Tuesday, July 8th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Mimi In Elle Magazine
We've got two Photoshop Award winners (see below) today! Although, Mimi should really be given some sort of Photoshop lifetime achievement honor. She probably doesn't even know what she really looks like. At this point, they totally Photoshop her already Photoshopped pictures.
Something in the milk ain't clean about this Elle cover. Mimi looks like she's about to push her own head off of the body that clearly doesn't belong to her. The rest of the spread is no suprise. Mimi is in a bikini! Seriously, bitch needs to join the cast of the next Surivor. That way she can frolick the beach half-nekkid without any judgement.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....
Ummm wait.
Did somebody from MariahDaily.com spooge all over that 3rd pic (the one with the fake-ass eyes) before scanning it?
Proud subscriber to ELLE here, and that is the TACKIEST cover I have ever seen. It doesn't even look like an Elle cover. I say she is a LIE! Can't she just be untrif for 5 minutes of her life? That dress look like it came off the clearance rack at Rainbo!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
I want that dress. Is that bad?
Please, someone photoshop the sarcastic look off of my face.
Haven't read the article. Does she go on and on about how she loves her curves, about how women should love their bodies, and then, proceeds to tell us that she's a Size 2?
Submitted by LisaH on July 8, 2008 - 11:38pm.
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Nick wishes he was Chris Brown.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
please, she looks like a paper doll--her head is so photoshopped on to her body..it's too small and at an off angle.
and in the pic with chris brown, why is she in a bikini and chris is in a suit and tie?
The picture gives the impression that the wax mannequin is attempting to rip off the mimi head and escape.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I'd still fuck the crazy out of her. Just need a strip of duct tape for her mouth.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This woman's vanity has no bounds. Nor does her wack-stuck-in-the-90's fashion (non)sense.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
NICK LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY PLAYING "DRESS-UP" IN DADDY'S WORK SUITS. MAKE IT STOP.
Mariah looks amazing and I loved the article.
James Haven ~ I hope Angelina is giving you a raise. Is she paying you by the kid or by the hour?
Submitted by original putas on July 8, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Isn't she overdue for another breakdown?
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aren't you overdue for a bitch slap?
Looks like she's trying to take her head off her body for reals! It's fucking hilarious!!!!
Your face!
They sure photoshopped the hell outta her hips, usually that's her best feature but she looks like all the other bitches on the cover!
Your face!
james haven:
i'm teaching grade school man with a bunch of unruly children.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
i like them together....they seem to have a connection....she looks great
Elle mag. most likely had to retouch the photos, send them over for her sign off, and keep revising them until she was satisfied. I Don't think they're forcing her to submit to this at all, its all her doing.
Shes truly shallow and dillusional at this point. Isn't she overdue for another breakdown?
The photoshopped the shit out of her eyes in the 2nd thumbnail, her eyes are BROWN. Yep, thats a red flag if I ever saw one.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy,"says Nicole."I think Ive been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head:"No,no,if you had, youd be dead because you werent together."
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■Even Stevie Wonder could get this Blind Item correct-Stock Broker
No way are those her chola hips. Girlfriend has some child-bearing hips. She has been Photoshopped to hell and back.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
@James..Peace and may your G'd be with you, who-ever she is..
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James Haven has to turn in, it's after midnight in France. James Haven has to be up real early to tend to that man stealin' ho of a sister! She is so demanding!
Mad expects breakfast in bed and Brad needs James Haven to spot him when he brushes his teeth. This house is nuts!
Bye bitches! MuAh!
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I don't care what anyone says. She's hot. Nick Cannon doesn't deserve shit.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Hit you? gucci, what grade are you teaching?
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Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:59pm.
Kizzy:
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I'll pray for you, LOL
If it helps, I still love & remember that teacher.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I love how they cut her off at the thighs on the inside pics. Charlatans.
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oh, ok :) good luck
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Kizzy:
i have about 9 like that. i'm teaching a total of 12 kids.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
dea:
i started it. i've recently graduated college and got a job working as a teacher. we where just sharing some of our experiences.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:50pm
I have no idea what grade you're teaching, but I have to tell you, when I was in the 2nd grade, I could not STFU to save my own life. My teacher grabbed my hand, and beat it with a ruler, until it left marks, then she kept smacking my hand with hers, I made her so mad. I hope for your sake, you don't get one like that. I really couldn't help it. I finished faster than others, so I'd get bored, and start talking to my friends. Whether they were finished or not, LMAO
Looking back, I can see how that would have frustrated the living hell out of her.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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i´m really lazy, and i really don´t wanna go through every comment, so, could, somebody, please, tell me how this "whipped in school" subject has been brought up? thanks
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james:
oh no honey never in a million years! they hit me but whenever that happens, i just give um a look and walk away! but i tell you james. some of these kids today are just plain rotten.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:50pm.
well, i'll say this. eventhough i've seen other teachers do it where i'm working, i am not yelling or hitting anyone's kid. absolutely no way.
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Don't do it gucci! Hitting someone's child will only land you in the BIG house! James Haven watched OZ and knows you won't be able to handle the joint! Making shanks out of toothbrushes is no job for you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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The Breakdown:
oh i so love french. eventhough i took the course in college and failed it once. i still love the language. just love it. and any man who speaks it to!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
@Gucci. Schools are tough in England, Life is tough in England, the girls schools are no different.
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This cover takes the cake. I mean, that copy and paste of her head on another body is the worst I've seen, not even as good as Mischa in her Tyrone's. Her head isn't even on straight! Hey Mimi! Get your head on straight before you hit the cover, girl! Damn!
well, i'll say this. eventhough i've seen other teachers do it where i'm working, i am not yelling or hitting anyone's kid. absolutely no way.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by Thornhill on July 8, 2008 - 4:44pm.
It was an all boys school, If I wasn't getting beating by the teachers I was usually dishing it out or getting a beat down in the playground.
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I always thought all boys everywhere were like that.
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I used to give my French teacher massages as she taught the class.
At 5.
Now talk amongst yourselves.
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Submitted by Thornhill on July 8, 2008 - 5:38pm.
@James: I was a regular at the headmasters office getting my arse whipped with a cane or a paddle, I was a hellraiser.
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Well James Haven was certainly no rabblerouser. However he did get several stern warnings for not wearing the appropriate gym uniform. (Angie would accidentally take James Haven's shorts leaving him no choice but to wear hers, talk about embarrasing!)
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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thornhill:
so your saying all girls schools didn't whip? they do in some countries..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
It was an all boys school, If I wasn't getting beating by the teachers I was usually dishing it out or getting a beat down in the playground. I was never bullied though..
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Thornhill you where whippped? oh my god that must have been horrible! i would not have lasted 2 seconds in your school!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I saw Mimi's new video and this is definitely not her body!
That is the waist of an anorexic Bela Karolyi gymnast!
tsk tsk tsk.
there should be PhotoShop rehab!!!
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@James: I was a regular at the headmasters office getting my arse whipped with a cane or a paddle, I was a hellraiser.
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I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
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james:
picking gum of your desk? man i'm an nyc girl and here, well at least in my day, you got the eraser trown at you! that or a piece of chalk! i was a good girl though. all my teachers loved me!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on July 8, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Congrats gucci! So true! these young kids are a new breed of trouble! In James Haven day, you had to respect your teacher or spend the afternoon picking gum off the desks! James Haven never had to do that because he ALWAYS listened to his teacher!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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oh god james i just graduated college and got my first teaching job and let me tell you these kids are giving me hell. they can absolutely smell the new blood know what i mean?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by james havens bitch on July 8, 2008 - 5:17pm.
JHB! SmOOches! how have you been?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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