Wednesday, July 9th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 8th!
AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
The Police interrupted the filming of what was destined to be a porn classic: "Fiddle Her on the Roof" - TheVinylVillager
Broke ass Mile High Club. - The C Word
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While the two robots (Kate Holmes & Sarah Larson)
were busy trying to "reboot" themselves,
Tom Cruise & Will Smith (role playing as cops) were absolutely livid that thier usual spot was taken.
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Zac Efron has such lovely bone structure,
on that note, I'd love to bone his structure
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Please, don't let us interrupt you. Continue.
The wedding/reception/honeymoon of
Tara Reid brought you by Walgreens
security cam.
ø¤°º¤ aka Geminat ø¤ºø.
http://geminat.com
First rule of celebrity sex: If there wasn't at least two witnesses, it didn't happen.
What do you mean "stick em up" officer?
coptus interruptus
"FREEZE!!! WANNA PLAY IN PUBLIC HUH? GET OFF OF HER..SHES GONNA BE MY DONUT HOLE FOR BREAKFAST CHUMP!" - OFFICER BONE
nothing says loving like sex on tar beach.
or
it's all fun and games until someone calls the cops.
always devonly
Phoebe Price will be holding a copy of Star magazine tomorrow with this picture. This will finally give her a chance to hold a press conference asking paparazzi and cops to respect her privacy.
"Sorry folks, our bad. Someone said something about a jumper, not Jump-Her."
***Cop on the right***
"Come over here Bob. Yep, this is what I live for."
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
lindsay lohan and sam ronson at it again....
So he likes it on top!
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Live in such a way that if anyone should speak badly of you, no one would believe it
I had the same thing happen to me on the rock's at foster ave. beach in chicago ILL. in 1979 bring's back the good old day's lol....
Submitted by Famousbeer on July 8, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Sky rockets in flight -
A cop is to your right!
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LMAO!!!!
Little did Madonna know just how fast A-Rod could get around the bases at Yankee Stadium.
Dude, hold on, Im almost done here.
When they sober up they'll realize their Stairway to Heaven was a rusted fire escape on W. 54th
Holy Cocksmokers Batman, can I be next?
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Sky rockets in flight -
A cop is to your right!
FOOT FETISH COP!!!! He's taking a cell phone pic of her shoes laying on the ground in front of him!
Hahahahaha!!!!! Busted cop!!!
George Michael goes from bathrooms to rooftops.
And 9 months later, they had a baby girl and named her Wednesday Afternoon Rooftop.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
News 11's Eye in the Sky is reporting that a semi just jackknifed and became stuck in the Holly Tunnel. Authorities are arriving on the scene.
Rock a bye, lovers
On the rooftop
When in the throes
of pleasure, a cop
will watch you in wonder
and call on his chum
And you'll be arrested
before you can come
Until the cops arrived, they had been led to believe that they were starring in a new movie, "Pussy on a Hot Tin Roof."
Busted in 2 ways on the roof!
Who Says Two in Hand is Better Than One in the Bush
Can't Britney and Adnan ever get a little privacy?
OMG!
that looks very sexy
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Though he's clearly above the "tunnel of love," he's in it as well.
Real Men Of Genius...because you made the decision to go up to the roof so your Mom wouldn't bust you gettin' your swerve on.
Apparently, it wasn't just Poker that Eva, Tony and friends were playing on their 1st Anniversary. Whoa, that's not Tony!
So thats really how Gayken got that bitch pregnant!
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Submitted by justmatt27 on July 8, 2008 - 2:44pm.
The cops heard a cum shot and came around to investigate.
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that's just tooooo perfect.
I guess he should've taken the rear entry.
That Courtney! You know she's the one who called the cops...and the tv helicopter
New to NY: "But officer, the contract says: rooftop access."
Dispatch,nooner in progress
you are under arrest for slipping a roofie in
Gives whole new meaning to walking the beat
Mr. and Mrs. Smith your table is ready, Mr. and Mrs. Smith your table is ready.....
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
Getting her to climax was the easy part, getting her down off the roof is the hard part.
Will you Okami please, and I shall do the same
When Officers Ben and Dover got the call to rescue a pussy off the roof top...this is not what they had in mind.
Let see LiLo and SamRo deny this picture as just a friendly kiss.
Sausage and Pepper Spray Sandwich Sex and The City Style!
The cop standing there looking...wondering if he can join in...
Go ahead, I'll wait!!
The cops heard a cum shot and came around to investigate.