Tuesday, July 8th 2008

Druggies Are Hard To Work With


In this preview from this Sunday's "The Two Coreys," Corey Haim has a complete meltdown on the set of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece "Lost Boys 2." Haim refuses to come out of his trailer for a close-up scene, because he really wants a cigarette. While Corey Feldman and his assistant talk about how Haim is completely fucking himself up, Haim makes his beautiful chola assistant Nelle fetch his bag. You can hear Haim snorting his life away in his trailer. This shit is sad and uncomfortable, but I think the trailer for Lost Boys 2 is sadder.

In case you missed it, here's the LB2 trailer. TRASH!


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Posted by: Michael K


Stock Broker's picture

Wonder why there's a dude dressed up like Dana Carvey "Waynes World" in it?

Did they used clippings from that show for this masterpiece?

This movie isn't even good enough for the Dollar Store clearance bin.

M.E.'s picture

What is creeping me out is that Corey Feldman looks the SAME in this POS sequel as he did back in 1987.

How is that humanly possible? It's been 21 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT! 21 GD YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*feels older than shit now*

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I DVR'd "Lost Boys" a couple of months ago, I can still recite a majority of the damn lines.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Clarisse's picture

LoLo,
"Well you should have watched that shit when you were a 13 year old girl! It was fucking awesome then!"

Damn Skippy!!!

On topic, Holy Shit! Edgar Frog hasn't aged a bit!!!!!

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mike's picture

Submitted by LoLo on July 8, 2008 - 12:15pm.

My parents wouldn't take me to R-rated movies when I was 13, and have no excuse for the girl part.

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by LoLo on July 8, 2008 - 8:15am.
_Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I recently saw The Lost Boys for the first time, and it really kind of sucked. It was formulaic, full of cheesy 80s-ness, and the dialogue was very sitcom-y. I'd really expected a bit more.

Well you should have watched that shit when you were a 13 year old girl! It was fucking awesome then!
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WORD Lolo!!!!

I fricken LOVE that GD cheesy ass movie!

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_Submitted by mike on July 8, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I recently saw The Lost Boys for the first time, and it really kind of sucked. It was formulaic, full of cheesy 80s-ness, and the dialogue was very sitcom-y. I'd really expected a bit more.

Well you should have watched that shit when you were a 13 year old girl! It was fucking awesome then!

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FritoDorito's picture

I think it's amusing when washed up actors spend money they desperately need on drugs. Whens the last time these two assholes had work?
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Submitted by madam s. on July 8, 2008 - 6:10pm.

That Lost Boys trailer doesn't make being a vampire seem very appealing. You live forever but have to hang out with a bunch of loser high school kids doing lame and annoying things. Pretty much a lose/lose situation.
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mike's picture

I recently saw The Lost Boys for the first time, and it really kind of sucked. It was formulaic, full of cheesy 80s-ness, and the dialogue was very sitcom-y. I'd really expected a bit more.

Silvara0428's picture

So sad that he has become this self destructive!

TheBreakdown's picture

They should give US a fuckin' reality show:

'When Fans Attack No-Talent Skanks'

and what better way to film it than live?

Of course, we'd have to stake out in bathroom stalls and in front of the Ivy.

But I would LOVE to chase Lindsay Lohan down with a crowbar!

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madam s.'s picture

That Lost Boys trailer doesn't make being a vampire seem very appealing. You live forever but have to hang out with a bunch of loser high school kids doing lame and annoying things. Pretty much a lose/lose situation.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Shit, even I am more interesting than these wankers. Where the fuck is my reality show?!
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VaNcItY's picture

Hey MK - that's not Corey Feldman's assistant, that's his wife! lol

Miss Priss's picture

Where's Jason Patric!

It must suck to know you're a has been and not be able to deal with it...sad indeed

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Fuck Corey! I wanna see Angus Sutherland.

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Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."

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