 3:49pm.
angel, he may have picked it for the jeans, but Levi is a JEWISH name....
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Oops again! I see it was old news by the time I said it...
and yeah - I know: Toronto is half Jewish, half Chinese. (just KIDDING! sorta)
But, honestly, I betcha that redneck is only finding that out right about now;p
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Billabong McConaughey.
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Ahhaha Thornhill,
You beat me to it...
Vintage wash or regular wash?
Stretch or non?
LOL
Sorry but that's a stupid, lame name for a kid.
LEVI!
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I say we get dangerous
I bet his real middle name is "Boot Cut".
From Behindthename.com (I LOVE that site)
LEVI
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Biblical, Jewish, English
Other Scripts: לֵוִי (Hebrew)
Pronounced: LEE-vie (English) [key]
Means "attached" in Hebrew. In the Old Testament Levi was the third son of Jacob and Leah, and the ancestor of one of the twelve tribes of the Israelites (the tribe that eventually became the priests of the Israelites). In the New Testament this was another name for the apostle Matthew. As an English Christian name, Levi came into use after the Protestant Reformation.
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Bootcut or relaxed..?
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madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 4:48pm
And their tree house hide out will be called "Members Only".
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Well it could have been worse they could have named him Monday, or Moonday or Moondoggie LOL. Actually I like Levi, it's an older name, I remember hearing it a lot in old movies. This one wasn't so bad.
QUIKSILVER McConaughey was his first choice.
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Levi is ok.
At least he didn't name him after his brother Rooster.
I was soooo hoping for Toker.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
angel, he may have picked it for the jeans, but Levi is a JEWISH name....at least it won't be humiliating for the kid to tell his name.....
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
Um that's the....
Well, it's really...
My what a...
I got nothin...it's 4 and I'm out.
BTW the name is not too bad.
levi is an awesome name, cuz i named my son that. i LOOOOOVVVVESSSS it. lol.
levi is an awesome name, cuz i named my son that. i LOOOOOVVVVESSSS it. lol.
Bradiful,
I PRAY they next have a girl they name Jordache, followed by twins named Toughskin and Wrangler.
whatevs with this douche, but his body is killer, damn him.
Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves
will someone please explain why her name is so friggin long??
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Could of been 'wrangler'.
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Well, it could have been alot worse.
Levi aint that bad.