Wednesday, July 9th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 8th!
AND then he got arrested for slipping her a roofie! - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
The Police interrupted the filming of what was destined to be a porn classic: "Fiddle Her on the Roof" - TheVinylVillager
Broke ass Mile High Club. - The C Word
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Awwwwwwww, thanks Mk, . , loozer, kdraco , DeeDee and congrats to my podium buddies C Word and Vinylvillager.
Thanks also to *sniff* my lovely NoAnjl xxxxxxxxx missed ya!
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Ducksnorting tastes like chicken.
oh!! and hi kd!!!!! ♥
LOL JA - Congrats!! *throwing you down on roof and rollin with you* LOL xoxoxoxo
Congrats to runners up too!! LOL
LMAO Congrats everyone...very funny ELB!
(spank you later babeeeeee)
Congrats ElB and VinylVillager - genius as always!!
Thanks MK - I feel speshul!
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
woo hoo! That pic had a lot of good captions.
To be runner up in such company is an honor!
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Congratulations to winners! Good one EB!
You can tell that I am getting old. My first thought was 'I hope he put sun screen on that pale butt'.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
El Bastardo whoot!
Runners up: Extra whoot, whoot!
You funny hos rawk.
Very funny you hilarious hoorz! Congrats!
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"This way we can say we were both on top."
This roof ain't for everybody, only the sexy people.
Faced with years of imprisonment, the Viagra shipment highjackers decided to eat the evidence.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Is it still considered a slow speed pursuit if the couple tries to hump their way off of the roof?
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Future stripey window couple that will soon find out what the limitations of conjugal visits are all about.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
After several hours of the crowd yelling 'Jump!', manic depressive couple Johnny and Jenny opted for a different style of jump.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
police allege Beckham slipped Posh a "roofie". Didn't he know that you don't have to be posh to swallow becks.
Back out slowly, droop your weapon and put your hands in the air!
this sure gives new meaning to the phrase SPREAD UM!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
PP just tell the cops you were rehearsing for your next movie part "girl screaming on rooftop".
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Diddler on the Roof
Man: "Honey, why are we fucking on a roof? People are watching from their apartments!"
Woman: "Oh, silly, some guy came up to me yesterday and told me to consider spreading it for Penthouse."
Man: "Babe, it's a magazine."
Woman: "Oh....shoot. Well, we might as well finish."
You have the right to remain......um......uh....
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I dunno Frank? Whatcha thinking? Spike Strips?
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
The two rookie cops took their expandable baton training a bit too much to heart!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
I'm all for being eco-friendly, but there's an appropriate place and time to seed your rooftop garden.
I never knew 'Fucking Cops' was an actual department in the police force!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
BUSTED! (a load)
daaamn... was i THAT drunk??
Security guard: "Do you have a permit?"
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
My trip to Playa Del Carmen without my husband.
Gina wasn't the only thing who was going to get pounded with a nightstick on the roof that day.
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Aww Fuck - it's the cops
COP BLOCK!
"It's OK officers, I'm a professional chimney sweep and I'm just making sure this woman has no creosote build up."
Roofer Madness
so this is what they mean by roofing......
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Never cheat on a helicopter pilot.
-Einah
Not a caption...a story...
I lived in a building with a roof. I built a rope ladder for it, and you could go up there, pull the rope ladder up, and no one would know someone was up there. Even if someone tried, you could hide behind the chimney and be covered before someone would see you.
I told my boyfriend about this fantasy, and he turned it down, saying it was "too cold" ...bullshit.
I'm still bitter________________________________________________
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Christie Brinkley catches Peter Cook on camera going for #36 during their divorce trial.
I know there's no fucking in public allowed, but the rooftop isn't really in public unless the cops want to join in!
Your face!
Jizz Over Troubled Waters.
Even the satellite blushed from embarrassment.
get those freaking busboys offa the girls. papa joe said it was law enforcement appreciation day. Last one in gets Ashley!
Security guard number two will definitely be whacking off to this scene later.
"DO NOT disharge your weapon!"
The 1/16th of a mile high club.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Jake and Reese take their showmance a little too far sometimes.
Gives a whole new meaning to busting.
One of the lesser known positions for sex: Missionary on tall building whilst being interupted by police position. It's not only a long name, but kind of challenging to accomplish!
Tom and Sue got extra credit in their Human Sexuality Class, however, for acheiving such a feat.