Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

This is what bad lipo and drinking too many Jack & Jizz's does to a belly (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Chestica Simpson looking like a low-priced call girl - Hollywood Tuna

Gayelle Mandy Rogers is topless and kissing Ellen - Egotastic!

Eva LongWHORIA and Tony Parker actually made it to their one-year anniversary - Popsugar

Chuck Bass is a little light in the loafers - Lainey Gossip

Prince Hot Ginge is truly a saint - Just Jared

Just Jack McFarland is kind of looking hot - Towleroad

Pammy Anderson hurt Chestica's feelings - IDLYITW

George Clooney's car embarrasses him - Hollywood Rag

I refuse to believe that Charlize Theron has had any work done - Cityrag

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cadysmith75's picture

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service SugarbabyMeet .c Qm, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women.....

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 -10:58pm.
Sayonara, regretting it isn't the point. I know she regrets it- she sold the friggin story to People Magazine.
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I was unaware of that.

Sean Hayes IS a hottie, an amazing actor/singer/dancer, and a good person (he saved someone's life while risking his own) I am counting the days, hours, and minutes for his new show. It's already my favorite and my Tivo is already set to record every one of them.

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Sayonara, regretting it isn't the point. I know she regrets it- she sold the friggin story to People Magazine.

The point is rather than exercise, she cheated. So I don't feel bad for her.

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Theron has not had surgery (not within the last five years anyway), it's obvious that it's just makeup and 5 years that makes her look slightly different in those photos.

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"Chestica Simpson looking like a low-priced call girl..."

Redundant?

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letinstar's picture

i wonder aloud how tara reid funds her drunken vacay binges and pays for bad plastic surgery, when she hasn't had a job in years...
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Deb's picture

I don't know why I'm bothering, but Tara Reid both fascinates and repulses me.
I don't care how many tequila sunrises she has for break-ey, she still has to see herself in the mirror while putting on her bathing suit. This dingbat went on a media whore-tour crying about her botched plastic surgeries a few years back. Why display that mess? Dos she want people to jerk off to her or to feel sorry for her?
If she wants to be photographed on the beach as much as she does, (which speaks volumes as to the type of "work" she's looking for), then wear a fucking one piece, for the love of God!
Done.

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Speaking of Chestica, this photo of her freaks me the hell out. http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quick-pic-tony-romo-has-a-jessica-simp...

Sayonara's picture

I guess Tara has some serious cash in her bank account. We always see her shopping or on the beach somewhere. It must be nice.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Tara's belly looks like the Bimini Road.

Charlize, on the other hand, is perfection!!!

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lizardo911's picture

Man, she might as well have gone to the trouble of having a kid to have a nasty looking stomach like that! That is just gross.

Honky's picture

Charlize's makeup artist made her lips look too big. When you have big eyes and enlarge your lips you throw off the focal point of your face.

shandi's picture

Tara looks terrible. She needs to hide that belly.

Charlize Theron looks the same in her before and after pictures. I see no evidence of plactic surgery - just different makeup. Sometimes the claims the plastic surgery guy makes are a bit far fetched.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 8, 2008 -4:38pm.
harlee, I don;t feel bad for her at ALL. She had a good body before, and chose to get lipo and a shit boob job, instead of embracing her B cups and doing some exercise.....lazy loser.
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I am sure that she regrets getting the work done.

Kaya's picture

Jessica Simpson is really working overtime to seem normal and down to earth - eating at Sagebrush Cantina last night and Olive Garden last week. Both those places are gross.

If Tara was as embarassed about her lipo as she claimed in interviews a while back, why can't she get a one-piece bathing suit and spare our eyes that ugly sight?

And Charlize is merely 5 years older (and still gorgeous). Thet Bad Plastic Surgery guy is stretching his credibility with some of his claims, like saying someone else had a boob job when she was simply wearing a padded bra.

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harlee, I don;t feel bad for her at ALL. She had a good body before, and chose to get lipo and a shit boob job, instead of embracing her B cups and doing some exercise.....lazy loser.

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i kinda feel bad for her. It must suck to be stuck with a irreversible bad lipo job and with a spray on tan that won't wash off!

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KD's picture

first of all, I wouldn't take anything Bimbo Pam says seriously. When she follows her statement with "I didn't know if she was talking about meat or men", then it seems like she should have dirrected the comment toward HERSELF.

Charlize doesn't look any different to me. I think it can be taken out of context if you don't see the rest of her body. She was probably super skinny in the earlier photo.

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When does chestica NOT look like a low priced call girl?

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P.T.Bull's picture

I'd hit it in a New York Minute! Besides, my white, fat, cellulite-mottled belly would cover up those lipo problems anyway. ;)

Need to get her drunk first, for both of our benefit.

PS. That slim slack chick on the right looks pretty hot--especially for the eyebrow fetishists.

JillyPoo's picture

Ugh, it's only been a year for Tony and Eva?! Damn, guess we have even longer than i thought to wait for all the good divorce gossip...

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Migraineuse's picture

Can't she get that shit fixed?

Or at least invest in a one-piece bikini?

Does this delusional ho think her hail-damaged stomach is attractive?

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Leatherette's picture

alien tapeworm stomach

ChubbyWubby's picture

This is what bad lipo and drinking too many Jack & Jizz's does to a belly (site NSFW) -
Can't teach this 'ol dog any new tricks...
Chestica Simpson looking like a low-priced call girl -
She looks pretty damn good to me! I would motorboat those lovely melons.

Gayelle Mandy Rogers is topless and kissing Ellen -
That's one of the few times I wish a woman would put her top back on. YUCHHH!

I refuse to believe that Charlize Theron has had any work done - She doesn't look like there has been any work in my opinion. I see some crows feet and wrinkes, her nose looks identical and she looks like she is wearing a little more make up to hid the aging. She still looks great!

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NYAPPLES's picture

That is the nastiest fucking stomach I have ever seen, it looks like a damn tractor ran over her. How YOU Doin'

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moriah's picture

I thought maybe it was just that picture, but you can see how bad it is on the whole lot. I guess mad props for not caring, but it's still sad.

TheBreakdown's picture

Charlize is perfection.

*yawn*

She should share with those less fortunate, like that Miss Reid in the thumbnail.

It looks as if a pack of rats gnawed on her abdomen!

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Can't she get that fixed?

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Rocket's picture

Charlize is a beautiful class act!

Now on to Chestica! I'm still laughing at "jessica is on her way up".

Hekki's picture

PLEASE explain to me why you would wear a bikini if your stomach looks like this. WHY, for the love of god? If you're not worried about showing your stomach when it looks like THAT, why bother having lipo anyway?

M.E.'s picture

Sorry, the only "difference" I see on Charlize is the make up. She hasn't changed.

parissucksliterally's picture

Holy shit. Tara Reid looks horrendous.

Charlize is pretty fucking perfect...it's not fair.

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southpaw's picture

Charlize is seriously perfection..
but I saw something about Hancock with her on it, and it made me wonder if she's had any work done.
I can't pinpoint it, so maybe it is just natural aging and make-up.

I hope she hasn't given in to Hollywood and had anything done. She's so beautiful, that could go so wrong..

Can't see much of a difference in the Charlize pictures....

M.E.'s picture

Charlize is perfection.

Tara, DAYUM! I've had three kids and my gut doesn't even look like that.

Genevieve's picture

Alos, Charlize looks identical in both pictures. Streching for gossip these days.
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Genevieve's picture

Boy that Tara stuff is old
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That was mean what Pam Anderson said about Chestica but I think Chestica is a dumb bitch, too - so what Pam said is hilarious !!!!!

Hate how Chestica tries to dress like a cowgirl now since she's with a Cowboy.. Stupid...

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Daynum Tara! Cover that buckshot belly. I thought she got that shit fixed? Who was her surgeon-Dick Cheney?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Charlize is proof that a God does exist.

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And Tara Reid is proof that Satan exists.

El Bastardo's picture

Nice 428 pack stomach Tara!

I wanna pork Charlize till she screams....with ecstasy not horror.

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Clarisse's picture

Oh Ed, Ed, Ed...Was the mirror missing when you left the house? You're a little hottie, but hot don't excuse WTF.

Sean Hayes...wait, he just played a gay guy, right?? Why is he on Towleroad?

Bull-shit that Charlize has had any work done. She is naturally stunning. (bitch)

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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 8, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Charlize is proof that a God does exist.
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And that he smites the rest of us.

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OH MY EYES!! Damn you, MK!
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madam s.'s picture

I'm not an Ellen fan, but I love Portia De Rossi. I think she's beautiful, and private, plus she was SO DAMN GOOD on Arrested Development. I just think she's great.

I cannot get on the Charlize band wagon. I don't even understand it.

DebFrmHell's picture

Pictures of Charlize look the same to me. Different hair and makeup. That is all.

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Stock Broker's picture

Charlize is proof that a God does exist.