Tuesday, July 8th 2008

The Photoshop Awards: Usher & Baby Usher On Essence Magazine

Normally, I think most babies look like grody gremlins who just can't wait to shit, vomit and drool on you. If I wanted that kind of mess, I'd go back to my ex-boyfriend. Anyway, Baby Usher does not look like one of those babies. He's pretty fucking adorable.

With that being said, why does it look like they copy and pasted him onto the cover. He's floating there like a little genie. I mean, what is he sitting on? That's a magic baby.

And Baby Usher is not amused with the words "Budget Tips" blocking half of his body. He should've kicked that shit off the page. The Photoshop artiste who put this shit together was definitely drinking and toking on the fucking job.

P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.

Thanks Sarah

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

I agree...black babies are the cutest! Asian babies are ridiculously cute too, IMO....

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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod

missy's picture

hey viva!!♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

that little baby looks like he should be sitting out side of the busstop singing the blues. He's juicy tho.

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and the weird behavior award goes to....

missy's picture

black babies are the CUTEST!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

TheBreakdown's picture

Why is Usher hoisting up a 45 year old man?

That little midget can walk on his own!

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Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

usher is the only celeb i ever saw who i actually felt, needed a nose job. it's coming down like a bird beak.

in fact, it's really starting to annoy the piss out of me. lol

pomegranate's picture

LOL I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was in a seperate pic, placed on the cover.

Cute baby, though.

Leatherette's picture

too late -- Usher already has his black man

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

Usher's native american heritage is really making him look a hot mess.

And yes, baby ush is so cute. And MK with the genie comment. And i'm at work trying not to grin like a stupid idiot. too funny.