Tuesday, July 8th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Mimi In Elle Magazine
We've got two Photoshop Award winners (see below) today! Although, Mimi should really be given some sort of Photoshop lifetime achievement honor. She probably doesn't even know what she really looks like. At this point, they totally Photoshop her already Photoshopped pictures.
Something in the milk ain't clean about this Elle cover. Mimi looks like she's about to push her own head off of the body that clearly doesn't belong to her. The rest of the spread is no suprise. Mimi is in a bikini! Seriously, bitch needs to join the cast of the next Surivor. That way she can frolick the beach half-nekkid without any judgement.
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That looks like HALF of Mariah Carey thanks to Photoshop! LOL
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Submitted by James Haven on July 8, 2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
SmOOch2U2!
Poor stressed out JH, should you just go into Brads room, kick him in the uranus and snatch some of his xanax. You know that bitch is hiding a bottle under his carved granite pillow!
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
*kicking my left leg up wearing sexy high heels, giving a seductive smile, and showing all my business*
hi james.....
why the hell am i here?
Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:09pm.
gucci! SmOOches!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 8, 2008 - 5:08pm.
@ James Haven,
Hey! Long time no see!
James, what do you really think of Mimi? Is really a bitch?
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DAE!! SmOOches!
As you know Mimi can be quite tempermental. However, since her marriage to Nick, she has somewhat calmed down. She only bit James Haven twice. Not bad considering last time James Haven needed butterfly stitches.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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james how are you?
mariah looks great but these photos where airbrushed to death. she's still a great singer however so she gets a pass for being airbrushed, acting tacky, and being a complete mental case.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Thornhill on July 8, 2008 - 5:01pm.
@James Haven..Sup handsome..?
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THORNY!! double SmOOches!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@ James Haven,
Hey! Long time no see!
James, what do you really think of Mimi? Is really a bitch?
~♥~cause every moment we share together
is even better than the moment before
if every day was as good as today was
then i cant wait until tomorrow comes~Westlife~♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Deb! SmOOches!
Mad wanted to look on the "edge" so he asked James Haven to give him a new look. James Haven had some green dye leftover from St. Paddy's day and with the twist of the wrist, Mad had a new look!
Yes. Brad does have a habit of wearing the same clothes day after day. Nasty!
James Haven showers three times a day and moisturizers as much. It has been hell living in this pigpen with Brad. As usual, James Haven has been stuck in a closet.
To make matters worse, Daddy Voight has been telling James Haven to put in a good word for him. Yeah, like Angie is EVER going to let Daddy Voight in the birthing room!
When will it end?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Photoshop is the devil! Mimis husky-brusky, she's missing liteally half of her ribcage alone.
I love what it says over her crotchtal area....perfect!!
I think the "One treatment that fixes it all" would be photoshop....just ask Mariah!!
"Retouch my body" mwahahaha...
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@James Haven..Sup handsome..?
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I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 8, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Kd! SmOOches!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven... snatch his hat off his head when he's not looking and snap a picture! I'll be waiting outside of the third floor window so you can throw the camera to me and it will be on front page of News Of the World before you can say "Heyletsbuyanotherbabybeforemystitchescanevenheal"
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
EWH
VILE FAT UGLY COW
she is monkey woman.
mariah is proof we descended from apes. she is just further behind in the process.
heifer.
http://www.joetohell.blogspot.com
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Viva! SmOOches!
The time is VERY near! James Haven has been keeping himself busy giving the doctors and nurses makeovers!
Tensions with Brad is business as usual! He is being very mean to James Haven, but James Haven will find a way to get him back for all his tomfoolery!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Don't fuck with mother nature, this bitch is beautiful as she is, she doesn't need to look like a SATC tramp, her regular trampiness is just fine. lol
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
She shouldn't even bother showing up to these photo shoots. She's old and nobody wants to look at her anymore, that's why she feels the need to dress in practically nothing. Somebody should probably tell her that.
James Haven on July 8, 2008 - 4:40pm.
James Haven has taken a few minutes off from keeping vigil by Angie's bedside, to say hello to his favorite dlisted bitches!
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LOL Hi James Haven. You are such a good 'brother' :)
My thoughts exactly. They made the neck too long and the head is too far to the reader's right.
Submitted by OXA on July 8, 2008 - 4:41pm.
LOOKS LIKE THEY STUCK HER HEAD ON SOMEONE ELSES
BODY.
James Haven! How are you? I have lit a candle in my I heart angiejo shrine everday since she went to the hospital and I am just DYING for a little news. Maybe someone can hold a press conference or something.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
Submitted by James Haven
As long as it wasn't you that approved that cover with bad photoshop...
Is Brad still in the same clothes as last week? How are you living with that aroma? How did Maddow get a green racing strip in mohawk?
Some many questions...inquiring minds ya know...
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
LOOKS LIKE THEY STUCK HER HEAD ON SOMEONE ELSES
BODY.
poor, poor, poor guy. he looks way in over his head.
He just realized, at this shoot, that the tacky bitch won't ever cover up and look decent.
James Haven has taken a few minutes off from keeping vigil by Angie's bedside, to say hello to his favorite dlisted bitches!
Mimi's makeup, you like? James Haven used all of his best Mary Kay on this bitch!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Nick is so over this heffa LOL.
And Mariah is too self absorbed. my goodness, all she does is pose. i used to love her, but she doesn't even sing anymore. Just recite the same chorus over and over again.
Holy shit, how much longer are we gonna have to hear about her 'new' body? Looks more used than anything...
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Firstly, I want tha bikini. Secondly, how awkward is that pic of her and Cannon? He looks scared to touch her.
I am so fuckin sick of her. I mean enough already. Her shitty album came out like 2 months ago so there is really no reason to talk about her until the divorce goes thru.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
That cover pose is stupid! Who stands like that? Plus, the head and the arm on the left look fake. The hand is too big for that arm.
That's one major Photoshopping there! They deleted 2/3 of her entire body... Well done! That's why we have these computer geeks who know just how to photoshop the celebrity in a way "no would ever guess" they've been digitally REMASTERED.
Idiots.
Bradiful, I'm with you....I LOVE "Vanishing", "Vision of Love", "Always Be My Baby"....and more too.....
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
DebFrmHell on July 8, 2008 - 4:09pm
I still listen to her stuff.
On my work out loop, the dance remix of "Dreamlover", still fierce.
Her ballads get me every time too.
C'mon, "Vanishing", OMG!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:08pm
Her crazy is organic. Bitch is just a natural loon.
As far as I know she's not on drugs, this pic though is photoshop on drugs, she does not have kids, this is just how she is!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by Infamous on July 8, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I think she looks good in the photos....the marriage will last for a few more months
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no one is saying she doesn't look good, we are just saying there is no way in hell Mariah looks like that in real life.
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
I hear you, VLL...and what's worse is that pictures are meant to be used as PROOF. People still consider them (especially young people) to be truth. They look at Mariah, consider her successful and equate success with her ability to maintain this form. As evidenced by the "proof" supplied.
Only that's the body of some girl whose name we'll, likely, never know.
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
I think she looks good in the photos....the marriage will last for a few more months
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@Bradiful,
Hey, you can always love the one you want.
Yours is not a skanked up, crack addicted mess.
And yours has talent and can sing.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
OMG Bradi me too! I don't love her or anything, but I like her music and I like her crazy. I could go for one less butterfly in my life, though.
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
VIVA!!! *plays hard to get* OH chase me!! haha.. oh good point about them covering up flaws one didn't think they had.. That is quit awful. *blows 100 kisses your way*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 10:03pm.
*tosses you a $20*
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I know, VLL....it is sad. I was THRILLED when I saw stretch marks/celullite on Cindy Crawford's legs. Not being mean about it, it was just so nice to see she was normal.
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“I think inside all actors there’s a kid who secretly yearns to jump off buildings and say ‘Yippeekayay, motherfucker!’”
- James McAvoy
Okay now, if some of you can love the Wino I can love the Crazy Train that is MiMi.
I don't care I love her whack job bitch ass self.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by angel_i on July 8, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Bwhahahah!!
I remember!
You brought back some good 'ol mem'ries...
That was funny
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I say we get dangerous
HI OKIE! *grabs your boob and licks the side of your face*
I dunno about this shit. "She" looks good in these pics, but I would absolutely hate it if it were me. Imagine if every photo of you made you look unbelievably amazing, when you would look in the mirror all you would see is flaws. And what about the things you never considered a flaw until someone else painted over it. Now you are adding to your ever-growing list of insecurities when you could save yourself and your therapist the time by just refusing to let them photoshop you like that and say HERE I AM, moles or wrinkles or whatever and all.
Sorry for the rant, I am just so against this industry that creates body-dysmorphic, self-hating little girls with no real sense of what a healthy woman should look like who end up with an ED or at the very least with no value for their own beauty. It pisses me straight the fuck off.
*steps off soapbox, offers hat for tips*
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and the weird behavior award goes to....
See how tight her legs are together in the last pic.. I do that when I have to go pee, Or I DID just go pee all over myself.. hmmm.. *giggles*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 8, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I thought Mimi had dark eyes? Why are her eyes green in the last pic?
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Haha! Member Brit Brit's one blue eye?
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
The one of her and Nick looks so strange. He's not really touching her...and she looks like she's standing on tippy toe and sucking in her gut. Just plain weird!!
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Her head is huge on that cover.. WTF.. She looks like Tiffani Amber Thiessen.. Except that's NOT her real body!! I bet she's just holding in her farts like you do when you first meet someone, and its just all going to her head.. lol
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Wanna spew? Go to the website address on Mariah's hem.
Oh yes I did. The biggest surprise is - no butterflies!
Mariah gets a lifetime pass from me for "Vision of Love", though. I love that song!