The Photoshop Awards: Usher & Baby Usher On Essence Magazine
Normally, I think most babies look like grody gremlins who just can't wait to shit, vomit and drool on you. If I wanted that kind of mess, I'd go back to my ex-boyfriend. Anyway, Baby Usher does not look like one of those babies. He's pretty fucking adorable.
With that being said, why does it look like they copy and pasted him onto the cover. He's floating there like a little genie. I mean, what is he sitting on? That's a magic baby.
And Baby Usher is not amused with the words "Budget Tips" blocking half of his body. He should've kicked that shit off the page. The Photoshop artiste who put this shit together was definitely drinking and toking on the fucking job.
P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.
Thanks Sarah
OMG!! I am a newbie to this site and I almost choked reading this! Funny stuff!
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site SugarbabyMeet.c Qm? True or not?? ...
OMG! FREAKIN HILARIOUS! Magic Genie Baby! LOLOL!!
"Life is short...live hard"
freakin' hilarious...exactly what I was thinking...
Usher's Magic Floating Genie Baby
Thank God that kid obviously got his facial features from someone OTHER than Usher
We need to have the pic of the baby BIGGER and the pic of Usher teeny tiny..for the sake of my eyes.
Wait, I thought he wasn't whoring out his baby? What a dumb hypocrite!!!!!
Aww, Ursher and his wifey have viles of each other's blood around their necks, ala AJ and Billy Bob.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Agreed! I thought he said that too! But I guess he needs whatever money he can get so Tameeka Cougar can get more pocketbooks and lipo she desperately needs. BARF. The little boy is very cute!!
Usher had said he would never sell his son's pictures or have him in magazines. So WTF is this then?
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Awww - he's a beautiful baby.
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He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating
Yeah, that is an adorable baby, and I think most babies are repulsive, so that means a lot coming from a die-hard baby/child hater like me. He's got the cutest fat cheeks, and such sparkly eyes. Too bad his mother is a horrible, gold-digging, obnoxious tranny. Poor baby, and poor Ursher (Ursher...lol, I can never call him anything but Ursher...sorry.)
cute baby!!
P.S. - Can someone buy this magazine and scan page 117 for me? Thank you.
MK you make me laugh so hard EVERY day, I love you, you bitch!!!
Usher is one ugly mofo, but that is the cutest baby!
sorry about double post, good night all.
Cute baby. Well done Usher.
Cute baby. Well done Usher.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 8, 2008 - 8:41pm
I put in my 2 cents earlier and totally agreed with you, but it seems to have fallen on deaf ears in this room. Oh well; what can you do...
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That's not Usher, it's his evil twin, Ticket Booth Operator.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
i can count on one hand how many kids i think are cute and can tolerate...baby usher is cute...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Bda on July 8, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Please ALL WHITE BABIES LOOK ALIKE! Black babies are wayyyyy cuter! As a matter of fact most white people look alike period. At least black people come in different colors and shades. All white folk look alike. The teen girl, middle age mother, old grandpa - you find all of them look alike no matter what family it is!! LOL!
White babies are pale, bald and weird looking when they come out, black babies have more features.
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Holy fucking racist Batman. Do they have a KKK for black people??? 'Cause if they do I'm SURE you could be the leader.
What the fuck?! You just think all white people look alike because you're IGNORANT.
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Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Don't all babies pretty much look and act like little monkeys?
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Correction: Drunken monkeys.
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Yowzers.. I missed all the racial backlash. Can we all agree that newly born babies, especially vaginally birthed babies, look like they've been whopped in the face with a frying pan and covered in clear Ghostbusters goo?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I can't really stand Usher but his baby is beautiful. :)
Please ALL WHITE BABIES LOOK ALIKE! Black babies are wayyyyy cuter! As a matter of fact most white people look alike period. At least black people come in different colors and shades. All white folk look alike. The teen girl, middle age mother, old grandpa - you find all of them look alike no matter what family it is!! LOL!
White babies are pale, bald and weird looking when they come out, black babies have more features.
Submitted by Phoebe on July 8, 2008 - 7:33pm.
I think black babies are usually adorable, but not Heidi Klum's for some reason.
Phoebe, I concur. I don't think this is a black/white issue though. I think this is a beautiful mom/gorgeous dad whacko gene "double Indemnity" thing. Too much hotness can cancel out future hotness.
Babies can start out like fugly clay and eventually butterfly into extremely beautiful creatures so I ain't countin' nobody out.
Yes, I was a fugly baby [even though my mother refuses to believe that in all her vanity] but babies are just lil' bits. Have you seen an adorable child actor who grew up to be gawky and ugly as sin (not naming names)? Life is not fucking fair.
I think black babies are usually adorable, but not Heidi Klum's for some reason.
This little baby is darling - lucky he's a boy, what would a girl look like with two men as parents?
I'm not fond of bald babies. Both of ours had tons of dark hair, so bald babies look uncooked to me, whatever color they are.
Thar is one handsome, adorable baby, despite penis nosed daddy.
I love squishy babies with big round cheeks! He IS adorable (baby Usher, not big Usher). And all you can see of him, beneath the Budget Tips teaser on the magazine, are the tips of his little feet. I think his roly-poly little tookas is sitting on a low wall.
hes cute....:)
That little tyke should be hawking newspapers on a corner in Bugsy Malone.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 9, 2008 - 10:31am.
Or good morning in my time zone hehe :-).
The baby is cute, usually babies look like wizened aliens, but this kid is friggin cute! Totally photoshopped! And yes he is floating, Usher's baby is a magical baby!
Your face!
This baby is actually cute. Mom and dad, not so much.
MK, you told me once that my baby was adorable, and now knowing how you feel about most kids, I think you were telling the truth. I mean, she IS adorable, but you wouldn't say it unprovoked if you didn't really believe it, so it has to be true, right? Right??
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Gimme smut.
That baby looks thrilled to be there, let alone be the son of Usher. Huuuuuggee accomplishment.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
I'll be damned if I sit here and watched this site turn into the next Perez Hilton; racist people of ALL colors need to find somewhere else to go... this is getting ridiculous. IMO, ALL babies are kinda ugly when they first come out- white, black, purple, green, I don't care. And black babies looking like 'little monkies'? WTF? White babies are at the bottom of the cute list after ALL animals? All these are jacked up comments. I know some of you guys weren't trying to be offensive, but all comments like that do is stir up the negativity that I try to avoid; that's one of the reasons I like this site. Let's get it together, people.
*I'm officially off my soapbox now*
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Darn it all. I thought it said something about Chichi's, but no: Cheap Chic Jeans.
Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Then very last on the list are white babies. I don't know why, but they are awful, homely little things when they are born.
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Funny, because I feel the same thing about black babies. They are all ugly.
Why does this make me a racist, and you not?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Kizzy,
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Thank you, and I will, she was the one who also took the pic of the baby bunny clappity clapping I stole from lolcatz. She must be THE baby bunny go-to photog. (still not as cute as Maximus D. Bunnius' "disapproving look")
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Kizzy,
I won't tell a kitty-soul!!
The photog of that pic is amazing!
Check her out sometime when you're bored...Tanja Askani.
LCT,
I like babies if they are prepared right.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I want to eat Baby Usher with a bowl of BBQ sauce. What a fucking cutie. Still don't like bebes.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Kizzy,
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Yeah, that one doesn't make my pulse race. BTW, that babybunny pic is my new screen saver at work. (at WORK, shhh, can't let the felines know, they'll plot against me)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Kizzy,
Blame away darlin! You should be ok with this one (we hope).
Puggles,
Evenin'!
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Wow a celeb offspring that is actually cute! I am completetly amazed!!
thank god his baby is cuter than he is!
why the hell am i here?
Submitted by Clarisse on July 8, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Kizzy i blame the following Izzard fest on you!
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Why not? I totally blamed your Oldman avie for my dirtytini lunch.
Besides, Eddie was telling the truth...ROFLMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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the ps thing is amazing
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Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Don't all babies pretty much look and act like little monkeys?
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true dat.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 8, 2008 - 4:57pm.
That reminds me of the joke: Adam saw the other animals paired up and was lonely, God created dog to make him feel as though he were the greatest thing on the planet. Then God created cat to show Adam he wasn't.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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