Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Is Jakey Poo Drunk?

Girlfriend had too many Cosmos! Actually, Jake Poo probably drinks sour apple martinis. He likes how they make his manpussy pucker. Jakey strikes me as a total sloppy drunk. Like a sorority sister. He probably gets all handsy, dances on tables, lip-synchs to Cyndi Lauper and flashes his chichis at the frat boys. Reese just sits there rolling her eyes and sipping on her Shirley Temple. She puts the boo in booooring.

Here's Reese and Jakey Poo out to dinner in London last night. Jakey is currently shooting the title role in "The Prince of Persia" in the UK.

Pacific Coast News, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K
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Silvara0428's picture
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:59pm.

He's making her look bad. I give it 3 weeks max.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:59pm.

GOD these two are yawnsville. Boring squared. Boring Boring Borning Borning.

Like they sleep in separate beds and wear pajamas and slippers and drink warm milk....zzzzzzzzz

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:58pm.

I don't like Reese either.

She looks like the type of chick that would only do it missionary style. BOOOORING

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I say we get dangerous

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:57pm.

She looks like she just left the opera, and he looks like he just left a Greenpeace meeting. Where the hell WERE they?

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:56pm.

Hey I was a sorority sister and I never...flashed my chichis...at the frat boys. I did flash 'em to my "sisters" LOL

Frat boys are as dumb as a bag of bricks

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I say we get dangerous

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:56pm.

Ever since she dropped 10 pounds and went Hollywood, I cannot bring myself to like her anymore.

She was great in 'Election'.

Oh well, she can chin her Oscar and think of the days back when.

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Submitted by sexy on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:54pm.

anorak pak's ok.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:53pm.

If I had to have dinner with that frigid bitch, I'd drink to medicate, too.

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:50pm.

They look like they got thrown out of a PTA meeting.

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Submitted by Julie Mayfair on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:48pm.

Poor Jake, this is all Reese's fault!!! Their life is so boring that he has to fool himself in public just to have some action going on!!!

Submitted by The.Alias on Tue, 07/08/2008 - 2:42pm.

What's new? he always looks drunk.

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