Bruno Strikes Again
Sacha Baron Cohen's tentatively titled movie,"Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt" isn't out until next year and this shit is already getting tons of free publicity. Yesterday, I posted about how Sacha duped a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian smartie into debating the differences between Hamas and hummus. Well, Bruno has also tricked a bunch of rednecks from Arkansas.
Sacha and his pranksters put out a Craigslist ad and a flyer promising dollar beer, sexy chicks and cage fighting. Shit, I'm sold.
The producer's held two events, one in Texarkana and the other in Fort Smith. The Forth Smith show drew around 1500 rednecks who had to sign releases. They were told they were being filmed for TV. You might be a redneck if you sign a release just so you can have $1 dollar. They were also told that no cameras or cell phones were allowed. HA! Like they have cell phones!
The good times quickly ended when the two cage fighters stripped down to their panties and started kissing. Rednecks don't like no homersexuals! The Smoking Gun reports that the crowd started throwing chairs and beer at the stage. You know you've pissed off a redneck when he parts with his beer!
Seriously, this movie is going to be amazing. Below is the fake Craigslist ad used to reel in Brit Brit's family members.
Thanks Stoney
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Submitted by Gry on July 9, 2008 - 9:09am.
Take a memo: NYC and LA are chock full of transplants who grew up in the so-called "Real America" you've described and opted to flee their rotten, oppressive, conformity-or-else lives.
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"But hey, if you NYC and LA residents want to think that everyone envies you, considers you superior, and desperately hopes to one day be JUST LIKE YOU, then go ahead....just do everyone else a favor and stay the hell out of the "flyover states".'
Take a memo: NYC and LA are chock full of transplants who grew up in the so-called "Real America" you've described and opted to flee their rotten, oppressive, conformity-or-else lives.
I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Submitted by Sensimina on July 9, 2008 - 2:35am.
As for everyone talking about how fucked up and stupid America is - just don't think for a second that there aren't stupid people and corrupt governments everywhere on Earth.
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Yeah, but America is still fucked up and stupid. Not that that's West Virginia's fault.
The rest of the world is especially focused on our fuckedupness and stupidity, because they are tired of the way our government pushes other nations around. Unless our foreign policy changes, it is unlikely that they will cease their criticism no matter how much they are criticized in return.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by kaiserin on July 9, 2008 - 6:52am.
Umm...I've never been to WV, but I've seen parts of it on TV and I think the trees are pretty. That is all.
And I'm from CA, much of which sucks.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
I just like how Bruno's limp wrist keeps dropping the mic.
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Why not have a delicious lolly (and $100)?
Submitted by Sensimina on July 8, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Oh look, you said it way better than I did. Isn't it funny how the people who usually make WV jokes are people who have never been there, and have no fucking IDEA what it's like? Oh wait, I forgot that if you don't live in NYC or LA, you're obviously trailer trash, intolerant, you married your sister/brother/uncle, you're obese and all that other shit.
Call me crazy, but the nicest people I've ever met are from WV, and I would live there over anywhere else on Earth (if I could get the hell out of Northern VA, that is...God I hate this fucking place). WV is fucking awesome, and it certainly beats the hell out of that cesspit NYC, or LA, which is Mexico Jr. People know each other in WV, and the sense of community is a million times stronger than anywhere I've ever been. And it's beautiful, what with the mountains and all. If you've never been, you are definitely missing out, but it's probably best if you do just stay away, because they don't like you any more than you like them.
This whole class snobbery (thanks DR FUNK) is way out of control, and it's really the new racism, for the overly PC, weepy vaginas out there that just HAVE to have someone to look down on...and since you can't be racist any more, the only thing left is to be classist. Yeah, those WV residents sure are dirty fucking poors, they should definitely feel inferior to the residents of the East and West Coasts, since everyone knows that you are only worthwhile if you live in one of those two places. But hey, if you NYC and LA residents want to think that everyone envies you, considers you superior, and desperately hopes to one day be JUST LIKE YOU, then go ahead....just do everyone else a favor and stay the hell out of the "flyover states". We're doing just fine here without your particular brand of arrogant, self-important garbage. Thanks!
-This has been a message from the rest of America, also known as "those filthy poors".
Oh yeah, if you like your heat, you might want to be a little nicer to West Virginians, since they are the ones who fucking mine the coal that heats your "superior" cities. My grandfather was a West Virginian coal miner, and he was one of the best people that I've ever known, and he sure as hell contributed more to society than most of his "betters" ever did. So get the fuck off your high horses already, jackasses!
And Sacha Baron Cohen is a douchebag, and he's NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Fucking STFU already, you unfunny shitstain.
I don't have a problem with gay people, in fact I am a big supporter of gay rights and gay marriage, but I certainly don't want to see two guys making out. But then again, I don't want to see two girls, a girl and a guy, or any other combination making out, so IDK. Keep that shit in private, for fuck's sakes. And I think I would be a little pissed if I went to see a fight, and got some making out instead...so maybe that's why the crowd was pissed, not because they are "rednecks" or whatever.
Also, I just don't get why it's not OK to make fun of anybody BUT rednecks or Christians. Shit, make fun of everyone, or nobody, because this shit is getting old. That's all. Redneck comments haven't been funny in like, 20 years, so how about we get some new material already? It's as played out as calling someone a "jelous h8r", or saying that they live in a trailer or their mom's basement or something. Just sloppy, and boring.
I love it.
1500 intolerant, judgemental dumbass rednecks being shown for their true nature - and thereby showing that a backward society still exists in America. I fucking love it.
I have 10 Bruno clips from the Ali G Show on my otube playlist:
http://www.youtube.com/profile_play_list?user=MissPlini
it's a shame one of the funniest, when he's talking to Johnathon Antin, is also the shortest....
Fuck, it SUCKS having to wait a year for this. And yeah...I hope every scene isn't leaked, wouldnt mind a few scenes in the movie that I havent heard of before I watch it.
Actually it is funny, but only to people who think Sasha Baron Cohen is funny. I like Bruno, I thought it was a pretty hilarious sketch on the Ali G Show.
Your face!
His socio-intellectual snobbery sux...but the prank is funny as shit.
SBC annoys the shit out of me. He exudes an annoying air of desperation for approval. I despise comedians whose schtick is to make them feel above everyone else. "OMG THOSE REDNECKS ARE GONNA SHIT THEMSELVES WHEN THE CAGE FIGHTERS GET GAY FOR EACH OTHER OMGZ I'M SOO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! I'M GONNA SHOW PEOPLE HOW DUMB HICKS ARE AND THAT THEY ARE INTOLERANT BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS YET!"
Give me a fucking break. I live in West Virginia, if I really found shit like this amusing I could invite the local trailer park over for pork rinds and beer pong and then say "PSYCH! We will actually be reading War and Peace and watching gay porn."
As for everyone talking about how fucked up and stupid America is - just don't think for a second that there aren't stupid people and corrupt governments everywhere on Earth.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Tickets only $5? AND $1 Beers? I'm there.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
i love these leaks but DONT TELL ME THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE!!!
Bruno was always my favorite
I like he almostt always dies
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
oh man! i sooooooooooo want to see that! lol
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 8, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I hope none of the actors were hurt!
Fuck, I wouldn't want to piss off 1500 crazy, drunken rednecks, that's for sure...
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Not unless you got a couple hundred hopped-up trannies on your side, that's fersure.
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Hilarious. I just find him amusing cuz he brings out the true colors of most Americans. He shows the rest of the world how much this country sucks. All Borat did was (well besides make me laugh) make me embarrassed for the state of disaster this country is in.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
not touching this one at all!
Hmmmmm....
Me thinks the folks in here who don't think Sasha is funny may actually be his targets...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 8, 2008 - 1:47pm.
oh come on, Mrs. K!... Tony Clifton!.. the abusive lounge singer that used to "open" for Kaufman that was really Kaufman himself.... alright, i'll look into the Ali G. thing... but, i hold you personally responsible if i don't like it!LOL!
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"Now the only thing I've come to trust,
is an orgasmic rush of lust.
Rose tints my world,
keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 8, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.
can he do Tony Clifton?
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Sweetie baby, I do not know (or recall) this Tony Clifton you speak of. But hum and few bars and I'll fake it.
Rent Ali G.
Do it today.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 8, 2008 - 1:31pm.
can he do Tony Clifton?
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"Now the only thing I've come to trust,
is an orgasmic rush of lust.
Rose tints my world,
keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."
what
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The difference between Red Necks and Jersey Guidos is the Guidos would blow each other after the show. Trust.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 8, 2008 - 10:03am.
i've never seen anything of Sacha Baron Cohen's, but(and i may be wrong) it seems like a rip off of Andy Kaufman
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OMG I was just going to say "good ol' SBC, carrying on in the tradition of Andy Kaufman, may he rest in peace."
Rent Da Ali G Show.
Do it now.
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"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all." - Oscar Wilde
Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:23pm.
The really sad thing is that they drew the crowd via a Craigslist ad, so they got the more sophisticated rubes in the area.
That is what we call "Hi-Tech Rednecks". I suppose that I am a variation of that - an educated hillbilly.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Ahhaha mike!
Good point.
The really sad thing is that they drew the crowd via a Craigslist ad, so they got the more sophisticated rubes in the area.
Ahh... the rich cultural fabric of the U.S.
On the one hand I judge because I find that culture so vile, but on the other hand if I was told I was going out for a really nice dinner and to hear some music that I like but then found out I was tricked and there would in fact be rednecks and fake-tittied girls dressed like Brooke Hogan there dancing on tables, I would be fucking pissed and might throw a chair and a couple of wine glasses myself.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 8, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Otherwise known as MK's Saturday night.
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I can't breathe over here.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
So he promised them a particular type of show and then did not deliver. HAHAHAHA. NOT
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Hurt homo not funny , hurt homo by 1500 angry redneck who tought that they were goin to get $1beer ,hot chicks and cage fights hilarious
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
ESE,
Dead on.
Didn't like the humor of either unfortunately. It is like watching a hamster on speed, run his wheel while cracking oneliners. Too exhausting to be funny.
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When life hands you lemons, you have one big effing basket of lemons.
"Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt"
Otherwise known as MK's Saturday night.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
HA!!! That's HIGHlarious!
Bruno was always a great Ali G Show character.
TexnDoc on July 8, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Like every Guido in Jersey wouldn't have acted the same.
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lmao. word.
Submitted by loozer on July 8, 2008 - 1:06pm.
oh, i'm sorry... i forgot to type "bad" in front of "rip off of Andy Kaufman".. LOL!
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"Now the only thing I've come to trust,
is an orgasmic rush of lust.
Rose tints my world,
keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."
SBC is the bravest man I know. I love Bruno when he interviews all those manly men and they get all pissy when he says he is gay. too funny and kinda scary! like the dumbass pro-america expo event organiser in this interview.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SnB5vqObkLw
Every Strangers Eyes,
You are correct. Only Kaufman was a lot funnier.
I watched the Borat movie and the few funny parts were overshadowed by the non-funny.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Like every Guido in Jersey wouldn't have acted the same.
I kinda feel sorry for the rednecks. It would be like their remote control not working and they couldn't change the channel during a QAF marathon. Or on the opposite end, my tv being stuck on the hunting channel.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
i've never seen anything of Sacha Baron Cohen's, but(and i may be wrong) it seems like a rip off of Andy Kaufman
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"Now the only thing I've come to trust,
is an orgasmic rush of lust.
Rose tints my world,
keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."
MK, I used the redneck term "homersexual" on you once and you loved it so much that you are still using it. I'm flattered!
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
That shit is going to be good! I love SBC!
I hope none of the actors were hurt!
Fuck, I wouldn't want to piss off 1500 crazy, drunken rednecks, that's for sure...
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
haha I cant wait to see this!!!!