Wednesday, July 9th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 8th!
AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
The Police interrupted the filming of what was destined to be a porn classic: "Fiddle Her on the Roof" - TheVinylVillager
Broke ass Mile High Club. - The C Word
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.
AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie!
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Your genius never fails to delight...ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"This is the police. Come out...err... Get on your .... ummm... oh wait...Sienna is that you?"
-~*J*~-
Is it too late to change my mind about that whole "Put out or jump" question?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The Helicopter guy is so busted. He was supposed to be reporting the accident on 405.
Jude Law tries for a menage e cuatro!
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Immediately after giving birth to their twins and under heavy security, Brangelina head to the roof of the hospital to try to make babies 7 & 8 . . .
Tommy Girl and Will Smith dodged out of the Scientology center for a quickie on the roof.
"Love on the Rooftop" by Dick Gozinya
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The po po don't know it, but they in the crossfire of some seriously gargantuan Roof Rockets at any given moment.
A bird in the hand is worth 2 in her bush...
the roof is on fire they need the fire dept, not the police
Hmmmm... A pig and a poke.
If we turn slightly, and ignore them, maybe they'll go away.
"Pussy on a Hot Tin Roof"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Normally, the cops would have started with "Spread'em", but, well, no need.
"Come quick, stick-up in progress"
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
"Officers, thank God you're here! She passed out, deflated, and I was trying to pump her back up."
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Sergeant Bonerkiller wonders why Dispatch keeps giving him these kinds of calls.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Officer Ramirez isn't in any rush for this fuckery to stop because he knows he's in charge of taking the buttshots and genital prints for the fucker's files. He's even going to offer them a post-coital cigarette.
Leave Ruth and Rufus alone!! Sorry, that is crap!!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Dispatch: Adam 12? 10-20? (location
A12: 10-23, 10-14 over (arrived at scene, prowler report)
Dispatch: 10-4 over
Dispatch: Adam 12? 10-43? over (information)
A12: 10-6 over (Busy)
Dispatch: Adam 12? 10-31? over (crime in progress?)
A12: 10-74 over (negative)
Dispatch: Adam 12? over
A12: 10-22, 10-6 over (disregard, busy)
Submitted by Calcbunny on July 8, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Sex On the City
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LOL LOL LOL!
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i am courtney love's original face.
no caption... those pics looks strange strange strange
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
Nasty!
www.najeestyle.com
"Rover, red rover, cum on over"
Breath lady breath!!!! Perverted CPR
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Honey, this is not the Red Roof Inn.
So, ummm...*ahem*. Are you done yet?
♥ ThreadKilla! Madge's new Vadge and Hot Pregnant Dude 2.0
Lean Like a Chola
I was going to leave a caption, but I can't. If "Fiddle Her On The Roof" doesn't win, I'm going on a self-imposed one month long d-Listed strike. OK, one day long, but you get my point.
Sex On the City
I didn't think this is what you meant when you said I could slide down the pole at the fire station.
Look at the bright side, at least the "Cheaters" van didn't show up.
George Michael getting adventurous leads to George Michael getting caught. Again.
I didnt realise this would happen when you said ' lets get high and have sex'
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water but some Valtrex might be tight.
Broke ass Mile High Club.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
What happens in Trenton, stays in Trenton.
They're not wearing protection....like harnesses, rope, hard hats...
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
wtf?
Next time, try a taller building, dummy.
Sperm on the dish? Thats sooooo unhygienic!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
Up on the rooftop click click click
down through the chimney with Douchebag's dick
A pig in a poke
Even though it wasn't anywhere near Christmas, the police took the report of "something coming down the chimney" very seriously.
TheVinylVillager
El Bastardo
Ya'll are rockin' the Contest!!!
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on July 8, 2008 - 1:28pm.
The Police interrupted the filming of what was destined to be a porn classic: "Fiddle Her on the Roof"
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh that crazy Jude Law!! Not happy unless he's spreading something.
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Support Bacteria - They're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on July 8, 2008 - 12:28pm.
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"Fiddle Her On the Roof"??????
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.