Pepaw On Big Brother!
The American version of the reality shit show Big Brother begins its 10th season this Sunday night. Yeah, ten seasons of dumb twats getting drunk, being slutty and saying offensive bullshit. Sounds like my family reunions.
CBS unveiled the cast of dick bags this morning. There's a gay cowboy, a blonde slut and some douche named Memphis. Fuck all those skanks, because I have already found my favorite. His name is Jerry and he's a real-life great pepaw from Texas! 75-year-old Jerry loses some points because in his bio he doesn't mention Werther's original, Metamucil or warm compresses. That being said, Grand Pepaw Jerry is going to win this bitch. Trust this.
The producers also cast a Nick from BB8 body-alike named Jessie (below). Ha. He spells his name liks a girl. Jessie is a 22-year-old bodybuilder from CA. I don't know whether to lick him or put a hex on him. His body is kind of creeping me out. That many muscles could only mean one thing: SMALL PEEN! And you know Grand Pepaw Jerry is totally going to gay out with this bitch.
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Shit...I vote for Texas Pepaw Jerry!! I hope he doesn't get all redneck and give Texas an even worse reputation than we already have.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Where's "Original Putas"? I think I found her/him a new avatar (center thumbnail). lmao
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "R I C H L O V I N G.C O M" yesterday, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating! A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Jessie looks like a total douchebag
Yeah, and that fucktard Catholic school teacher also doesn't believe women are equal! He has serious problems. I think:
He probably secretly hates women and takes it up the butt, however, since he's Catholic (against God), he feels the need to bash women.
or
He sucks in bed and keeps getting ragged on and feels emasculated by women.
or
His mom beats him.
Either way, he's a douche that makes out with a picture of TommyGirl while sitting on the toilet masturbating.
Okay, so gay cowboy's gonna leave his lil' one-eyed weiner dog (sounds like a great euphemism, doesn't it?) Payton to appear on this whoriffic show. What?
What a jackhole.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
He also took second place on Flava of Love. Flava Flav will fuck anything.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Hm... ten years? Not only have I never seen this show, but I don't think I really heard about it until Dlisted. Maybe I did but it didn't process.
Pepaw for the win.
He and Renny are the hottest bitches in there, so send vibes, because they will be the first out. Know THAT.
The gay cowboy is an idiot -- I read his bio, and he lists Chris LeDoux as one of his idols, referring to him in the present tense. LeDoux died three years ago, dumbass.
Also says he can manipulate people and he's "unique and random." Sounds like the average con artist to me.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I am so excited for Sunday when the season starts and Jerry is for sure one of my favorites ... him and Keesha the daniele wannabe.
I think Muscle Mary would be a perfect bottom. He IS so demure, pulling his Calvin's a litte taut to cover his bumm. Rather entertaining....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
SHEA THATS NOT REALLY SEXY
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Pepaw is sexier than the roid dude.
Submitted by ViVee on July 8, 2008 - 5:22pm.
BB8 & BB9 had the most annoying fucktards claiming to be religious and if I hear one moron this season mention Jesus I'm changing the channel.
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Brace yourself,ViVee, there's a Catholic school teacher on this season. He says if Hilary Clinton had become President he would have left the country. He sounds like he'll be vying to become fucktard of the decade.
Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 6:13pm.
You kinda have to watch the first couple of episodes to get into it.
Wow. Glad I won't be watching.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Yeah, I've only watched about 7 minutes altogether of all of both US and UK and that took a year...it's so very, very dry - I don't get it.
And adding a Pepaw doesn't exactly imply that they're gonna be stepping up the pace, really.
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Someone remind of the point of this show again? Would it be how many times in a show you can YAWN?
I watch every season of this fuckery.
GO PEPAW JERRY!
p.s. Amber on BB8 was the most annoying bible thumper there ever was.
The gay cowboy just reminded of a group on Americas got Talent that sang "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy".
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Wait wait wait.
Did anyone else know that "champion bull rider in the gay rodeo circuit" was an option?
MK??? You are in the wrong line o'work ma friend.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I am so sick of these quasi-pseudo-faux-reality shows. I absolutely hate each and every one of them. I am thoroughly surprised at their popularity ... especially the really cheesy ones on MTV and Vh1.
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The Big Brother in Spain is the best.
When the ratings go down, the contestants get nekkid the next night.
This is how it should be.
Although I would rather not seen pepaw & roid peen any time!
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Hmm, I think they may be going for something different this time around, the majority of the cast is over 30.
Miss Priss,
I'm with you. I can proudly say that i have never watched a single epi of AI, ANTM, BB, or any of that reality non...wait...i did watch Biggest Loser...but trainer Bob was farkin HOT!!!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Sure, that works. You can also make it a bong game, too. Little tricky holding the smoke for the length of the chug-a-lug recitation part, but it's doable....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
MK, admit it. You love the pepaws.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
LOL at "Werther's original, Metamucil or warm compresses"
Werther's are probably responsible for the Metamucil. If you don't have teefs, you can't eat the healthy fiber stuff like apples and corn on the cob. No, my friend's mom has terrible teefs and she is waiting for her dental implants and she can't eat ANYTHING good except yogurt and hummus and tapioca pudding. And she has diverticulitis so she can't eat other healthy stuff like baba ghanouj and blueberries. ANd it's uncomfortable to watch her eat. Gah! Poor woman. As she repeatedly urges me:
Take GOOD care of your teef. Life without them sucks.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 5:29pm.
That's why you crack a fresh one whenever they show someone going to get the bible, and every mention is a drink. When they read aloud, you chug throughout. Solves 2 problems: #1 you start to look forward to them pulling that trick, #2 you certainly don't remember WTF drivel they spouted.
Yes, I miss Chicken George, he was the most laid-back contestant in history. He was so cool.
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Ooooo I see the drinking game fun now. Can I do it with Coke though? Not much of a drinker. Oooo, or Red Bull. THAT would be fun. I hope the old man wins. He looks like such a cool old dude.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 5:25pm
Ugh, when Natalie started going on about her numbers shit and Jesus this and Jesus that I almost bought all of the vodka in Canada
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OMG! I hated Natalie, when Matty got voted out I was so happy and when Nat got voted I was even happier.
Any man who puts on tighty whities and looks at himself in the mirror IS A FUCKING LOSER. I go to the gym, but never feel the urge to bear down to my banana hamocks and look at myself. Go eat something you fuckhead!!
Re; gay cowboy
Peter's song from family guy.
"There once was two cowboys, alone out on the trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, now they're having gay sex.
cowboy gay sex.
sodamyeeeeeee
sodamyeeeeee
sodamyeeee
sodamy.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 5:22pm.
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That's why you crack a fresh one whenever they show someone going to get the bible, and every mention is a drink. When they read aloud, you chug throughout. Solves 2 problems: #1 you start to look forward to them pulling that trick, #2 you certainly don't remember WTF drivel they spouted.
Yes, I miss Chicken George, he was the most laid-back contestant in history. He was so cool.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ew, I have a feeling Im gonna hate that Ashlee simpson looking bitch, shes even got the butt chin thing going on, just like ass!
Gay rodeo cowboy! I'm in love!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 8, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Or, make up your own applicable drinking game, that's the only way I got through the last season, ROFL
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Ugh, when Natalie started going on about her numbers shit and Jesus this and Jesus that I almost bought all of the vodka in Canada. You know who I miss? Chicken George. He was the COOLEST.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Poor peepaw will be voted out the first day.
Don't watch this show either...or any of those stupid shows, I get all I need from Joel McHale and Dlisted, so I won't know how this cute pepaw will get treated by all the meatheads and whores...
until MK posts it...or Joel jokes about it
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I say we get dangerous
MK hit the nail on the head here - look at the strategic angles of the photos and tell me his dick isn't the size of mini-me's.
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
BB8 & BB9 had the most annoying fucktards claiming to be religious and if I hear one moron this season mention Jesus I'm changing the channel.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Or, make up your own applicable drinking game, that's the only way I got through the last season, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
hello
I don't watch this show, but I hope they treat this man with a little respect.
**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**
Ooo, Renny the Burlesque Dancer looks like a classy bitch. Fuck, I swear if there's some Team Christ bullshit this season I'm NEVER WATCHING AGAIN.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo