Brooke Hogan's Friend Is Gorgeous
Day-shift hooker alert! Brooke Hogan must be one secure tranny to go out with such a gorgeous friend. I mean, spandex/lace dress, spray-painted fake Louboutins, white lame shorty jacket and red rouge for days - perfection! This is the way every young liquor store hooker lady should dress for a classy night on the town.
AND! I can no longer clown on Brooke. Bitch is wearing exquisite lucite heels! If those beauties are from the Shauna Sand collection, I will get on my knees and worship her ding dong. Brooke Hogan is okay by me. Yup, lucite heels is all it takes.
Here's Brooke and her gorgeous day-shift hooker friend outside the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. WAIT?! NYC?! Excuse me, I have to go stalk KMart's lingerie department in hopes of seeing Brooke's stunning friend. Day-shift hookers love KMart's lingerie dept.
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Brooke is a genius. She keeps her friends shorter, fatter, and fashion challenged so she'll look like a (barely) passable tranny. I've underestimated her!
Aaaw..Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!...
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
This girl is one Sharpie away from being a Chola....look at that makeup!
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 8, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Fucking_Classy:
those cheeks are courtesy of a fresh pimp-slap from their wrestling match in the limo.
You know how those boys that like to be girls do!
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LMAO!!!
You mean a good half a dozen pimp slaps... god, she looks like shit.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
dressing like shit is the new black
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT / CTH,
I think Gerry tastes like chocolate covered tater chips. Sweet and salty.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Some people have no shame. That looks like a body shaper!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
And yeah, al least Brooke's friend looks FEMALE.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Fucking_Classy:
those cheeks are courtesy of a fresh pimp-slap from their wrestling match in the limo.
You know how those boys that like to be girls do!
www.myspace.com/triston
Those poor Loubotins. *Sigh*
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 8, 2008 - 11:53am.
thank you topalina!
hoffalina would like to lick him for a bit...
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I want to change my name to Topalina now. I loves it.
I bet he tastes either like chocolate fondue or barbeque sauce.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Did she put on makeup in the dark? WTF is up with her cheeks...?
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
thank you topalina!
hoffalina would like to lick him for a bit...
on topic,
she has a TV SHOW?
okay, ask me why I don't have cable...
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 8, 2008 - 11:45am.
LCT
who's that in your avvie, he's hot, but fart face much?
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It's hot-ass Gerard Butler. Fart face = strained O face
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Aw....Give the girl better taste in clothes, make-up and friends and she'd be cute.
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
I can't believe Brooke has her own show now.....sickening.
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"I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
-stripper who fucked A-Rod
Brooke could bring a friend with Bells Palsy, SIDS, and Fetal ALcohol Syndrome to accompany her anywhere...
and it would still fail to erase the tranny off her visage.
This girl has 'roid rage' written all over her Monday through Friday panties!
www.myspace.com/triston
She is not fat at all, well at least not by normal human being body standards, but if you compare her to the average CW anorexic tween of course you'll think that.
Just make her loose the make up, get her a better wardrobe. She is fine.
@LCT
no.
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her "friend" looks like that one girl who always tried to hang out with the popular girls...you know the one the populars kept around just to send on errands and shit...that's sad
Brooke seems smart to me....ya know...bringing along an ugly friend to make herself look purty.
Spray-painted fake Loboutins??? funny fuckery!
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LCT
who's that in your avvie, he's hot, but fart face much?
on topic, I don't find her friend fat, she just needs a hair, clothes and makeup make-under.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
@okie-
Hogan probably was beating off in the next room while it was being filmed!!!
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vom! the only way these photos could be any more gross is if rumer willis was in them too
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Is that Nikki Blonksy with extensions??
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
All the Hogans need to just go somplace for a loooooong time. I bet her new show is "classy" too.
Her friend isnt bad, like the other poster said, she just needs to scrub that shit off her face and kick Brooky-Baby's ass for dressing her like a tranny-whore.
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how does brooke always manage to look about thirty five???
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Hey, Brooke Knows Best.. that's her new show on Vh1.. lol.. her dad will have a heart attack when he watches that shit.. poor guy!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by trinityadams on July 8, 2008 - 7:41am.
They look like any two normal Forever 21 employees from the Inland Empire who are on the way to their assistant manager's wedding reception at Norm's.
I'll bet they're sporting the "Roxy" sticker on the back window of their 97 Jetta.
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You hit the nail on the mother fucking head! LMFAO
Her friend looks like Punky Brewster's fat stunt double.
Yeah, I said it!
And I LOVE Soleil Moon Frye!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by S_G on July 8, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Thanks, and may I say once again I wuv the scared kitty avie.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 8, 2008 - 11:39am.
Oh, everybody's going to bag on this poor ho for being overweight, but she'd actually be pretty if she scrubbed off the makeup and got some better friends. And some less humiliating clothes.
Brooke probably made her wear that shit.
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The above comment says in all, and got it right!
*Golf clap*
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 8, 2008 - 10:39am.
Oh, everybody's going to bag on this poor ho for being overweight, but she'd actually be pretty if she scrubbed off the makeup and got some better friends.
My thoughts exactly. She is pretty, but the make-up and tacky outfit needs to go. The girl is also smart enought to know that standing next to Brooke will make her look even better.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Honey, if Brooke is telling you you look good, get a second opinion.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
They look like any two normal Forever 21 employees from the Inland Empire who are on the way to their assistant manager's wedding reception at Norm's.
I'll bet they're sporting the "Roxy" sticker on the back window of their 97 Jetta.
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You are of your own climax.
Those better be fake Loubitins, if Brooke can't afford more than Lucite.
Speaking of tools, there is some schmuck on the news trying to set a "seat sitting" record at the Rose Bowl right now.....yeah, that's someone with a life...
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"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."
-whatserface, trying to get her 15 minutes
WTF is that thing in her cheeks and that girl is not fat what is wrong people ?? if you are not a size 0,2,4 you are fat??
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
when is she gonna give up those clear hooker heels?
Oh, everybody's going to bag on this poor ho for being overweight, but she'd actually be pretty if she scrubbed off the makeup and got some better friends. And some less humiliating clothes.
Brooke probably made her wear that shit.
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"Jesus loves me this I know.
Cuz I refuse to hear that Montag ho."
-YesterdaysTrashQueen, 7/1/08
Amazon thigh masters.
Bitch with too much bronzer is the fat friend that you bring everywhere you go to make yourself look better. We all have one. DON'T DENY, BITCHES!